White Supremacist Needs Advice on Bicycles

[New Imperial Clans]

Please don't respond to this if you only wish to flame and harass my white pride, or if you don't read the entire OP.

In the coming race war, a major disadvantage of white people is our poor physical fitness. Our innate racial superiority won't save us on the battlefield of the future if we're wheezing like a bunch of gelatinous ashtmatic hippos who just ate a jacuzzi full of tapioca mixed with mayonaise. As much as I wish to secure the existance of our people and ensure a future for white children, the blacks are just in better shape and its hard to aim a rifle when you need both hands to operate your Rascal scooter.

So, I decided that if I'm really committed to the White Pride movement, I needed to get in shape. My first step was to go to the Las Vegas Athletic Club and ask about a membership. That's a long story, click the spoiler if you want to know the backstory:

The man who met me at the front desk was clearly some sort of non-white, most likely a Mexican. Already a bad sign, but I reminded myself, this is for the cause and for the white children I will one day have when I can get Ann Coulter to reconsider her restraining order. Anyway, I told them I was interested in a membership, but that I wanted to make sure I got a locker away from any Mexicans. The guy told me he would call someone from membership services to come help me, and agreed with me that Mexican's suck (he was Guatemalan).

I waited patiently, only to be confronted by a big, black, tatooed, bulked out, African negro-American in a yellow polo shirt with the LVAC logo tastefully embroidered on one of his man-pecs, and his name on the other. His name was Antoine, and he was clearly not white. I immediately steeled my aryan blood and also released a small but concerning volume of urine out of my body. It went like this:

Antoine: Good morning, sir, glad you came in. You ready to make some changes in your life?

Me: I am a committed white supremacist.

Antoine: Physical fitness is important to everyone, sir. Is this your first membership with a gym?

Me: Well, yeah...I mean, I worked out a little when I wrestled in high school...

Antoine: Well, you're never too old to get in shape sir, you can be more fit now than you were in high school with the services we offer here.

Me: I quite because they made me wrestle blacks.

Antoine: Well, we have individualized training programs sir, and with our Gold Elite Program, you get one on one training with reserved equipment, no waiting in lines.

Me: Damn Supreme Court, desegrated the high schools. Worse decision this country's "Justice" system ever made.

Antoine: Well, that's okay sir, because the first paragraph on your membership contract is a mediation agreement in which you waive any right to pursue legal recourse in the courts for any reason at any time and for any event up to and including your death, dismemberment, or both.

Me: I'm not scared of you, nigger.

Antoine: Sir, there's no reason at all to be afraid, because if you sign up now, I'll waive your enrollment fee, take $10 a month off your membership, cut your equipment amortization contribution fee in half, defer your towel fee for the first two months, and...you get a t-shirt.

Me: Is it a white t-shirt?

Antoine: It can be. Let's get you in for a quick fitness level assessment, get you with a trainer, and in a few months, sir, you won't even recognize yourself.

Me: Well.... do I have to shower with the mud people?

Antoine: With our Gold Elite Membership package, sir, you get access to a semi-private eight person shower stall and if you sign up now for 48 private training sessions, I'll suspend the hydratious fee for the first week.

Me: Okay.

*ten minutes later*

Antoine: Sir, you're card has been declined. Please leave the property.

Me: Well...could you just run it for the first month's fee?

Antoine: I did. Leave the property.

Me: Is there like a layaway kind of thing?

Antoine: Motherfucker, get up out this motherfucker before pop your cracker skull like a post-coital zit on a fat white girl's ass.

So then I ran away and decided to buy a bicycle instead.

Anyway, I need a bicycle. Its for an adult, I'm looking to spend under $1,000 or just over, its for street riding, for riding to work and university, about 1/2 hour each way.

Reco's, oh wise and learned nationstates?

[Barringtonia]

Only dirty hippies ride bicycles, white supremacists don't ride bicycles EVER, although the Nazis did steal a lot of bicycles from the Dutch, but that was to use the steel to make TANKS!

The only approved way to bulk up is on steroids and in a gym, it's the law!

The best ad I saw was for a gym in California which stated 'When the aliens come, they'll eat the fat people first - get thin, go to a gym'.

