What if Nationstates was a real thing?

[Wombocombo]

It would be tumblr all the time.
Though people with nsfw nations would disappear every now and then.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

Exactly. Constant war....with Ancient Humans.

That ... was simply uncalled for. Save it for your 'insult of the hour' forums. We don't cotton to that here, thanks. *** Warned for picspam flaming ***

[Ancient Humans]

That ... was simply uncalled for. Save it for your 'insult of the hour' forums. We don't cotton to that here, thanks. *** Warned for picspam flaming ***

I mean no offence with this comment but you Really need to lighten up, It was just a joke.

[Calimera II]

We would be fucked. We would be in an everlasting economic recession.

[Reploid Productions]

If North Korea is on NS, they would be DOS within a day, tops.

Well, come to think of it, the hacking and the bomb threats would qualify for an insta-DOS...

[Nuevo Lucamania]

I would rule the world :3

[The Risen Jaguar Warriors]

The ДжагиLeaker of The Risen Jaguar Warriors is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 1.504 billion Jaguars love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Religion & Spirituality, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teotihuacan. The average income tax rate is 70%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Risen Jaguar Warriors's national animal is the Pet Cube, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Violetism, and its currency is the Cocoa Bean.

I don't think this would look /too/ good on the world stage...

[The Ben Boys]

The RPers would have pointless wars of glory, the NSGers would incessantly debate and go nowhere, the Multiversites would carry on the average life of a Jedi/Orc/magical schoolchild, and the F7ers would pack insane asylums and run countries.

Come to think of it, it doesn't look like much would change.

[Montabaur]

There would be wars constantly between super power countries which can generate 100 million troops in an instant. We'd all be dead very quickly.

[Informationland]

We would be fucked. We would be in an everlasting economic recession.

Just like Argentina?

[Informationland]

My nation would be the most economically prosperous in the world.

[Trevor Phillip Enterprises]

My nation would be the most economically prosperous in the world.

It would be until we get all your businessmen and politicians hooked on coke. Then they will start selling their own nuclear secrets for $20 and go around giving blowjobs to foreign diplomats if they can't pay for the fix .... It would be lots of fun.

[Informationland]

My nation would be the most economically prosperous in the world.

It would be until we get all your businessmen and politicians hooked on coke. Then they will start selling their own nuclear secrets for $20 and go around giving blowjobs to foreign diplomats if they can't pay for the fix .... It would be lots of fun.

Drug addiction is not fun.

[Geneserath]

Good God OP, don't even joke about that.

[Empire of Narnia]

If real-life nations acted like NS nations they would all destroy themselves in pointless wars. A few angry communiques would escalate to full-out nuclear war and everybody would die.

[Celibrae]

We would have FTL?

Also, we'd be dead.

[Greater Weselton]

The world would practically be hell.

[Frisbeeteria]

My nation existing IRL?

I get to be the anthro tigress Neyla prosiding over an interstellar empire using combined Forerunner-Mass Effect (Asari) technology with near-instant FTL?! I would LOVE that reality!!

[New DeCapito]

Well, the Black Riders would actually be something to worry about.