What is old?

[Insane Kidney Mentality]

Goodness, that was in 2012.

Your ancient.

The new thing is 'Gentleman'

Pfft, that was a few months ago.

Just admit it gramps, you're too old for the internet.

[Al-Faisal]

what is old?

Baby don't age me, don't age me, no more.

[Esternial]

what is old?

Baby don't age me, don't age me, no more.

GAAAAAAAHHHH!

Stop it. No. Stahp.

It's not funny anymore.

[Cetacea]

Goodness, that was in 2012.

Your ancient.

The new thing is 'Gentleman'

Gentlemen is old

You know who I am, wet psyyyyyyyyy

[Al-Faisal]

Baby don't age me, don't age me, no more.

GAAAAAAAHHHH!

Stop it. No. Stahp.

It's not funny anymore.

Yeah I just some I wasn't the first to post something like that. Still, expect it at least twenty more times.

[Noordland]

anybody who is born on or earlier than 24 June 1996 is an old fart and should be sent to the retirement home. anyone born on or after 26 June 1996 is a young whippersnapper who needs discipline smacked into them

What about 25 June 1996?

[Fruition (Ancient)]

The new thing is 'Gentleman'

Gentlemen is old

You know who I am, wet psyyyyyyyyy

I heard it today on the radio, after hearing a radio commercial about a Gain detergent.

[The Corparation]

Old is the age when you've determined that you're mature enough to condemn those damn teenagers for screwing around and wasting their education and everyone's time instead of trying be a functioning member of society.

[Cosara]

I can't remember who said it, but I always liked the definition of 'old' as starting when you can't get up out of a chair or reach for something on a shelf or the floor without making a groaning noise.

In other words, you are old after a busy day.

[Nadkor]

Old is the age when you've determined that you're mature enough to condemn those damn teenagers for screwing around and wasting their education and everyone's time instead of trying be a functioning member of society.

So...when you get boring.

Can't wait.

[Forster Keys]

Goodness, that was in 2012.

Your ancient.

The new thing is 'Gentleman'

Nonsense. That dates back to the medieval concept of chivalry.

[Fruition (Ancient)]

I can't remember who said it, but I always liked the definition of 'old' as starting when you can't get up out of a chair or reach for something on a shelf or the floor without making a groaning noise.

In other words, you are old after a busy day.

Take a pill of magnesium and you'll age more slowly.

[The Blaatschapen]

So...when you get boring.

Can't wait.

You're already old then

[The Corparation]

Old is the age when you've determined that you're mature enough to condemn those damn teenagers for screwing around and wasting their education and everyone's time instead of trying be a functioning member of society.

So...when you get boring.

Can't wait.

I never said you had to stop screwing around and wasting peoples time, you just have to be mature enough to condemn those younger than you for doing it.

In other words, you are old after a busy day.

Take a pill of magnesium and you'll age more slowly.

Or live life in the moment and light some magnesium on fire.

[Fortiter Sperare]

I actually heard a grand-dad talking to his granddaughter (who was asking hard questions like "Is that man old?" and stuff in public). He said "Honey, "old" is when you can't go out and mow your lawn, or go fishin', or slow dance with yer sweetheart."

Makes sense to me.

[Fruition (Ancient)]

The new thing is 'Gentleman'

Nonsense. That dates back to the medieval concept of chivalry.

True. Gangnam Style was when.... the Paleolithic times?

[The Blaatschapen]

In other words, you are old after a busy day.

Take a pill of magnesium and you'll age more slowly.

Kill yourself* and you won't age at all



*Blaat is not suggesting to actually kill yourself.

[Nadkor]

So...when you get boring.

Can't wait.

I never said you had to stop screwing around and wasting peoples time, you just have to be mature enough to condemn those younger than you for doing it.

I see.

This is a position I can wholeheartedly get behind.

[Insane Kidney Mentality]

Take a pill of magnesium and you'll age more slowly.

Kill yourself* and you won't age at all

*Blaat is not suggesting to actually kill yourself.

B-but... Quantum Immortality! D:

[Nadkor]

So...when you get boring.

Can't wait.

You're already old then

Projecting your insecurities again, Blaat?

[Libertarian California]

To me, age is based upon one's experience and maturity.


I'm very young.

[Fruition (Ancient)]

Take a pill of magnesium and you'll age more slowly.

Kill yourself* and you won't age at all



*Blaat is not suggesting to actually kill yourself.

I kill all of my aging cells, so that's an alternative.

[The Blaatschapen]

You're already old then

Projecting your insecurities again, Blaat?

You make a good projection 'screen'

[Gandoor]

anybody who is born on or earlier than 24 June 1996 is an old fart and should be sent to the retirement home. anyone born on or after 26 June 1996 is a young whippersnapper who needs discipline smacked into them

What about 25 June 1996?

Well that's when I was born, hence the cutoff.

Obviously, I am not old. I am in the peak of fitness.

- jumps -

OW MY BACK.

[Fruition (Ancient)]

What about 25 June 1996?

Well that's when I was born, hence the cutoff.

Obviously, I am not old. I am in the peak of fitness.

- jumps -

OW MY BACK.

You need some hot/cold patches.