TET: Sinful and splintering beyond the vapors

[Gidgetisms]

I could have gotten a C-section!

Ugh Des is giving you babies? And I'm over here with no babies? I hate you.

I agree. I want babies to hold and to love and to call George

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I could have gotten a C-section!

and have a scar

babies are worrrrthhh iiittt
When am I getting married?
When am I going to be rich enough to afford all these babies?
I need twins.

[Hurdegaryp]

I could have gotten a C-section!

Ugh Des is giving you babies? And I'm over here with no babies? I hate you.

I'm sure there are at least a few volunteers in this forum who are willing to make sure that your fertility is not wasted.

[DesAnges]

I vowed to myself that I'd never do drugs, smoke cigarettes, or drink alcohol in my lifetime. Mainly because all those things don't mix well with distance running.

I did similar but that's mainly because it annoys other people.

[Kannap]

My vision is less than almost perfect.

Really now? That's Ostretch.

Really now? That pun was lame.

[Gallade]

I could have gotten a C-section!

Ugh Des is giving you babies? And I'm over here with no babies? I hate you.

<3

I could have gotten a C-section!

and have a scar

Better a scar than being torn inside out by his freakish behemoth offspring.

[The Sanguinian Islands]

and have a scar

babies are worrrrthhh iiittt
When am I getting married?
When am I going to be rich enough to afford all these babies?
I need twins.

im scared

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Ugh Des is giving you babies? And I'm over here with no babies? I hate you.

I'm sure there are at least a few volunteers in this forum who are willing to make sure that your fertility is not wasted want to get a hole in one.

[Kannap]

New York *nods*

Look here ya little shit.

I was just answering your question, sheesh.

[Gidgetisms]

Ugh Des is giving you babies? And I'm over here with no babies? I hate you.

<3

and have a scar

Better a scar than being torn inside out by his freakish behemoth offspring.

I'd rather natural than scar. I have enough scars

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

babies are worrrrthhh iiittt
When am I getting married?
When am I going to be rich enough to afford all these babies?
I need twins.

im scared

i care

[Gallade]

oi i said I need to be inseminated not you. stay in school. don't do pregnant. dont get drugs.

1. Damn right I'm staying in school. Senior year and then hopefully off to college.
2. I won't do pregnant until marriage.
3. Don't get drugs. Never. I vowed to myself that I'd never do drugs, smoke cigarettes, or drink alcohol in my lifetime. Mainly because all those things don't mix well with distance running.

>smokes
>drinks
>ran marathon.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

<3

Better a scar than being torn inside out by his freakish behemoth offspring.

I'd rather natural than scar. I have enough scars

Same. I will not elect for a c-section, I'll only take it if it's necessary.

[Gidgetisms]

I'd rather natural than scar. I have enough scars

Same. I will not elect for a c-section, I'll only take it if it's necessary.

but I want the juice, forget this no epidural shit.

[Kannap]

1. Damn right I'm staying in school. Senior year and then hopefully off to college.
2. I won't do pregnant until marriage.
3. Don't get drugs. Never. I vowed to myself that I'd never do drugs, smoke cigarettes, or drink alcohol in my lifetime. Mainly because all those things don't mix well with distance running.

>smokes
>drinks
>ran marathon.

Well, that's one reason for me, the others are that I care too much about my body, I'd prefer it healthy than unhealthy. I also intend to stick away from those activities because I don't want any years shaved off of my lifetime.

[Kannap]

babies are worrrrthhh iiittt
When am I getting married?
When am I going to be rich enough to afford all these babies?
I need twins.

im scared

You're next. Prep yourself.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Same. I will not elect for a c-section, I'll only take it if it's necessary.

but I want the juice, forget this no epidural shit.

I'm goin' ham on this baby shit, no epi for me.

[Gallade]

>smokes
>drinks
>ran marathon.

Well, that's one reason for me, the others are that I care too much about my body, I'd prefer it healthy than unhealthy. I also intend to stick away from those activities because I don't want any years shaved off of my lifetime.

Gross.

[The Sanguinian Islands]

im scared

i care

so edgy

im scared

You're next. Prep yourself.

I'm sure transexual women can't impregnate me

[Hurdegaryp]

1. Damn right I'm staying in school. Senior year and then hopefully off to college.
2. I won't do pregnant until marriage.
3. Don't get drugs. Never. I vowed to myself that I'd never do drugs, smoke cigarettes, or drink alcohol in my lifetime. Mainly because all those things don't mix well with distance running.

>smokes
>drinks
>ran marathon.

Still you will have to agree that smoking is not common for the average marathon runner, and with good reason. But hey, maybe you're one of those mutants capable of consuming massive amounts of drugs without dying in the process. You know, like the heavy metal legend Ozzy Osbourne. Scientists analyzed his genetic material and discovered why Ozzy still is with us where others who consumed lesser amounts of drugs have been dead for decades now.

[Gidgetisms]

but I want the juice, forget this no epidural shit.

I'm goin' ham on this baby shit, no epi for me.

should we really gross the guys out, and bring up episiotomies?

[Arcturus Novus]

im scared

You're next. Prep yourself.

That's mildly threatening.

[Arcturus Novus]

>smokes
>drinks
>ran marathon.

Still you will have to agree that smoking is not common for the average marathon runner, and with good reason. But hey, maybe you're one of those mutants capable of consuming massive amounts of drugs without dying in the process. You know, like the heavy metal legend Ozzy Osbourne. Scientists analyzed his genetic material and discovered why Ozzy still is with us where others who consumed lesser amounts of drugs have been dead for decades now.

Ozzy's metahuman.

[United Marxist Nations]

The birth scene from Meaning of Life is playing in my head right now, thanks to you're conversation.

[Gallade]

>smokes
>drinks
>ran marathon.

Still you will have to agree that smoking is not common for the average marathon runner, and with good reason. But hey, maybe you're one of those mutants capable of consuming massive amounts of drugs without dying in the process. You know, like the heavy metal legend Ozzy Osbourne. Scientists analyzed his genetic material and discovered why Ozzy still is with us where others who consumed lesser amounts of drugs have been dead for decades now.

If it's all the same to you, let's not test that theory.