TETanu...sorry, can't do it >_>

[New Ogunquit]

I refuse to cause problems. I came to have a good time and I am feeling so attacked right now that's what we's gon' do, reppy. I cannot walk or drive but I might be able to do definite integrals if you gives me about an hour.

Gotta say, your typing is still remarkably legible for being too drunk to walk! I've seen some drunkposters on here that are completely impossible to parse.

Weird... You know I never thought of drunk people using technology outside of cars. I never really considered that one could go on their phone while drunk.

[Talvezout]

I refuse to cause problems. I came to have a good time and I am feeling so attacked right now that's what we's gon' do, reppy. I cannot walk or drive but I might be able to do definite integrals if you gives me about an hour.

Gotta say, your typing is still remarkably legible for being too drunk to walk! I've seen some drunkposters on here that are completely impossible to parse.

If I can ask, what has been the worst example of drunkposting here?

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I refuse to cause problems. I came to have a good time and I am feeling so attacked right now that's what we's gon' do, reppy. I cannot walk or drive but I might be able to do definite integrals if you gives me about an hour.

Gotta say, your typing is still remarkably legible for being too drunk to walk! I've seen some drunkposters on here that are completely impossible to parse.

I am committed to legibility even while completely turnt.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Gotta say, your typing is still remarkably legible for being too drunk to walk! I've seen some drunkposters on here that are completely impossible to parse.

Weird... You know I never thought of drunk people using technology outside of cars. I never really considered that one could go on their phone while drunk.

Are you insinuating that you have never heard of drunk texting?

[Western Pacific Territories]

Gotta say, your typing is still remarkably legible for being too drunk to walk! I've seen some drunkposters on here that are completely impossible to parse.

If I can ask, what has been the worst example of drunkposting here?

I want to know this also.

[New Ogunquit]

Weird... You know I never thought of drunk people using technology outside of cars. I never really considered that one could go on their phone while drunk.

Are you insinuating that you have never heard of drunk texting?

Yes, I've never heard of that.

[Western Pacific Territories]

Are you insinuating that you have never heard of drunk texting?

Yes, I've never heard of that.

I am dissapoint.

[Ava Ire]

Weird... You know I never thought of drunk people using technology outside of cars. I never really considered that one could go on their phone while drunk.

Are you insinuating that you have never heard of drunk texting?

But exactly how drunk are you?

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Are you insinuating that you have never heard of drunk texting?

Yes, I've never heard of that.

In that case, I recommend you never get drunk near a cell phone or you may realize that you don't understand the fine art of being drunk while connected electronically to pretty much everyone on Earth.

[Reploid Productions]

Gotta say, your typing is still remarkably legible for being too drunk to walk! I've seen some drunkposters on here that are completely impossible to parse.

If I can ask, what has been the worst example of drunkposting here?

Well, there's different types of drunkposting. There's silly/spammy drunkposting, rambly drunkposting, raging drunkposting... the raging varieties tend to be the ones that run afoul of moderation.

[Western Pacific Territories]

If I can ask, what has been the worst example of drunkposting here?

Well, there's different types of drunkposting. There's silly/spammy drunkposting, rambly drunkposting, raging drunkposting... the raging varieties tend to be the ones that run afoul of moderation.

I wanna see raging and spammy.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Are you insinuating that you have never heard of drunk texting?

But exactly how drunk are you?

I went to the bathroom a while ago and ended up laying on the floor with my cell phone listening to Robert Palmer's Addicted to Love on repeat.

[Idzequitch]

Gotta say, your typing is still remarkably legible for being too drunk to walk! I've seen some drunkposters on here that are completely impossible to parse.

If I can ask, what has been the worst example of drunkposting here?

Mike the Progressive used to get... interesting when drunk.
Mostly coherent, but not nearly as well as SAT here.

[New Ogunquit]

Yes, I've never heard of that.

I am dissapoint.

Why exactly? I'm a total stranger on the internet.

Yes, I've never heard of that.

In that case, I recommend you never get drunk near a cell phone or you may realize that you don't understand the fine art of being drunk while connected electronically to pretty much everyone on Earth.

Yes, it sounds like a recipe for disaster. I guess I always kind of assumed when drunk you wouldn't even be able to unlock your phone.

[Ava Ire]

But exactly how drunk are you?

I went to the bathroom a while ago and ended up laying on the floor with my cell phone listening to Robert Palmer's Addicted to Love on repeat.

How is it possible to be coherent?

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

If I can ask, what has been the worst example of drunkposting here?

Mike the Progressive used to get... interesting when drunk.
Mostly coherent, but not nearly as well as SAT here.

But wait! There's more! I still have seven bottles of horribly acidic alcohol left!

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I am dissapoint.

Why exactly? I'm a total stranger on the internet.

In that case, I recommend you never get drunk near a cell phone or you may realize that you don't understand the fine art of being drunk while connected electronically to pretty much everyone on Earth.

Yes, it sounds like a recipe for disaster. I guess I always kind of assumed when drunk you wouldn't even be able to unlock your phone.

I've won 7 150+ Candy Crush levels in the past hour so it's not quite what you think.

[Talvezout]

Night guys

[Ava Ire]

Night guys

Goodnight, Talvoo.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Night guys

Night, sugarplum!

[New Ogunquit]

I've won 7 150+ Candy Crush levels in the past hour so it's not quite what you think.

Learning from strangers on the internet about life experiences is always a magical experience in itself!

[Reploid Productions]

Well, there's different types of drunkposting. There's silly/spammy drunkposting, rambly drunkposting, raging drunkposting... the raging varieties tend to be the ones that run afoul of moderation.

I wanna see raging and spammy.

I forget the nation name, but there was one earlier this year who was roaringly drunk and the sports team he was rooting for lost... he was starting to get nasty but I was able to talk him down via TG before he got himself in deeper trouble. Often when we KNOW somebody's drunk and posting, if they start to cause trouble, (especially if they have an otherwise clean record,) we'll sometimes just hit those with a 6 hour ban to give 'em time to go sober up before they really get themselves in trouble.

[Allancia]

Night guys

Goodnight, Talvoo.

"Talvoo"
Maybe the best nickname I have ever heard.

[Ava Ire]

Why exactly? I'm a total stranger on the internet.

Yes, it sounds like a recipe for disaster. I guess I always kind of assumed when drunk you wouldn't even be able to unlock your phone.

I've won 7 150+ Candy Crush levels in the past hour so it's not quite what you think.

Well, I once unlocked my phone whilst half asleep. My mom had called me and I apparently answered, but didn't say anything for a good three minutes because I was unaware of it...

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I've won 7 150+ Candy Crush levels in the past hour so it's not quite what you think.

Well, I once unlocked my phone whilst half asleep. My mom had called me and I apparently answered, but didn't say anything for a good three minutes because I was unaware of it...

My boss called me at 6 am once, and I apparently confessed my undying love for him before replying that, yes, I would go get a CO2 tank from the store before I came to work.