The Eternal Toilet Thread

[Libronyscien]

Gravity.

The force that binds us all together on this planet.

Gravity doesn't exist. The universe just sucks.

[Reploid Productions]

I just had to go buy a new toilet brush earlier because my sister came by the other day, and threw mine away because it was "nasty". It's a damned toilet brush. It's not supposed to be sterile. That's why it has a container that hides it from view when it's not in use.

What's wrong with you women?

Much like toothbrushes, toilet brushes need to be replaced every so often if they are to serve their intended function at optimal levels. Toilet brushes that don't get thoroughly rinsed out/doused in chlorine after use tend to need replacing more frequently.

[Val Halla]

Umm, I guess I would leave it how it was when I got there.

[Hurdegaryp]

I have to put the seat down.


Or else she stabs me.

Harsh, yet one cannot deny the effect on your toilet etiquette.

[The Rich Port]

Thankfully, I only have to share my bathroom with my father, since we rarely have visitors and that bathroom is kinda the "everyone uses it" bathroom.

Yes, he does have his own bathroom, but he rarely uses it.

My only problem with him is him peeing all over because he's getting old.

My attempts at getting him to use his own bathroom have failed.

[Czechanada]

Men still stand when peeing in this day and age?

Always sitting down is far superior.

Unless it's after leg day.

[Dain II Ironfoot]

I'm sorry to dissapoint you all but the German Court ruled that men are allowed to stand while they pee.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/german-court-rules-that-men-are-allowed-to-stand-up-to-urinate--but-must-expect-occasional-rows-with-housemates-9996475.html

Now that the court has spoken there will be no need to argue about it anymore. Now, to all men, go and furfill your right!

[Purpelia]

Thankfully, I only have to share my bathroom with my father, since we rarely have visitors and that bathroom is kinda the "everyone uses it" bathroom.

Yes, he does have his own bathroom, but he rarely uses it.

My only problem with him is him peeing all over because he's getting old.

My attempts at getting him to use his own bathroom have failed.

Maybe you should witch to using his instead than? If you have one each and he insists on using yours just change the labels.

[Torisakia]

Men still stand when peeing in this day and age?

Always sitting down is far superior.

Unless it's after leg day.

I'd squat if I weren't at an increased risk for Rheumatoid Arthritis.

[Purpelia]

Men still stand when peeing in this day and age?

Always sitting down is far superior.

Unless it's after leg day.

Yea well when you get a long floppy dangly bit to keep steady in order to maintain a consistent direction of the stream lest it goes all over the place I'll see how easy it is for you to sit down. Not only does doing so decrease the total size of your target by as much as 3/4 as you block most of it off with your body but it makes it exceedingly difficult to get your hands and arms into a stabilizing position. And that's if you are lean and fit. Try doing it with a gut the size of your head several times over as many men do. So yeah. You women think you have problems. Try being a man for a day.

[Zimnaya Zemlya]

Honestly, who the fuck cares. Unless you have muscular atrophy, you can lift a seat up or down, it's simple and easy.

[Hurdegaryp]

Honestly, who the fuck cares. Unless you have muscular atrophy, you can lift a seat up or down, it's simple and easy.

Are toilets not considered to be a typical example of the moral decline and decadence of the Western imperialist aggressor in Mother Russia?

[New Stephania]

I put the very top seat down so that the lid is closed before I flush it, it is more hygienic and everybody has to lift it up before using it.

Pour all of your hate down on me.

[Fabistan]

I always put down the seat and the lid. It's not hard. Also not hard to lift it when you come back. I don't get the controversy.

[Hentar]

Men should not have the burden of lifting nor putting down such a sinful buttocks holder to release their toxins. It is the woman's duty to perform such a horrendous task.

[The States of Balloon]

I don't even...

[De Hilliche Kening]

I don't even...

That means you've been doing it wrong. Sorry about that.

[Ethel mermania]

I'm sorry to dissapoint you all but the German Court ruled that men are allowed to stand while they pee.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/german-court-rules-that-men-are-allowed-to-stand-up-to-urinate--but-must-expect-occasional-rows-with-housemates-9996475.html

Now that the court has spoken there will be no need to argue about it anymore. Now, to all men, go and furfill your right!

brilliant article, thank you for sharing,

[The Rich Port]

Thankfully, I only have to share my bathroom with my father, since we rarely have visitors and that bathroom is kinda the "everyone uses it" bathroom.

Yes, he does have his own bathroom, but he rarely uses it.

My only problem with him is him peeing all over because he's getting old.

My attempts at getting him to use his own bathroom have failed.

Maybe you should witch to using his instead than? If you have one each and he insists on using yours just change the labels.

And pee all over his seat?

... I like how you think.

[Ethel mermania]

Honestly, who the fuck cares. Unless you have muscular atrophy, you can lift a seat up or down, it's simple and easy.

Are toilets not considered to be a typical example of the moral decline and decadence of the Western imperialist aggressor in Mother Russia?

honestly I think bidets prove the superiority of western Europe to the rest of the world

[Hurdegaryp]

Are toilets not considered to be a typical example of the moral decline and decadence of the Western imperialist aggressor in Mother Russia?

honestly I think bidets prove the superiority of western Europe to the rest of the world

Much can be done with the help of a moist towelette if you happen to be in those parts of the world where bidets are not common. Did you know that bidet is actually the French word for pony? It's true!

[Ethel mermania]

honestly I think bidets prove the superiority of western Europe to the rest of the world

Much can be done with the help of a moist towelette if you happen to be in those parts of the world where bidets are not common. Did you know that bidet is actually the French word for pony? It's true!

I know you would disagree, but wet wipes are proof of benevolent god.

[Hurdegaryp]

Much can be done with the help of a moist towelette if you happen to be in those parts of the world where bidets are not common. Did you know that bidet is actually the French word for pony? It's true!

I know you would disagree, but wet wipes are proof of benevolent god.

With the same ease I could 'proof' that wet wipes are one of the many subtle ways Satan brings the world to its doom, since those things tend to clog sewer pipes with a passion. You're not supposed to flush those thing through the toilet, but guess what? Hordes of dimwits do exactly that.

[Ethel mermania]

I know you would disagree, but wet wipes are proof of benevolent god.

With the same ease I could 'proof' that wet wipes are one of the many subtle ways Satan brings the world to its doom, since those things tend to clog sewer pipes with a passion. You're not supposed to flush those thing through the toilet, but guess what? Hordes of dimwits do exactly that.

Yes my god daughter did it once in my house, it was indeed the water of satan.

[Hurdegaryp]

With the same ease I could 'proof' that wet wipes are one of the many subtle ways Satan brings the world to its doom, since those things tend to clog sewer pipes with a passion. You're not supposed to flush those thing through the toilet, but guess what? Hordes of dimwits do exactly that.

Yes my god daughter did it once in my house, it was indeed the water of satan.

All that you tried to get rid off by flushing, returning with a vengeance. That's no fun. That's no fun at all!