Fair enough.
Still, to add some seriousness - the claim that the Santa who arrives around Yule is Satan has some historical credibility. He is basically an amalgam of the pagan Father Christmas (who may or may not be based on Odin, sources are conflicted on this - but he definately was not christian) - and the Dutch/German/Austrian "Sinterklaas". Who eventually was portrayed as the famous Catholic saint accompanied by black servants/demons - but originally was portrayed as being a demon himself.