For California, the prospect of being eaten by aliens is probably a more realistic incentive for some than more obvious reasons, such as health, self-esteem and, of course, the coming race war.

[United Dependencies]

Is the YMCA suddenly non-existant now?

[The Blaatschapen]

Only dirty hippies ride bicycles, white supremacists don't ride bicycles EVER, although the Nazis did steal a lot of bicycles from the Dutch, but that was to use the steel to make TANKS!

The only approved way to bulk up is on steroids and in a gym, it's the law!

That reminds me of the criminality in Berlin... When I was little me and my family went to Berlin... We had some city bikes and were touring around town. At a certain moment it became bedtime for me so we parked our bikes next to a wall and mom and dad put me to bed, tell me a nice story, etc. The next morning I woke up and went outside to find my bike and guess what?


The wall was gone

[The Black Forrest]

White supremacist eh?

Why not trade places on the rickshaw?

[Barringtonia]

Only dirty hippies ride bicycles, white supremacists don't ride bicycles EVER, although the Nazis did steal a lot of bicycles from the Dutch, but that was to use the steel to make TANKS!

The only approved way to bulk up is on steroids and in a gym, it's the law!

That reminds me of the criminality in Berlin... When I was little me and my family went to Berlin... We had some city bikes and were touring around town. At a certain moment it became bedtime for me so we parked our bikes next to a wall and mom and dad put me to bed, tell me a nice story, etc. The next morning I woke up and went outside to find my bike and guess what?


The wall was gone

Haha, nice twist, I'll remember that joke for when I meet Dutchies,

[Muravyets]

Is the YMCA suddenly non-existant now?

It's full of gays. Maybe that's a good thing for our fat white friend.

[Norgenmorgenburg]

Sorry dude but... Not to flame, you're actually the lowest form of a white man there is... Fueling anger for pointlessness is pretty much idiotic in a sense.

I can garenty if you look into your family tree you have some sort of hebrew, asian or even african relative. Everyone does. I used to be just like you, I hated everyone because they were different and blamed everything on everyone else. You need help man. Not everyone is evil. Get to know a black man. They're not all that bad actually. Though, if they're from New York, chances are you're going to get a gat to your dome, most african americans are very civilized just like any other HUMAN BEING.

[Saaturia]

Please don't respond to this if you only wish to flame and harass my white pride, or if you don't read the entire OP.

In the coming race war, a major disadvantage of white people is our poor physical fitness. Our innate racial superiority won't save us on the battlefield of the future if we're wheezing like a bunch of gelatinous ashtmatic hippos who just ate a jacuzzi full of tapioca mixed with mayonaise. As much as I wish to secure the existance of our people and ensure a future for white children, the blacks are just in better shape and its hard to aim a rifle when you need both hands to operate your Rascal scooter.

So, I decided that if I'm really committed to the White Pride movement, I needed to get in shape. My first step was to go to the Las Vegas Athletic Club and ask about a membership. That's a long story, click the spoiler if you want to know the backstory:

The man who met me at the front desk was clearly some sort of non-white, most likely a Mexican. Already a bad sign, but I reminded myself, this is for the cause and for the white children I will one day have when I can get Ann Coulter to reconsider her restraining order. Anyway, I told them I was interested in a membership, but that I wanted to make sure I got a locker away from any Mexicans. The guy told me he would call someone from membership services to come help me, and agreed with me that Mexican's suck (he was Guatemalan).

I waited patiently, only to be confronted by a big, black, tatooed, bulked out, African negro-American in a yellow polo shirt with the LVAC logo tastefully embroidered on one of his man-pecs, and his name on the other. His name was Antoine, and he was clearly not white. I immediately steeled my aryan blood and also released a small but concerning volume of urine out of my body. It went like this:

Antoine: Good morning, sir, glad you came in. You ready to make some changes in your life?

Me: I am a committed white supremacist.

Antoine: Physical fitness is important to everyone, sir. Is this your first membership with a gym?

Me: Well, yeah...I mean, I worked out a little when I wrestled in high school...

Antoine: Well, you're never too old to get in shape sir, you can be more fit now than you were in high school with the services we offer here.

