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The message is clear.

"Don't do math!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTe-XAVllpc

Coexisting Republics wrote:To everyone complaining about banning math-
"This. Is. SATIRE! (Kicks someone down a well.)

The regression displayed in this math ban is clearly in parallel with the negatively associated data the public shows in their oblique attitude to mathematics. I do not think you see the magnitude of the situation. This is clearly derivative of the infinitesimal view people have towards the field, and the general fear of the public in thinking mathematicians are radical.

Don't you dare touch my math.

As much as I hate math, we need it.

Tekania wrote:

Coexisting Republics wrote:To everyone complaining about banning math-
"This. Is. SATIRE! (Kicks someone down a well.)

The regression displayed in this math ban is clearly in parallel with the negatively associated data the public shows in their oblique attitude to mathematics. I do not think you see the magnitude of the situation. This is clearly derivative of the infinitesimal view people have towards the field, and the general fear of the public in thinking mathematicians are radical.

Clearly, the solution is make mathematicians more mainstream *nods*

Pope Joan wrote:The message is clear.

"Don't do math!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTe-XAVllpc

And don't drink and derive.

Soldati senza confini wrote:

Tekania wrote:
The regression displayed in this math ban is clearly in parallel with the negatively associated data the public shows in their oblique attitude to mathematics. I do not think you see the magnitude of the situation. This is clearly derivative of the infinitesimal view people have towards the field, and the general fear of the public in thinking mathematicians are radical.

Clearly, the solution is make mathematicians more mainstream *nods*

Solve x/0

Can't we just ban the Algebra parts? :c

Kyuji wrote:

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Clearly, the solution is make mathematicians more mainstream *nods*

Solve x/0

Every solution is infinity

Soldati senza confini wrote:

Kyuji wrote:Solve x/0

Every solution is infinity

And negative infinity.

Who needs to know how to measure and tell how fast they're going or even use money....

EDIT:Without math life maybe easier some what but without it we would be cave men

L Ron Cupboard wrote:Damned Al Gebra insurgents.

Calculus Ackbar!!!

I'm all for banning Algebra. I mean, most people aren't even going to use algebra in their daily lives or occupations. Plus, that shit is complicated.

Splendid idea! Now we just have to rid ourselves of medicine, roads, bridges, cars, tanks, planes, boats, guns, clothing, farms, plumbing, internet, electricity, computers, television, schools, shipping companies, currency, fast food, microwave ovens, clocks, watches, houses, and just about everything else that involves math, and we'll be done!

Chaunceys wrote:Who needs to know how to measure and tell how fast they're going or even use money?

EDIT: Without math life may be somewhat easier, but without it we would be cavemen.

A life as cavemen is preferable to a life tainted by the disgusting concept of Mathematics. I think everyone here will agree.

Nord Amour wrote:Splendid idea! Now we just have to rid ourselves of medicine, roads, bridges, cars, tanks, planes, boats, guns, clothing, farms, plumbing, internet, electricity, computers, television, schools, shipping companies, currency, fast food, microwave ovens, clocks, watches, houses, and just about everything else that involves math, and we'll done!

The Tea Party is well ahead of you.

Language Nazis wrote:

Chaunceys wrote:Who needs to know how to measure and tell how fast they're going or even use money?

EDIT: Without math life may be somewhat easier, but without it we would be cavemen.

A life as cavemen is preferable to a life tainted by the disgusting concept of Mathematics. I think everyone here will agree.

6×8=48.
LONG LIVE MATHEMATICS!!

Language Nazis wrote:

Chaunceys wrote:Who needs to know how to measure and tell how fast they're going or even use money?

EDIT: Without math life may be somewhat easier, but without it we would be cavemen.

A life as cavemen is preferable to a life tainted by the disgusting concept of Mathematics. I think everyone here will agree.

Ugh uhg?

Language Nazis wrote: A life as cavemen is preferable to a life tainted by the disgusting concept of Mathematics. I think everyone here will agree.

Yes, I agree. It doesn't matter how many wolves are chasing your tribe, so long as you run fast enough.

Nord Amour wrote:

Language Nazis wrote: A life as cavemen is preferable to a life tainted by the disgusting concept of Mathematics. I think everyone here will agree.

Yes, I agree. It doesn't matter how many wolves are chasing your tribe, so long as you run fast enough.

So I guess everyone should get a head start on their cardio training.

3!
3!
3! Oh God! The horror! The horror! 3!


OH DEAR GOD, WHY 3? WHY?!?!?!??!?!?! 333333!

Ixzara wrote:

Nord Amour wrote:Yes, I agree. It doesn't matter how many wolves are chasing your tribe, so long as you run fast enough.

So I guess everyone should get a head start on their cardio training.

But that involves math...

Nord Amour wrote:

Language Nazis wrote: A life as cavemen is preferable to a life tainted by the disgusting concept of Mathematics. I think everyone here will agree.

Yes, I agree. It doesn't matter how many wolves are chasing you as long as you run fast enough.

Exactly. A beautiful demonstration.

Redlund wrote:3!
3!
3! Oh God! The horror! The horror! 3!


OH DEAR GOD, WHY 3? WHY?!?!?!??!?!?! 333333!

3? Did you say 3? OH GOD, YES! YES!!! YES!!!!!

Nord Amour wrote:

Ixzara wrote:So I guess everyone should get a head start on their cardio training.

But that involves math...

Well then just get rid of the electronics, eliminate the clothes and tie a T-bone steak to a stick and have someone dangle it over your head.