All I want For Christmas Is TET

by **Gallade** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:58 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Getting it from the library for a history assignment years ago was great fun. WHY DO YOU WANT IT? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT? I KNOW YOUR MOTHER!

Ooh, it felt dirty.

You missed my mother finding a copy of the king James bible on my bookshelf, she sat me down on the couch, took my hands in hers, looked me in the eye's and said.

"Ethel, do you have something to tell me?"

You really have to get over the loss of your foreskin.

by **Second Blazing** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:59 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Second Blazing wrote:
Any tobacco store. But seriously I barely got a fraction of the dose I could've. It had to soak through my pants pocket, through the sweat pants I had under that and my boxers to give me that strong of a buzz. You will kill yourself if you drink that shit.

You got lucky. Are you alright though?

Yeah I'm fine now. The important lesson here is that smoking a pack a day will save your life.

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:06 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:You missed my mother finding a copy of the king James bible on my bookshelf, she sat me down on the couch, took my hands in hers, looked me in the eye's and said.

"Ethel, do you have something to tell me?"

You really have to get over the loss of your foreskin.

They cut me, they cut me man.....and then they ate pound cake.

by **DesAnges** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:09 pm

I get a tremendous feeling of zen when I go Christmas shopping.

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:10 pm

DesAnges wrote:I get a tremendous feeling of zen when I go Christmas shopping.

Your in the zone shopping?

by **DesAnges** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:11 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I get a tremendous feeling of zen when I go Christmas shopping.

Your in the zone shopping?

I seem to be oddly good at buying presents. I wonder if there is a career I can do for that.

by **Gidgetisms** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:11 pm

GALLADE!

Did you write your story thingy?

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:13 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Your in the zone shopping?

I seem to be oddly good at buying presents. I wonder if there is a career I can do for that.

Personal shopper, yes, yes there is.

by **DesAnges** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:14 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
DesAnges wrote:I seem to be oddly good at buying presents. I wonder if there is a career I can do for that.

Personal shopper, yes, yes there is.

Preferably one where I don't have to interact with people?

by **Gallade** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:14 pm

Gidgetisms wrote:GALLADE!

Did you write your story thingy?

AAH, GIDGE!

Not even close to finishing. I may have forgotten possibly. >.>

by **Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:17 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Getting it from the library for a history assignment years ago was great fun. WHY DO YOU WANT IT? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT? I KNOW YOUR MOTHER!

Ooh, it felt dirty.

You missed my mother finding a copy of the king James bible on my bookshelf, she sat me down on the couch, took my hands in hers, looked me in the eye's and said.

"Ethel, do you have something to tell me?"

Good, good. You have her attention now. The next step is to be taken. Buy the following books:
Sadist Lover, by Aril Daine
Abraham's Curse, by Bruce Chilton
Teheran, a travel guide (Any will do)
Atheist Universe, by David Mills
Neo-Nazi Movements in Europe and the United States , by Pete Simi.

Now, put them up in that order, highlight the first letters (the second and fourth are interchangeable), buy some pluche goats and just wait it out. Prepare some alternate sleeping place, though.

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:17 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Personal shopper, yes, yes there is.

Preferably one where I don't have to interact with people?

Buying stuff for people kinda means, finding out what they want.

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:20 pm

Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:You missed my mother finding a copy of the king James bible on my bookshelf, she sat me down on the couch, took my hands in hers, looked me in the eye's and said.

"Ethel, do you have something to tell me?"

Good, good. You have her attention now. The next step is to be taken. Buy the following books:
Sadist Lover, by Aril Daine
Abraham's Curse, by Bruce Chilton
Teheran, a travel guide (Any will do)
Atheist Universe, by David Mills
Neo-Nazi Movements in Europe and the United States , by Pete Simi.

Now, put them up in that order, highlight the first letters (the second and fourth are interchangeable), buy some pluche goats and just wait it out. Prepare some alternate sleeping place, though.

I don't think those would have been as much of an issue.

by **DesAnges** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:20 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Preferably one where I don't have to interact with people?

Buying stuff for people kinda means, finding out what they want.

Sigh. That's not for me, then.

by **Gidgetisms** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:21 pm

Gallade wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:GALLADE!

Did you write your story thingy?

AAH, GIDGE!

Not even close to finishing. I may have forgotten possibly. >.>

*cries*

I'm trying to edit my nano novel from 2013. I hate it

by **Esternial** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:37 pm

Gidgetisms wrote:
Gallade wrote:AAH, GIDGE!

Not even close to finishing. I may have forgotten possibly. >.>

*cries*

I'm trying to edit my nano novel from 2013. I hate it

That reminds me, I've still got a load of resources on mine that I still have to pour into a book.

I should probably opt for the olde pen and paper.

by **DesAnges** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:39 pm

Esternial wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:*cries*

I'm trying to edit my nano novel from 2013. I hate it

That reminds me, I've still got a load of resources on mine that I still have to pour into a book.

I should probably opt for the olde pen and paper.

But then you won't get the lovely red scribble underneath the words.

About me · by **Luziyca** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:40 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Esternial wrote:That reminds me, I've still got a load of resources on mine that I still have to pour into a book.

I should probably opt for the olde pen and paper.

But then you won't get the lovely red scribble underneath the words.

Sure you can. It is called blood.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:45 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Learning patience. Not an easy thing. You?

Why are you impatient Nana?

Dealing with an Alzheimer's patient isn't easy.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:46 pm

Lordieth wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Learning patience. Not an easy thing. You?

I'll teach you how to be patient, Nana. Wait for my instruction.

For the meerkat is wise and knows kungfu.

by **Soldati Senza Confini** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:48 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Soldati senza confini wrote:Why are you impatient Nana?

Dealing with an Alzheimer's patient isn't easy.

Oh my, yea. I've heard that's tough. One of your relatives?

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:53 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Dealing with an Alzheimer's patient isn't easy.

Oh my, yea. I've heard that's tough. One of your relatives?

My grandma.

by **Bilbo McSwagger** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:55 pm

Deian salazar wrote:1896'th post!.....Right?

What?

by **Soldati Senza Confini** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:56 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Soldati senza confini wrote:Oh my, yea. I've heard that's tough. One of your relatives?

My grandma.

That's tough :hug:

I hope everything goes fine.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:58 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
My grandma.

That's tough I hope everything goes fine.

It's going. Just a bit tough. But thank you, primo. :hug:

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