TET: Like the Offensive?

[Val Halla]

I think you'll find that it's actual 17:35. You internationals have got the time all wrong

You'll find that in Bumfuck Small Town US, central time, it's 11:37 hrs.

But you'll find that in Damnfreezing East Midlands Town UK, GMT, it 17:39. The one true time, I'll have you know.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You'll find that in Bumfuck Small Town US, central time, it's 11:37 hrs.

But you'll find that in Damnfreezing East Midlands Twon UK, GMT, it 17:39. The one true time, I'll have you know.

Truth. Hah!! That's relative.

[Orles]

Too many important internet things happen based off EST for me to not see that as the one time zone to rule them all. Also, I'm there.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Too many important internet things happen based off EST for me to not see that as the one time zone to rule them all. Also, I'm there.

I question gravity.

[Val Halla]

But you'll find that in Damnfreezing East Midlands Twon UK, GMT, it 17:39. The one true time, I'll have you know.

Truth. Hah!! That's relative.

Sometimes it isn't. Like what time it is! Jeez, what is it with 'Murica and not knowing how to make a damn clock...

[Hurdegaryp]

But you'll find that in Damnfreezing East Midlands Twon UK, GMT, it 17:39. The one true time, I'll have you know.

Truth. Hah!! That's relative.

Meanwhile, on the Continent, it is 18:44. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how it should be.

[Orles]

Too many important internet things happen based off EST for me to not see that as the one time zone to rule them all. Also, I'm there.

I question gravity.

You should. I'm just trying to reveal the truth through my sig.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Truth. Hah!! That's relative.

Meanwhile, on the Continent, it is 18:44. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how it should be.

I miss the Continent so. Have a pint for me, will you?

[Val Halla]

Truth. Hah!! That's relative.

Meanwhile, on the Continent, it is 18:44. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how it should be.

Even worse! You wish your hours away? Shame.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I question gravity.

You should. I'm just trying to reveal the truth through my sig.

I question it at least twice a day. I'm very much into the superfluous, or not, depending on how important gravity is. Which should be very important. Often, when I was a little girl, I had dreams that I could fly at will, because I could turn gravity around me off and on. Good dreams.

[Orles]

Meanwhile, on the Continent, it is 18:44. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how it should be.

Even worse! You wish your hours away? Shame.

I constantly travel to the west in order to lengthen my days.

[Hurdegaryp]

I question gravity.

You should. I'm just trying to reveal the truth through my sig.

So if you would jump off a high building, you wouldn't go 'splat'?

Meanwhile, on the Continent, it is 18:44. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how it should be.

I miss the Continent so. Have a pint for me, will you?

In Bavaria they got those huge steiner-shaped beerglasses which can hold a liter of beer. They call that wondrous contraption the Maß. That's more than two pints of lager!

[Orles]

You should. I'm just trying to reveal the truth through my sig.

I question it at least twice a day. I'm very much into the superfluous, or not, depending on how important gravity is. Which should be very important. Often, when I was a little girl, I had dreams that I could fly at will, because I could turn gravity around me off and on. Good dreams.

Sounds fun. That "I question it at least twice a day" part I could have sworn I've heard or read before, but Google is not yielding me its secrets. Am I just delusional and remembering incorrectly?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You should. I'm just trying to reveal the truth through my sig.

So if you would jump off a high building, you wouldn't go 'splat'?

I miss the Continent so. Have a pint for me, will you?

In Bavaria they got those huge steiner-shaped beerglasses which can hold a liter of beer. They call that wondrous contraption the Maß. That's more than two pints of lager!

Then have one of those, if your bladder allows it.

I can't even finish a pint, I'm sure I won't be able to finish that bounty of Teutonic beer.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I question it at least twice a day. I'm very much into the superfluous, or not, depending on how important gravity is. Which should be very important. Often, when I was a little girl, I had dreams that I could fly at will, because I could turn gravity around me off and on. Good dreams.

Sounds fun. That "I question it at least twice a day" part I could have sworn I've heard or read before, but Google is not yielding me its secrets. Am I just delusional and remembering incorrectly?