Me: I quite because they made me wrestle blacks.

Antoine: Well, we have individualized training programs sir, and with our Gold Elite Program, you get one on one training with reserved equipment, no waiting in lines.

Me: Damn Supreme Court, desegrated the high schools. Worse decision this country's "Justice" system ever made.

Antoine: Well, that's okay sir, because the first paragraph on your membership contract is a mediation agreement in which you waive any right to pursue legal recourse in the courts for any reason at any time and for any event up to and including your death, dismemberment, or both.

Me: I'm not scared of you, nigger.

Antoine: Sir, there's no reason at all to be afraid, because if you sign up now, I'll waive your enrollment fee, take $10 a month off your membership, cut your equipment amortization contribution fee in half, defer your towel fee for the first two months, and...you get a t-shirt.

Me: Is it a white t-shirt?

Antoine: It can be. Let's get you in for a quick fitness level assessment, get you with a trainer, and in a few months, sir, you won't even recognize yourself.

Me: Well.... do I have to shower with the mud people?

Antoine: With our Gold Elite Membership package, sir, you get access to a semi-private eight person shower stall and if you sign up now for 48 private training sessions, I'll suspend the hydratious fee for the first week.

Me: Okay.

*ten minutes later*

Antoine: Sir, you're card has been declined. Please leave the property.

Me: Well...could you just run it for the first month's fee?

Antoine: I did. Leave the property.

Me: Is there like a layaway kind of thing?

Antoine: Motherfucker, get up out this motherfucker before pop your cracker skull like a post-coital zit on a fat white girl's ass.

So then I ran away and decided to buy a bicycle instead.

Anyway, I need a bicycle. Its for an adult, I'm looking to spend under $1,000 or just over, its for street riding, for riding to work and university, about 1/2 hour each way.

Reco's, oh wise and learned nationstates?

I've heard this model is quite good.

[Muravyets]

7 posts in. Is that better or worse than the last thread? I think it's better, right?

[United Dependencies]

7 posts in. Is that better or worse than the last thread? I think it's better, right?

What thread?

[Lackadaisical2]

Is the YMCA suddenly non-existant now?

It's full of gays. Maybe that's a good thing for our fat white friend.

Read the spoiler yet?

[Barringtonia]

Get to know a black man. They're not all that bad actually.

I'm envisioning one of those Public Announcement ads from the 50's and 60's.

"Say Jim, these black people sure are causing some trouble"
"Hey hold on there Bob, do you actually know any black men?"
"Well, no Jim but..."

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Get to know a black man. They're not all that bad actually.

I'm envisioning one of those Public Announcement ads from the 50's and 60's.

"Say Jim, these black people sure are causing some trouble"
"Hey hold on there Bob, do you actually know any black men?"
"Well, no Jim but..."

Far too progressive for the time...

[Panzerjaeger]

Get to know a black man. They're not all that bad actually.

I'm envisioning one of those Public Announcement ads from the 50's and 60's.

"Say Jim, these black people sure are causing some trouble"
"Hey hold on there Bob, do you actually know any black men?"
"Well, no Jim but..."

Haha that made my night.

[Tangomania]

You are one of the original boys in the hood, stay in your own hood, open up your mind you might find you will have more friends , more business, and more love. Open up the doors , you are in the minority supreme or not!Be happy have a Pina Colada!

[Lithium Koala]

OK I'm gonna skip any race related stuff ['cos my opinions on race are my own business] and just talk about getting fit.

A gym membership or even getting a bike are not quick-fixes. You need to make long term changes to your lifestyle if you want to get in shape and stay that way.

Such as ...

* do you ride the bus a lot? try getting off one stop earlier and WALKING the rest of the way to your destination.

* what do you eat/drink? Moderate intake of fast-food and alcohol (note I didn't say abstain all together)

* don't go for fashionable diets - eat some fruit, some vegetables, some lean meat ...

* if you smoke, stop.

You will soon notice the cumulative benefits of these steps. THEN start thinking about an exercise routine.

[Muravyets]

7 posts in. Is that better or worse than the last thread? I think it's better, right?

What thread?

The other one.

[Muravyets]

Is the YMCA suddenly non-existant now?

