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What do you do?

Order the guards to open fire, I get to be a dictator!
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*Sigh* Stand down... this is going to hurt.
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Screw the system, I'm taking the third option! -Points gun to head and pulls trigger-
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Hold on, isn't there a spare helicopter somewhere nearby that I could use to escape? Preferably one not made of solid gold...
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Mefpan
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Postby Mefpan » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:49 am

Old Tyrannia wrote:Obviously I'd have my guards open fire. I mean, let's think about this- these revolutionaries are prepared to shoot everyone in the palace. Forget about my miserable life, potentially hundreds of innocent, unarmed servants could be killed just because they took a job at the dictator's palace to try and feed their kids. How is that fair? What sort of leader would I be if I let people who had faithfully served me and my predecessor, and were counting on me for protection, be mowed down in cold blood so that I could save the lives of a bloodthirsty lynch mob?

Once reinforcements had arrived, I would suppress the rebellion brutally and rule with an iron fist, making myself the focus of the nation's hatred, while simultaneously organising a fake counter-insurgency with my most loyal agent as its mysterious and charismatic leader. I would then organise my own staged assassination in broad daylight, observed by a huge crowd of my people. With the evil dictator seemingly dead, the country would rejoice and rally around my alleged killer, while my younger sister (who I would drag around in chains a bit before hand so no one thought we were on the same side) would succeed me as Empress and constitutional monarch.

You are not Lelouch vi Britannia. You'd probably RP him decently in an alternate Code Geass canon however.

That said, let's open fire. Revolutions in this day and age seem to rarely lead to an objectively better government arising. Might as well decide to build one that's subjectively better according to my ideals.
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Tel
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Postby Tel » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:03 am

I tell them I'm not the dictator. I claim I can offer proof, because I can.

If they refuse to give me a chance, why should I offer them such a luxury?

I order my guardsmen to open fire. I repeatedly attempt to make peace with the rebellion throughout the ensuing war, but if they're unwilling to so much as talk, I won't feel much remorse for crushing them. They don't want peace or compromise, just blood. I won't shell my own cities, but I won't allow them to throw the nation into chaos. Make a French Revolution of my nation, will you?! Over my cold, beaten body!

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Postby Anarchy at its best » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:10 am

Bruh, give the grand poobah hat to a guard, They will think he is dictator and kill him not you
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Tel
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Postby Tel » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:18 am

They're going to kill everyone. Blood-crazed mobs can't be reasoned with.

The Bastille made that very clear.

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Postby Camelza » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:18 am

Side with the revolutionaries, claiming you have no relations to that mad old dog of a dictator. Furthermore, provide them with any and all information of the old regime.

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Postby Luziyca » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:27 am

Say that I support the revolutionaries and give them a lot of concessions.
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Avdrea
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Postby Avdrea » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:53 am

Lay down arms and die a gruesome death... Or become a dictator and fulfill my life-long dream? Mow them down and hail your new Supreme Leader. Of course, I'll brainwash their children until they remember me as their "Dear Leader". Why? Because fuck you morals, that's why.

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Protestant Ulster
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Founded: Apr 24, 2015
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you're a dictator kill or be killed

Postby Protestant Ulster » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:03 am

it's better to leave the country and just let descend into a living hell that way the people will be begging for law and order plus a few reforms would prevent anymore dissent

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Postby Roderia » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:08 am

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Postby Diopolis » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:19 am

Carolusborg wrote:
Diopolis wrote:Order the guards to open fire, then invest in heavy social engineering to bring the populace onto my side. Use natalist policies to increase the portion of the population young enough to be affected, and gradually bring the people back over to my side.

Nicolae Ceaușescu-style natalism?

Perhaps, or perhaps some other kind. It depends on the country.
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:37 am

Kill them, spend my budget to buy a remote island, send my shit to that remote island, abdicate, have fun with friends on the remote island. Win-win situation.

I don't understand why the rebels would attack a superior force though.
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Postby Eahland » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:37 am

I'll order the guards to give me five minutes, then kill everyone except me (and make perfectly clear, me, not the guy in the hat), then (from behind hard cover), I'll yell that whoever the Grand Poobah hat is closest to is dictator, and hurl it as far into the crowd of revolutionaries as I can. And then I'll sneak out the back in the chaos. With any luck, everyone in this friggin' stupid country will kill each other in the fallout, and the world will be a smarter place afterwards.
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Postby Romano-Germanic Empire » Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:15 am

Rebel scum! Guards, kill them!
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Postby Pandeeria » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:22 am

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:I don't understand why the rebels would attack a superior force though.


Historically, rebels have done a lot stupider things. And generally have failed as a result.
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