Last Player?

by **Malvakia** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:41 am

What would you do if you went online one day and found that you were the only nation remaining? You have no idea if people are joining and you have a few options: Stick around to see if anyone joins is one of them. Also for the sake of keeping this interesting, you can not say that you would quit even if you would.
Limited supply of issues.
No one to RP with.
No one to sign up.
No one to post.
Just you. All alone. The last one.

by **Romalae** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:43 am

Create a bunch of puppet accounts and have conversations with myself.

by **Playing In The Water** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:46 am

Open up a new abortion debate thread every other week and argue with myself in them. Some NS traditions are too important to let die.

by **Wolfenia** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:48 am

Playing In The Water wrote:Open up a new abortion debate thread every other week and argue with myself in them. Some NS traditions are too important to let die.

Would you be arguing about Nazi Europe?

by **Filimons** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:48 am

If quitting isn't an option I'd spend the day drafting factbooks and creating puppet-accounts.

by **The Jonathanian States** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:48 am

Playing In The Water wrote:Open up a new abortion debate thread every other week and argue with myself in them. Some NS traditions are too important to let die.

Every summer create a bunch of fundamentalist/Nazi/Other-summer-species puppets, post stuff as them and then put a lot of effort into countering my own arguments with my main.

by **White Anglo Saxon Protestant America** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:50 am

I would do anything that would get me banned, but since there are no mods I could get away with it. For Example I would create a bunch of puppets with swastikas.

by **Carriebean7** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:51 am

make lots of puppets to hold all of my fact books while I make MOAR FACTBOOKS!

by **Gig em Aggies** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:56 am

I would create more puppet nations and make them all mods for life then when people came back I would hand out punishments having others think I was different people. oh and freaking finish my factbooks

by **The Empire of Pretantia** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:12 pm

I'd turn it into an adult site.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:15 pm

Debate the metaphorical basis of the tomato with myself for all eternity.

by **Caribica** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:17 pm

Turn NS into the best porn site on the internet.

by **New Werpland** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:21 pm

Express right wing views in peace.

by **The Krogan** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:23 pm

I'll follow everyone else's example and fill every nook and cranny of this place with porn.

So when I die and the next last player comes to NS their head will instantly explode from all of it.

by **Alyakia** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:24 pm

id spam, warn myself for spamming, warn myself for non-mod use of the warn tags for warning myself then ban myself for continued rule breaking

by **Ashworth-Attwater** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:27 pm

I'd shitpost until I get bored and then I'd leave this site to rot.

by **Animal Farm United** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:31 pm

Probably make a bunch of resolutions that no one can object to. Start a bunch of topics with potential to become a flame war and see if anyone cares. Break all the rules. Etc. Normal stuff like that.

by **May Mays** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:46 pm

I would exact my vengeance on every single nation that ever did me wrong.

I would structurally report a series of their old posts, and then proceed to hack the NS servers and punish them as I see fit by passing rulings with a mod account.

Then I would create false posts, eventually leading a string of posts so terrible the user would have earned a DOS.

I would then change every nation's password to the same filthy obscene phrase.

I would find a way to write a script that would track a user's IP, and it would change any posts from this IP to this obscene phrase.

And then I would use a script to DDoS the NS servers for a month.

Then I would permanently add Bytecoins so that I wouldn't have to do that anymore.

by **Jute** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:01 pm

Create a bunch of rps and be glad I finally don't have to worry about not posting fast enough. Then slowly turn them into novels that might just become bestsellers

by **Dumb Ideologies** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:04 pm

I would congratulate my tactical nuke supplier and write them a very positive amazon review.

by **Corpseville** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:04 pm

All of the above.

by **Ril Island** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:07 pm

Shitpost the hardest since 8th grade. Oh, and make tons of puppets, improve my factbooks, and pretend there are still people here... Then go insane.

by **Allancia** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:07 pm

Take the opportunity to use all of my puppets to write the greatest RPs known to mankind, spanning hundreds of pages and scores of threads. Once I was done and well into college, I'd write them into novels and get rich. Also, arguing endlessly on NSG with my puppets.

Kind of like this> viewtopic.php?f=5&t=262676

by **Camelza** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:14 pm

First day I'd spam, gravedig, threadjack and step on the grass in Moderation.
I'd then play with the game mechanisms, enact stupid eddicts, capture regions, make WA laws etc.
As time passes by, the mind would succumb to loneliness, I would create puppets to argue with.
Then I would create caricatures of actual NSers and pretend to be them, mods and all.
In the end schizophrenia would settle in.

by **Shnercropolis** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:19 pm

I'd get really really bored really really fast.
I get bored with NS all the time anyways.

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