It's full of gays. Maybe that's a good thing for our fat white friend.

Read the spoiler yet?

Oh, you bet I did.

[United Dependencies]

7 posts in. Is that better or worse than the last thread? I think it's better, right?

What thread?

The other one.

-_-

... What other one?

[Sarkhaan]

7 posts in. Is that better or worse than the last thread? I think it's better, right?

Depends...what do you mean by "better"?

[Maurepas]

There ya go, comes ready made for your needs,

also, lmfao, as usual

[Uawc]

Please don't respond to this if you only wish to flame and harass my white pride, or if you don't read the entire OP.

In the coming race war, a major disadvantage of white people is our poor physical fitness. Our innate racial superiority won't save us on the battlefield of the future if we're wheezing like a bunch of gelatinous ashtmatic hippos who just ate a jacuzzi full of tapioca mixed with mayonaise. As much as I wish to secure the existance of our people and ensure a future for white children, the blacks are just in better shape and its hard to aim a rifle when you need both hands to operate your Rascal scooter.

So, I decided that if I'm really committed to the White Pride movement, I needed to get in shape. My first step was to go to the Las Vegas Athletic Club and ask about a membership. That's a long story, click the spoiler if you want to know the backstory:

The man who met me at the front desk was clearly some sort of non-white, most likely a Mexican. Already a bad sign, but I reminded myself, this is for the cause and for the white children I will one day have when I can get Ann Coulter to reconsider her restraining order. Anyway, I told them I was interested in a membership, but that I wanted to make sure I got a locker away from any Mexicans. The guy told me he would call someone from membership services to come help me, and agreed with me that Mexican's suck (he was Guatemalan).

I waited patiently, only to be confronted by a big, black, tatooed, bulked out, African negro-American in a yellow polo shirt with the LVAC logo tastefully embroidered on one of his man-pecs, and his name on the other. His name was Antoine, and he was clearly not white. I immediately steeled my aryan blood and also released a small but concerning volume of urine out of my body. It went like this:

Antoine: Good morning, sir, glad you came in. You ready to make some changes in your life?

Me: I am a committed white supremacist.

Antoine: Physical fitness is important to everyone, sir. Is this your first membership with a gym?

Me: Well, yeah...I mean, I worked out a little when I wrestled in high school...

Antoine: Well, you're never too old to get in shape sir, you can be more fit now than you were in high school with the services we offer here.

Me: I quite because they made me wrestle blacks.

Antoine: Well, we have individualized training programs sir, and with our Gold Elite Program, you get one on one training with reserved equipment, no waiting in lines.

Me: Damn Supreme Court, desegrated the high schools. Worse decision this country's "Justice" system ever made.

Antoine: Well, that's okay sir, because the first paragraph on your membership contract is a mediation agreement in which you waive any right to pursue legal recourse in the courts for any reason at any time and for any event up to and including your death, dismemberment, or both.

Me: I'm not scared of you, nigger.

Antoine: Sir, there's no reason at all to be afraid, because if you sign up now, I'll waive your enrollment fee, take $10 a month off your membership, cut your equipment amortization contribution fee in half, defer your towel fee for the first two months, and...you get a t-shirt.

Me: Is it a white t-shirt?

Antoine: It can be. Let's get you in for a quick fitness level assessment, get you with a trainer, and in a few months, sir, you won't even recognize yourself.

Me: Well.... do I have to shower with the mud people?

Antoine: With our Gold Elite Membership package, sir, you get access to a semi-private eight person shower stall and if you sign up now for 48 private training sessions, I'll suspend the hydratious fee for the first week.

Me: Okay.

*ten minutes later*

Antoine: Sir, you're card has been declined. Please leave the property.

Me: Well...could you just run it for the first month's fee?

Antoine: I did. Leave the property.

Me: Is there like a layaway kind of thing?

Antoine: Motherfucker, get up out this motherfucker before pop your cracker skull like a post-coital zit on a fat white girl's ass.

So then I ran away and decided to buy a bicycle instead.

Anyway, I need a bicycle. Its for an adult, I'm looking to spend under $1,000 or just over, its for street riding, for riding to work and university, about 1/2 hour each way.

