All I want For Christmas Is TET

[Laerod]

And my computer has been declared dead. It's meager life insurance should be making its way to my bank account in the next couple of days. Fuck everything.

[Esternial]

Test results are back! I am reassured that I am not in danger of death, and getting sick at the same time as those other results was just a horrible coincidence.

That's vague but good news, huzzah!

[Erinkita II]

Test results are back! I am reassured that I am not in danger of death, and getting sick at the same time as those other results was just a horrible coincidence.

Huzzah !

And now to make up for all the work shifts I missed.

And my computer has been declared dead. It's meager life insurance should be making its way to my bank account in the next couple of days. Fuck everything.

You can get money for having a computer break? Where's my cricket bat...?

Test results are back! I am reassured that I am not in danger of death, and getting sick at the same time as those other results was just a horrible coincidence.

That's vague but good news, huzzah!

Basically, doctors gave me some vaguely foreboding news on the HIV front and I caught some kind of vicious flu around the same time, but further tests reveal nothing to immediately worry about.

[Ethel mermania]

Esty's mom has got it going on?

She's all I want and I've waited for so long.

Esty, can't you see, your just not the girl for me.

[The Blaatschapen]

That's a rap?

Don't quit your day job.

His day job is rap lyricist!

In a way, yes.

My programming code is a work of poetry.

Except the quick and dirty parts, those are more like lines from Fox News.

[Luziyca]

Test results are back! I am reassured that I am not in danger of death, and getting sick at the same time as those other results was just a horrible coincidence.

That's vague but good news, huzzah!

Congrats, Erin!

[Luziyca]

His day job is rap lyricist!

In a way, yes.

My programming code is a work of poetry.

Except the quick and dirty parts, those are more like lines from Fox News.

I thought it was the quick and dirty pants, and I wondered if FOX News is starting to expand into the oldest profession.

[Ethel mermania]

And my computer has been declared dead. It's meager life insurance should be making its way to my bank account in the next couple of days. Fuck everything.

I would rather do esty's mom, but thanks for the offer.

[The Blaatschapen]

In a way, yes.

My programming code is a work of poetry.

Except the quick and dirty parts, those are more like lines from Fox News.

I thought it was the quick and dirty pants, and I wondered if FOX News is starting to expand into the oldest profession.

I know how to do laundry

[Luziyca]

I thought it was the quick and dirty pants, and I wondered if FOX News is starting to expand into the oldest profession.

I know how to do laundry

I think the stains will make it a bit difficult.

[Erinkita II]

She's all I want and I've waited for so long.

Esty, can't you see, your just not the girl for me.

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Esty's mum.

His day job is rap lyricist!

In a way, yes.

My programming code is a work of poetry.

Except the quick and dirty parts, those are more like lines from Fox News.

Does your programming code hijack the Sydney hostage crisis to talk about how Australia's gun control laws are too tight?

That's vague but good news, huzzah!

Congrats, Erin!

Danke. My immune system dun good.

[Central and Eastern Visayas]

In a way, yes.

My programming code is a work of poetry.

Except the quick and dirty parts, those are more like lines from Fox News.

I thought it was the quick and dirty pants, and I wondered if FOX News is starting to expand into the oldest profession.

He he, "FOX..."

[Laerod]

And my computer has been declared dead. It's meager life insurance should be making its way to my bank account in the next couple of days. Fuck everything.

You can get money for having a computer break? Where's my cricket bat...?

Laptops are designed to break after the standard warranty of 2 years runs out. I ended up getting extra insurance (not actually worth it given that my computer started malfunctioning back during the original warranty) so the amount of time that it was required to be repaired or I be reimbursed was extended for two years. Of course, there aren't any spares around for a broken mainboard for some reason (my guess is that it's because laptops are designed to break so you have to buy a new one after two and a half years, so being able to fix them is counterproductive). So I get 60% of the computer's price back, which amounts to less than half of what I paid.

[Erinkita II]

You can get money for having a computer break? Where's my cricket bat...?

Laptops are designed to break after the standard warranty of 2 years runs out. I ended up getting extra insurance (not actually worth it given that my computer started malfunctioning back during the original warranty) so the amount of time that it was required to be repaired or I be reimbursed was extended for two years. Of course, there aren't any spares around for a broken mainboard for some reason (my guess is that it's because laptops are designed to break so you have to buy a new one after two and a half years, so being able to fix them is counterproductive). So I get 60% of the computer's price back, which amounts to less than half of what I paid.

Aye, not worth the extra insurance.
But something's better than nothing. I'm sorry your computer broke at all.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Slightly less dead than yesterday, though probably because I'm not holding up any pretenses of being productive.

[Luziyca]

Congrats, Erin!

Danke. My immune system dun good.

Indeed.

I thought it was the quick and dirty pants, and I wondered if FOX News is starting to expand into the oldest profession.

He he, "FOX..."

...Did I just make a pun?

[Central and Eastern Visayas]

Danke. My immune system dun good.

Indeed.

He he, "FOX..."

...Did I just make a pun?

The oldest profession. FOX. The math, I did.

[Laerod]

Laptops are designed to break after the standard warranty of 2 years runs out. I ended up getting extra insurance (not actually worth it given that my computer started malfunctioning back during the original warranty) so the amount of time that it was required to be repaired or I be reimbursed was extended for two years. Of course, there aren't any spares around for a broken mainboard for some reason (my guess is that it's because laptops are designed to break so you have to buy a new one after two and a half years, so being able to fix them is counterproductive). So I get 60% of the computer's price back, which amounts to less than half of what I paid.

Aye, not worth the extra insurance.
But something's better than nothing.

It's actually not. Most of what I did with my computer I probably still could be doing for a while. The money is not enough to buy a new one (at least not one I wouldn't have to replace soon) and I don't have any prospects of getting enough to do so. I probably would be better off with that broken computer than with the reimbursement.

I'm sorry your computer broke at all.

Thanks =3

[Erinkita II]

Slightly less dead than yesterday, though probably because I'm not holding up any pretenses of being productive.

I just recovered from the "sleep all day and ache all over" illness, so I give you some of my extra life force. It's orange and tastes like pears.

[Esternial]

Esty, can't you see, your just not the girl for me.

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Esty's mum.

But she already has someone.

Whereas I do not :(

[Laerod]

Slightly less dead than yesterday, though probably because I'm not holding up any pretenses of being productive.

Laziness is the best medicine! =D

[Dumb Ideologies]

Slightly less dead than yesterday, though probably because I'm not holding up any pretenses of being productive.

I just recovered from the "sleep all day and ache all over" illness, so I give you some of my extra life force. It's orange and tastes like pears.

I'm not a huge fan of pears, but the sharp taste is probably good right now in helping to bulldoze the crusty remains of my throat lining out the way.

[Ethel mermania]

Esty, can't you see, your just not the girl for me.

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Esty's mum.

Esty's mom has got it going on.

[Dumb Ideologies]

This hot-water bottle is an excellent marriage candidate.

[Erinkita II]

Aye, not worth the extra insurance.
But something's better than nothing.

It's actually not. Most of what I did with my computer I probably still could be doing for a while. The money is not enough to buy a new one (at least not one I wouldn't have to replace soon) and I don't have any prospects of getting enough to do so. I probably would be better off with that broken computer than with the reimbursement.

That's definitely not true. With the broken computer, you just have a broken computer. With re reimbursement, you can have a broken computer and a lot of ice cream.

I'm sorry your computer broke at all.

Thanks =3

And thanks to you for making the sun rise.

I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Esty's mum.

But she already has someone.

Whereas I do not

You can date the reanimated corpse of Erin's mum!