I ripped it off something Mia Wasikowska said in Alice in Wonderland, the creep-me-the-fuck-out-why-don't-you Johnny Depp version.

[Hurdegaryp]

I question it at least twice a day. I'm very much into the superfluous, or not, depending on how important gravity is. Which should be very important. Often, when I was a little girl, I had dreams that I could fly at will, because I could turn gravity around me off and on. Good dreams.

Sounds fun. That "I question it at least twice a day" part I could have sworn I've heard or read before, but Google is not yielding me its secrets. Am I just delusional and remembering incorrectly?

Maybe your head is a bit fuzzy after having tried to defeat gravity a few times too many. Better stop jumping off roofs in order to prove your point for a while.

[Val Halla]

I know a large portion of my family comes from the Germany-Poland border. Is that enough?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I know a large portion of my family comes from the Germany-Poland border. Is that enough?

Well, no idea. I know I had some Jewish ancestors but I am not Jewish nor do I practice Judaism so... do you feel like you have some sort of sentimental ties to Poland and Germany?

Yeah, I meant to joke but failed.

[Orles]

Sounds fun. That "I question it at least twice a day" part I could have sworn I've heard or read before, but Google is not yielding me its secrets. Am I just delusional and remembering incorrectly?

I ripped it off something Mia Wasikowska said in Alice in Wonderland, the creep-me-the-fuck-out-why-don't-you Johnny Depp version.

I thought so. It sounded Wonderlandish.

Sounds fun. That "I question it at least twice a day" part I could have sworn I've heard or read before, but Google is not yielding me its secrets. Am I just delusional and remembering incorrectly?

Maybe your head is a bit fuzzy after having tried to defeat gravity a few times too many. Better stop jumping off roofs in order to prove your point for a while.

Jumping off implies there's gravity. I am not jumping off. I'm jumping up.

[Eleanor Ritas]

I know a large portion of my family comes from the Germany-Poland border. Is that enough?

That must be a tense border. Almost a century now of:

"Hey."

"Hello."

"Everything good over there?"

"Yeah."

"Good, good. Crops doing okay?"

"Not zat bad. You?"

"Fine, fine. Anyone...uh...anyone thinking about maybe, you know, invading anyone?"

"No. Nobody has said anything. We're doing fine over here."

"Good, good. Okay. Well. See you tomorrow."

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I ripped it off something Mia Wasikowska said in Alice in Wonderland, the creep-me-the-fuck-out-why-don't-you Johnny Depp version.

I thought so. It sounded Wonderlandish.

That book has so many classic quotes I should apply more often to my daily life...

[Eleanor Ritas]

I know a large portion of my family comes from the Germany-Poland border. Is that enough?

Well, no idea. I know I had some Jewish ancestors but I am not Jewish nor do I practice Judaism so... do you feel like you have some sort of sentimental ties to Poland and Germany?

Yeah, I meant to joke but failed.

It's funny, I read your post right as the Jewish commandos in Munich are putting their wigs and pantyhose on.

[Orles]

I thought so. It sounded Wonderlandish.

That book has so many classic quotes I should apply more often to my daily life...

I need to reread it. Haven't read it or Through the Looking Glass since middle school.

[Laerod]

You should. I'm just trying to reveal the truth through my sig.

So if you would jump off a high building, you wouldn't go 'splat'?

I miss the Continent so. Have a pint for me, will you?

In Bavaria they got those huge steiner-shaped beerglasses which can hold a liter of beer. They call that wondrous contraption the Maß. That's more than two pints of lager!

Maß refers to the amount, not the container.

[Val Halla]

I know a large portion of my family comes from the Germany-Poland border. Is that enough?

Well, no idea. I know I had some Jewish ancestors but I am not Jewish nor do I practice Judaism so... do you feel like you have some sort of sentimental ties to Poland and Germany?

Yeah, I meant to joke but failed.

This is quite clear

I only know of one family member who actually fought in WW2. A young man, conscripted and killed almost immediately. From what my Grandmother has told me, it was a terrible place.