Reco's, oh wise and learned nationstates?

I don't know about the bicycle, but I think this guy has the helmet you're looking for:



EDIT: Jeeze, what the hell, NSG? I think I know what the other guys mean when they say this place is too right-wing nowadays...

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Please don't respond to this if you only wish to flame and harass my white pride, or if you don't read the entire OP.

In the coming race war, a major disadvantage of white people is our poor physical fitness. Our innate racial superiority won't save us on the battlefield of the future if we're wheezing like a bunch of gelatinous ashtmatic hippos who just ate a jacuzzi full of tapioca mixed with mayonaise. As much as I wish to secure the existance of our people and ensure a future for white children, the blacks are just in better shape and its hard to aim a rifle when you need both hands to operate your Rascal scooter.

So, I decided that if I'm really committed to the White Pride movement, I needed to get in shape. My first step was to go to the Las Vegas Athletic Club and ask about a membership. That's a long story, click the spoiler if you want to know the backstory:

The man who met me at the front desk was clearly some sort of non-white, most likely a Mexican. Already a bad sign, but I reminded myself, this is for the cause and for the white children I will one day have when I can get Ann Coulter to reconsider her restraining order. Anyway, I told them I was interested in a membership, but that I wanted to make sure I got a locker away from any Mexicans. The guy told me he would call someone from membership services to come help me, and agreed with me that Mexican's suck (he was Guatemalan).

I waited patiently, only to be confronted by a big, black, tatooed, bulked out, African negro-American in a yellow polo shirt with the LVAC logo tastefully embroidered on one of his man-pecs, and his name on the other. His name was Antoine, and he was clearly not white. I immediately steeled my aryan blood and also released a small but concerning volume of urine out of my body. It went like this:

Antoine: Good morning, sir, glad you came in. You ready to make some changes in your life?

Me: I am a committed white supremacist.

Antoine: Physical fitness is important to everyone, sir. Is this your first membership with a gym?

Me: Well, yeah...I mean, I worked out a little when I wrestled in high school...

Antoine: Well, you're never too old to get in shape sir, you can be more fit now than you were in high school with the services we offer here.

Me: I quite because they made me wrestle blacks.

Antoine: Well, we have individualized training programs sir, and with our Gold Elite Program, you get one on one training with reserved equipment, no waiting in lines.

Me: Damn Supreme Court, desegrated the high schools. Worse decision this country's "Justice" system ever made.

Antoine: Well, that's okay sir, because the first paragraph on your membership contract is a mediation agreement in which you waive any right to pursue legal recourse in the courts for any reason at any time and for any event up to and including your death, dismemberment, or both.

Me: I'm not scared of you, nigger.

Antoine: Sir, there's no reason at all to be afraid, because if you sign up now, I'll waive your enrollment fee, take $10 a month off your membership, cut your equipment amortization contribution fee in half, defer your towel fee for the first two months, and...you get a t-shirt.

Me: Is it a white t-shirt?

Antoine: It can be. Let's get you in for a quick fitness level assessment, get you with a trainer, and in a few months, sir, you won't even recognize yourself.

Me: Well.... do I have to shower with the mud people?

Antoine: With our Gold Elite Membership package, sir, you get access to a semi-private eight person shower stall and if you sign up now for 48 private training sessions, I'll suspend the hydratious fee for the first week.

Me: Okay.

*ten minutes later*

Antoine: Sir, you're card has been declined. Please leave the property.

Me: Well...could you just run it for the first month's fee?

Antoine: I did. Leave the property.

Me: Is there like a layaway kind of thing?

Antoine: Motherfucker, get up out this motherfucker before pop your cracker skull like a post-coital zit on a fat white girl's ass.

So then I ran away and decided to buy a bicycle instead.

Anyway, I need a bicycle. Its for an adult, I'm looking to spend under $1,000 or just over, its for street riding, for riding to work and university, about 1/2 hour each way.

Reco's, oh wise and learned nationstates?

I don't know about the bicycle, but I think this guy has the helmet you're looking for:

snip

EDIT: Jeeze, what the hell, NSG? I think I know what the other guys mean when they say this place is too right-wing nowadays...

