Soldati senza confini wrote:
Realizing that Coffee Cakes as a nation is a Yankees fan
Noting that the population made a mistake in voting Pokemon as best soundtrack.
Affirms that not only their tastes are bad, but that they are worth of condemnation by the international community because they are objectively atrocious
Further Noting that Coffee Cakes's populace also has a fetish for giant people and have abused genetic engineering to accomplish this goal in violation to several WA resolutions.
Worried about the fact that any nation would like a sport such as baseball.
Hereby, permanently condemns Coffee Cakes.
Aww yay!