TET: Sinful and splintering beyond the vapors

[Toronina]

Is this the real life?

[Hurdegaryp]

Currently it appears as if certain females are rather enthusiastic about becoming infested with spawn themselves, most males have fallen silent. The power of procreation is an intimidating and terrible one, after all. It's nice to know that you can enter the world through a grand entrance made of your mother's mangled lower regions if necessary. Medical science is a beautiful thing.

Well it would happen with or without science. It just rips sans doctor.

This, too, is part of the circle of life.

no. He cheated on her so she dumped him

She would have dumped him
in the river.

But can you not see that the young man is a player? Ancient philosophers teach us that you should not severely dislike the player, but reserve your animosity for the game. But when the river option still looks like a viable alternative, remember one thing above all: make it look like an accident.

[Gallade]

With your height and my stamina, any of our offspring could enslave humanity.

I'd rather that they didn't.

It'll be fun! Big party, many balloons!

[Chervyshka]

Is this the real life?

Or is this just Fantasy?

[Bralia]

I bring forth life and milk. you just need a lot of tissues.

Unless you have male genitalia on your hand, you aren't bringing any life on your own.

Of all of the things being discussed right now, I think that mental image is the most disturbing.

[Gidgetisms]

I'd rather that they didn't.

It'll be fun! Big party, many balloons!

balloons made out of faces

[Hurdegaryp]

With your height and my stamina, any of our offspring could enslave humanity.

I'd rather that they didn't.

Don't worry. If they take after their mother, it should be pretty easy to trick them into drinking themselves into a stupor.

[Toronina]

I'd rather that they didn't.

It'll be fun! Big party, many balloons!

I for one, welcome our possible overlords

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

lets get back to babies.
I want twins or, even better, triplets.
I want 3-8 little shitwagons running around my house.

I want twins too. And they run in my family, both sides. When I told my SIL that, her face went white

It's genetic in mine, too. I'm very hopefully my faulty ovaries will hold up and gimme what I want.
Apparently, when I told my bff that I could tell which ovary was "working" in a month, she flipped her shit. I thought all women could do this but I guess not?

[Toronina]

Is this the real life?

Or is this just Fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

[Arcturus Novus]

Is this the real life?

Or is this just Fantasy?

Caught in a landslide...

[Gidgetisms]

I want twins too. And they run in my family, both sides. When I told my SIL that, her face went white

It's genetic in mine, too. I'm very hopefully my faulty ovaries will hold up and gimme what I want.
Apparently, when I told my bff that I could tell which ovary was "working" in a month, she flipped her shit. I thought all women could do this but I guess not?

I can tell by how bad the cramps are. Left is worse than right

[Hurdegaryp]

Great, Bohemian Rhapsody spam. We never saw that one before.

[Kannap]

Unless you have male genitalia on your hand, you aren't bringing any life on your own.

You sure about that?
Newsflash: Men are obsolete.

Then why are they still here?

[Gidgetisms]

Great, Bohemian Rhapsody spam. We never saw that one before.

its not even good like a drunken karaoke version in the back of a cop car

[Toronina]

Great, Bohemian Rhapsody spam. We never saw that one before.

I can mix it up if you like. How bout Hakuna Matata?

[Gallade]

I'd rather that they didn't.

Don't worry. If they take after their mother, it should be pretty easy to trick them into drinking themselves into a stupor. :D

Aw, sweetheart. It's cute that you think inebriation would do anything but make me more mischievous. *pinches cheek*

[Arcturus Novus]

It'll be fun! Big party, many balloons!

I for one, welcome our possible overlords

I'm not sure I want any TETer's children ruling over me.

[Kannap]

Unless you have male genitalia on your hand, you aren't bringing any life on your own.

Of all of the things being discussed right now, I think that mental image is the most disturbing.

Thank you, I feel honored to have this award presented to me.

[DesAnges]

I find this sort of not really insulting. MUCH SUPERHUMAN GENETICS

With your height and my stamina, any of our offspring could enslave humanity.

They'd look absolutely fantastic, too. And be very clever.

Why aren't we doing this, again?

[Hurdegaryp]

Great, Bohemian Rhapsody spam. We never saw that one before.

its not even good like a drunken karaoke version in the back of a cop car

It's slightly depressing at best.

Great, Bohemian Rhapsody spam. We never saw that one before.

I can mix it up if you like. How bout Hakuna Matata?

No. But maybe the merry crowd of Forum 7 would love to.

Don't worry. If they take after their mother, it should be pretty easy to trick them into drinking themselves into a stupor.

Aw, sweetheart. It's cute that you think inebriation would do anything but make me more mischievous. *pinches cheek*

But that's the right kind of mischief.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

You sure about that?
Newsflash: Men are obsolete.

Then why are they still here?

[The Holy Therns]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xFhULStbkQ

My childhood just exploded into joy.

[The Grim Reaper]

I was having trouble sleeping so I popped online for a bit. I regret that decision and will be having trouble sleeping, on my own, offline, for the foreseeable future.

[Gallade]

With your height and my stamina, any of our offspring could enslave humanity.

They'd look absolutely fantastic, too. And be very clever.

Why aren't we doing this, again?

Poor timing. We'll discuss this again in five years.