Ideal Romantic partner?

About me · by **Luziyca** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 1:25 pm

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:
Luziyca wrote:A carbon-based lifeform.

There's several manatee bachelorettes not far from my house who'd love to meet you. Word of warning though, they're insatiable flirts.

Hmm. How flirty are they?

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Luziyca wrote:A carbon-based lifeform.

Ah, you don't like silicons?

I dated an android once. They're rubbish.

by **Furry Alairia and Algeria** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 1:28 pm

Mavorpen wrote:Voted for Scalie because Scalies need love too.

If I could vote for more than one, I would.

But then again, they're women.

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 1:46 pm

USS Monitor wrote:
Post War America wrote:
Um... in boat terms or in sensual... fuck it I'm losing sanity

It was a joke about the Monitor riding low in the water, not being very seaworthy, and eventually sinking as a result.

But nothing wrong with being on the bottom in general.

Smith college centennial t-shirt

"A century of women on top"

I shudda gone to smith.

by **The Debauched Rabbit** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:20 pm

No ideals. As long as she's a communist, I don't give two arses.

by **Dyakovo** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 2:33 pm

The Debauched Rabbit wrote:No ideals. As long as she's a communist, I don't give two arses.

So, you have two things that make for an ideal romantic partner...

by **Shnercropolis** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 3:17 pm

I dunno. Someone who doesn't need me to constantly express it to feel appreciated.

by **Furry Alairia and Algeria** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 3:23 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
The Debauched Rabbit wrote:No ideals. As long as she's a communist, I don't give two arses.

So, you have two things that make for an ideal romantic partner...

Two assed commies can be a thing.

by **Shnercropolis** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 3:26 pm

Luziyca wrote:A carbon-based lifeform.

Roundworms would love to get all up in you.

by **Dyakovo** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 3:49 pm

Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:So, you have two things that make for an ideal romantic partner...

Two assed commies can be a thing.

Lol
I was actually referring to "female" and "communist"...

by **Councilmembers** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 3:54 pm

"Hot best friend" kind of partner. Beautiful and obsessed.

by **Colonial Rhodesia** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 4:05 pm

a Redhead beauty full of intelligence and a sultry personality fit for a Rhodesian

by **Post War America** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 4:14 pm

Trotskylvania wrote:
Post War America wrote:
Well this does describe ideal situations... ie perfect situations. If this were a "standards" thread, I know I at least would settle for anybody who can bear to look upon my gorgonesque visage and not explode.

It still seems to me that there is something backwards about trying to reduce people to a collection of characteristics when you're talking about romantic partners. Especially physical characteristics. There haven't been many commonalities in the different people I've been romantically interested in, and I really can't see any of them held a deeper affection from me.

Fair enough, but some might have taken note of trends and shit. I haven't due to being a bad partner followed by an oath not to engage in romance any further, but some might have noticed a definite "type" they tend to be drawn to.

by **Furry Alairia and Algeria** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 4:19 pm

Colonial Rhodesia wrote:a Redhead beauty full of intelligence and a sultry personality fit for a Rhodesian

"honey, you you mind telling those blacks across the street we rule, even though we're a minority?"

Dyakovo wrote:
Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:Two assed commies can be a thing.

Lol
I was actually referring to "female" and "communist"...

Female double assed commies work.

by **Colonial Rhodesia** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 4:34 pm

Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:
Colonial Rhodesia wrote:a Redhead beauty full of intelligence and a sultry personality fit for a Rhodesian

"honey, you you mind telling those blacks across the street we rule, even though we're a minority?"
Dyakovo wrote:Lol
I was actually referring to "female" and "communist"...

Female double assed commies work.

nice Racist joke

by **Furry Alairia and Algeria** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 4:36 pm

Colonial Rhodesia wrote:
Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:"honey, you you mind telling those blacks across the street we rule, even though we're a minority?"

Female double assed commies work.

nice Racist joke

More of a Rhodesian Joke.

by **Colonial Rhodesia** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 8:36 am

Furry Alairia and Algeria wrote:
Colonial Rhodesia wrote:
nice Racist joke

More of a Rhodesian Joke.

no problem I am a Rhodie and I love it that way I have no problem with my Native brothers after all we both fought communism for the sake of our homelands freedom and the thing that makes a Troopie really happy is coming home to the woman he loves and for me that's a Redhead beautiful and intelligent fit for Africa and much better than her kith and kin in Britain.

by **Socialist Tera** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 8:40 am

I prefer someone with left wings view, I do not like overweight women, I do not mind goths but they are known to have eurocentric views so I am wary.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 9:39 am

I don't think I have an ideal, but looking at my romantic history, I notice a few things that my former partners have in common:

-they're women
-they're smart

That's it.

by **Sam Hyde** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:22 am

Meryuma wrote:
Sam Hyde wrote:Submissive and conservative.

aka boring and indoctrinated

When third world people want it, it's considered "traditional and a celebration of culture".

by **Ethel mermania** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:53 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:I don't think I have an ideal, but looking at my romantic history, I notice a few things that my former partners have in common:

-they're women
-they're smart

That's it.

Ewe.

by **Nirvash Type TheEND** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 2:30 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:I don't think I have an ideal, but looking at my romantic history, I notice a few things that my former partners have in common:

-they're women
-they're smart

That's it.

Human. You forgot human.

Or maybe you didn't. I don't know your life. ヽ（´ー｀）┌　

by **Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 2:39 pm

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:I don't think I have an ideal, but looking at my romantic history, I notice a few things that my former partners have in common:

-they're women
-they're smart

That's it.

Human. You forgot human.

Or maybe you didn't. I don't know your life. ヽ（´ー｀）┌　

I do not approve of bestiality in this context, even if the sheep is a fully consenting adult. Some roads we cannot follow.

by **Nirvash Type TheEND** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 2:48 pm

Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Human. You forgot human.

Or maybe you didn't. I don't know your life. ヽ（´ー｀）┌　

I do not approve of bestiality in this context, even if the sheep is a fully consenting adult. Some roads we cannot follow.

There are contexts in which you approve of beastiality?

by **Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 2:51 pm

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:I do not approve of bestiality in this context, even if the sheep is a fully consenting adult. Some roads we cannot follow.

There are contexts in which you approve of beastiality?

...

Well, looks like I don't have to explain myself in this thread any more...

by **The Archregimancy** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 2:52 pm

USS Monitor wrote:
And I really don't give a rat's ass about the size of a guy's dick.

Of course not; you're a 19th-century vessel of war.

On the other hand, I'm sure you're really interested in how skilfully a man can reload your cannon chamber....

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