But that thing won't keep you warm, try ushanka

[Uawc]

Please don't respond to this if you only wish to flame and harass my white pride, or if you don't read the entire OP.

In the coming race war, a major disadvantage of white people is our poor physical fitness. Our innate racial superiority won't save us on the battlefield of the future if we're wheezing like a bunch of gelatinous ashtmatic hippos who just ate a jacuzzi full of tapioca mixed with mayonaise. As much as I wish to secure the existance of our people and ensure a future for white children, the blacks are just in better shape and its hard to aim a rifle when you need both hands to operate your Rascal scooter.

So, I decided that if I'm really committed to the White Pride movement, I needed to get in shape. My first step was to go to the Las Vegas Athletic Club and ask about a membership. That's a long story, click the spoiler if you want to know the backstory:

The man who met me at the front desk was clearly some sort of non-white, most likely a Mexican. Already a bad sign, but I reminded myself, this is for the cause and for the white children I will one day have when I can get Ann Coulter to reconsider her restraining order. Anyway, I told them I was interested in a membership, but that I wanted to make sure I got a locker away from any Mexicans. The guy told me he would call someone from membership services to come help me, and agreed with me that Mexican's suck (he was Guatemalan).

I waited patiently, only to be confronted by a big, black, tatooed, bulked out, African negro-American in a yellow polo shirt with the LVAC logo tastefully embroidered on one of his man-pecs, and his name on the other. His name was Antoine, and he was clearly not white. I immediately steeled my aryan blood and also released a small but concerning volume of urine out of my body. It went like this:

Antoine: Good morning, sir, glad you came in. You ready to make some changes in your life?

Me: I am a committed white supremacist.

Antoine: Physical fitness is important to everyone, sir. Is this your first membership with a gym?

Me: Well, yeah...I mean, I worked out a little when I wrestled in high school...

Antoine: Well, you're never too old to get in shape sir, you can be more fit now than you were in high school with the services we offer here.

Me: I quite because they made me wrestle blacks.

Antoine: Well, we have individualized training programs sir, and with our Gold Elite Program, you get one on one training with reserved equipment, no waiting in lines.

Me: Damn Supreme Court, desegrated the high schools. Worse decision this country's "Justice" system ever made.

Antoine: Well, that's okay sir, because the first paragraph on your membership contract is a mediation agreement in which you waive any right to pursue legal recourse in the courts for any reason at any time and for any event up to and including your death, dismemberment, or both.

Me: I'm not scared of you, nigger.

Antoine: Sir, there's no reason at all to be afraid, because if you sign up now, I'll waive your enrollment fee, take $10 a month off your membership, cut your equipment amortization contribution fee in half, defer your towel fee for the first two months, and...you get a t-shirt.

Me: Is it a white t-shirt?

Antoine: It can be. Let's get you in for a quick fitness level assessment, get you with a trainer, and in a few months, sir, you won't even recognize yourself.

Me: Well.... do I have to shower with the mud people?

Antoine: With our Gold Elite Membership package, sir, you get access to a semi-private eight person shower stall and if you sign up now for 48 private training sessions, I'll suspend the hydratious fee for the first week.

Me: Okay.

*ten minutes later*

Antoine: Sir, you're card has been declined. Please leave the property.

Me: Well...could you just run it for the first month's fee?

Antoine: I did. Leave the property.

Me: Is there like a layaway kind of thing?

Antoine: Motherfucker, get up out this motherfucker before pop your cracker skull like a post-coital zit on a fat white girl's ass.

So then I ran away and decided to buy a bicycle instead.

Anyway, I need a bicycle. Its for an adult, I'm looking to spend under $1,000 or just over, its for street riding, for riding to work and university, about 1/2 hour each way.

Reco's, oh wise and learned nationstates?

I don't know about the bicycle, but I think this guy has the helmet you're looking for:

snip

EDIT: Jeeze, what the hell, NSG? I think I know what the other guys mean when they say this place is too right-wing nowadays...

But that thing won't keep you warm, try ushanka

I can't tell whether you're making fun of me or trying to offend him more than I was.

By the way, ushankas are freaking awesome.