♫ Am I only dreaming, is this burning.. the eternal thread ♫

[Esternial]

Maybe this is what I get from eating in bed. Oh well

Yes. The one ant was indubitably a food scout. Having found food for his colony, you'll now have hundreds of foragers scouring your bed.

I had a scout cockroach surprise me some time ago. About 1 and a half inch.

Living near your university's tropical gardens has its downsides.

[Gallade]

Leaving yourself thoroughly open to a rogue Galla crotch headbutt.

Aha! You fell for my trap card!

Not reflecting wall, I hope. I like my ovaries.

[Dyakovo]

Good luck to whomever has to build that custom coffin.

Stuffing two people and a onesie in a coffin only works if they're anorexic.

Or if you put them through a wood chipper...

[Esternial]

Aha! You fell for my trap card!

Not reflecting wall, I hope. I like my ovaries.

For you, only one will do:

[Italios]

Stuffing two people and a onesie in a coffin only works if they're anorexic.

Or if you put them through a wood chipper...

We could cremate them and then put them in a coffin! Perfect!

[DesAnges]

Generally shelves are attached to walls, dear, not floating in mid-air. There'd be no exposure.

I question why you press against walls to stack shelves.

I was actually planning more of a recess dealie.

If someone can hook me up with tickets to any one of these festivals or gigs then I will pledge you my first born children.

[Dyakovo]

And let me assure you that that isn't fun.

Holy fuck, that happened to you? Jesus.

It was a tooth extraction, not proper surgery, but yes.

[Italios]

Yes. The one ant was indubitably a food scout. Having found food for his colony, you'll now have hundreds of foragers scouring your bed.

I had a scout cockroach surprise me some time ago. About 1 and a half inch.

Living near your university's tropical gardens has its downsides.

The Call of the Wild

[Dyakovo]

Or if you put them through a wood chipper...

We could cremate them and then put them in a coffin! Perfect!

One question...
Are we waiting for them to die first?

[Gallade]

Holy fuck, that happened to you? Jesus.

It was a tooth extraction, not proper surgery, but yes.

Ah, I see. Still ouch. Especially considering "tooth extraction" often means " hack away at tooth bit by bit to get at roots".

[Italios]

We could cremate them and then put them in a coffin! Perfect!

One question...
Are we waiting for them to die first?

I left the poison in two unmarked suitcases in the back alleyway.

[Gallade]

One question...
Are we waiting for them to die first?

I left the poison in two unmarked suitcases in the back alleyway.

Or you could hoover your room. There's always that.

[Italios]

I left the poison in two unmarked suitcases in the back alleyway.

Or you could hoover your room. There's always that.

Sorry, English, but I'm not part of Vortex.

[Dyakovo]

It was a tooth extraction, not proper surgery, but yes.

Ah, I see. Still ouch. Especially considering "tooth extraction" often means " hack away at tooth bit by bit to get at roots".

The tooth came out in one piece, but yeah, it was, shall we say, a mite uncomfortable. Granted, I could've told them, but I figured the morons would just wander off until it wore off again...

My best friend actually woke up when they were (unnecessarily as it turns out) removing his thyroid...

[Hurdegaryp]

Or you could hoover your room. There's always that.

Sorry, English, but I'm not part of Vortex.

Since you made the unfortunate mistake of calling Gallade English, I fear these are your last moments on this forum. This saddens me, for those stains are always so hard to remove.

[Italios]

Ah, I see. Still ouch. Especially considering "tooth extraction" often means " hack away at tooth bit by bit to get at roots".

The tooth came out in one piece, but yeah, it was, shall we say, a mite uncomfortable. Granted, I could've told them, but I figured the morons would just wander off until it wore off again...

My best friend actually woke up when they were (unnecessarily as it turns out) removing his thyroid...

I've had two teeth pulled because I had my retainer on at that point and i didn't want loose teeth until I was allowed to stop using it. The orthodontist asked me if I wanted them pulled out and I replied yes, I didn't get any anaesthsia but it didn't hurt. He must be a sorcerer!

[Italios]

Sorry, English, but I'm not part of Vortex.

Since you made the unfortunate mistake of calling Gallade English, I fear these are your last moments on this forum. This saddens me, for those stains are always so hard to remove.

...It's from a movie.

[Hurdegaryp]

Since you made the unfortunate mistake of calling Gallade English, I fear these are your last moments on this forum. This saddens me, for those stains are always so hard to remove.

...It's from a movie.

YOUR HUMAN POP CULTURAL REFERENCE IS IRRELEVANT. YOU ARE AN ENEMY. YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE!

[Gallade]

Sorry, English, but I'm not part of Vortex.

Since you made the unfortunate mistake of calling Gallade English, I fear these are your last moments on this forum. This saddens me, for those stains are always so hard to remove.

While it's true that my French/Irish blood has me built to be an anti-British murdering machine, I only get testy when they make light of atrocities made, just as I understand the Unionist/proud UKer anger over such things as the deplorable IRA bombings.

Honestly, we'd be better off still in the UK, but sovereignty was the decision made by the 1916 minority, which became the majority by 1922. S'all 'kay.

[Dyakovo]

The tooth came out in one piece, but yeah, it was, shall we say, a mite uncomfortable. Granted, I could've told them, but I figured the morons would just wander off until it wore off again...

My best friend actually woke up when they were (unnecessarily as it turns out) removing his thyroid...

I've had two teeth pulled because I had my retainer on at that point and i didn't want loose teeth until I was allowed to stop using it. The orthodontist asked me if I wanted them pulled out and I replied yes, I didn't get any anaesthsia but it didn't hurt. He must be a sorcerer!

I doubt there was no anesthesia. Also, the teeth already being loose would make the extraction much easier.

I actually need the rest of my teeth taken out (well, okay, root canals would be sufficient for most of them - but I won't do another of those). I'm a little hesitant to have it done though.

[Italios]

...It's from a movie.

YOUR HUMAN POP CULTURAL REFERENCE IS IRRELEVANT. YOU ARE AN ENEMY. YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE!

Oh no! Just when things couldn't get any weirder, a wild Hurdegaryp appeared! Go, Spoink!

[Italios]

I've had two teeth pulled because I had my retainer on at that point and i didn't want loose teeth until I was allowed to stop using it. The orthodontist asked me if I wanted them pulled out and I replied yes, I didn't get any anaesthsia but it didn't hurt. He must be a sorcerer!

I doubt there was no anesthesia. Also, the teeth already being loose would make the extraction much easier.

I actually need the rest of my teeth taken out (well, okay, root canals would be sufficient for most of them - but I won't do another of those). I'm a little hesitant to have it done though.

The good news was that the tooth fairy lives an extra dollar for teeth that get pulled out

[Gallade]

YOUR HUMAN POP CULTURAL REFERENCE IS IRRELEVANT. YOU ARE AN ENEMY. YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE!

Oh no! Just when things couldn't get any weirder, a wild Hurdegaryp appeared! Go, Spoink!

HURD IS A STEEL TYPE, YOU FOOL

[Italios]

Oh no! Just when things couldn't get any weirder, a wild Hurdegaryp appeared! Go, Spoink!

HURD IS A STEEL TYPE, YOU FOOL

Empoleon is water and steel, bwahahaha!

[Dyakovo]

Since you made the unfortunate mistake of calling Gallade English, I fear these are your last moments on this forum. This saddens me, for those stains are always so hard to remove.

While it's true that my French/Irish blood has me built to be an anti-British murdering machine, I only get testy when they make light of atrocities made, just as I understand the Unionist/proud UKer anger over such things as the deplorable IRA bombings.

Honestly, we'd be better off still in the UK, but sovereignty was the decision made by the 1916 minority, which became the majority by 1922. S'all 'kay.

Just not necessarily a terribly effective one...