Valentine Vote for Same-Sex Marriage

[Tmutarakhan]

Who wrote the book of Leviticus? Moses.

As dictated to him by God.

SAYS WHO? Nothing in the book makes any such claim. I don't believe you've ever read the Bible in your life.

[Wisconsin9]

Who wrote the book of Leviticus? Moses.

As dictated to him by God.

You still have no proof, so I, as someone who prefers actually using my head, am still entitled to not listen to you and secretly mock you.

[Condunum]

Do you follow every tenant of the bible? All of it? Every last bit?

Yes.

I highly doubt that.

[Condunum]

I just love how people are taking this guy seriously. I mean, it just screams satire.

I want to believe we have a YEC here. I really, really do.

They're fun.

[Desperate Measures]

bad post

[Liriena]

Or the disgusting sinners who work on weekends?

No. I am not a member of the clergy, so that is not my job.

Aha...and here I thought this only happened in Youtube.

So, you don't work on weekends, eat shrimp, oysters or pork? You do not shave your beard? You do not wear polyester and you do not touch any women (and I mean touch them in any possible way) when they are on their period?

Because that's what Leviticus mandates.

[Desperate Measures]

Or the disgusting sinners who work on weekends?

No. I am not a member of the clergy, so that is not my job.

Well, you could at least warn the Red Lobster patrons that the clergy are coming.

[Avenio]

I just love how people are taking this guy seriously. I mean, it just screams satire.

I want to believe we have a YEC here. I really, really do.

They're fun.

To riff off of a poem by Constantine Cavafy;

-What are we waiting for, assembled in the forum?

The creationists are due here today.

-Why isn't anything going on in the senate?
Why are the Senators and Postmasters-General sitting there without arguing?

Because the creationists are coming today.
What's the point of Senators arguing amongst themselves now?
Once the creationists are here, they'll do the arguing.

-Why did our atheists and science-wonks get up so early,
and why are they sitting enthroned at the forum's main gate,
in state, wearing their crowns of self-accumulated knowledge?

Because the creationists are coming today
and the atheists and science wonks are waiting to receive their foes.
They've even got a scroll to give them,
loaded with graphs, with imposing Greek names, with lengthy expositions of evolution.

-Why have our brightest minds and technical experts come out today
bearing their fine-wrought formatting, their fanciest tables?
Why have they brought out their loveliest fonts,
text sparkling with highlights and irridescence?

Because the creationists are coming today
and things like that dazzle the creationists.

-Why don't our distinguished orators turn up as usual
to make their speeches, say what they have to say?

Because the creationists are coming today
and they're bored by rhetoric and public speaking.

-Why this sudden bewilderment, this confusion?
(How serious people's faces have become.)
Why are the threads and forums emptying so rapidly,
everyone going home lost in thought?

Because night has fallen and the creationists haven't come.
And some of our men who have just returned from the Internet say
there are no creationists any longer.

Now what's going to happen to us without creationists?
Those people were a kind of solution.

[Hathradic States]

It is a meh thing for most people, really.

[Agymnum]

Waiting for the Creationists

-What are we waiting for, assembled in the forum?

The creationists are due here today.

-Why isn't anything going on in the senate?
Why are the Senators and Postmasters-General sitting there without arguing?

Because the creationists are coming today.
What's the point of Senators arguing amongst themselves now?
Once the creationists are here, they'll do the arguing.

-Why did our atheists and science-wonks get up so early,
and why are they sitting enthroned at the forum's main gate,
in state, wearing their crowns of self-accumulated knowledge?

Because the creationists are coming today
and the atheists and science wonks are waiting to receive their foes.
They've even got a scroll to give them,
loaded with graphs, with imposing Greek names, with lengthy expositions of evolution.

-Why have our brightest minds and technical experts come out today
bearing their fine-wrought formatting, their fanciest tables?
Why have they brought out their loveliest fonts,
text sparkling with highlights and irridescence?

Because the creationists are coming today
and things like that dazzle the creationists.

-Why don't our distinguished orators turn up as usual
to make their speeches, say what they have to say?

Because the creationists are coming today
and they're bored by rhetoric and public speaking.

-Why this sudden bewilderment, this confusion?
(How serious people's faces have become.)
Why are the threads and forums emptying so rapidly,
everyone going home lost in thought?

Because night has fallen and the creationists haven't come.
And some of our men who have just returned from the Internet say
there are no creationists any longer.

Now what's going to happen to us without creationists?
Those people were a kind of solution.

That was beautiful.

[Wisconsin9]

Waiting for the Creationists

-What are we waiting for, assembled in the forum?

The creationists are due here today.

-Why isn't anything going on in the senate?
Why are the Senators and Postmasters-General sitting there without arguing?

Because the creationists are coming today.
What's the point of Senators arguing amongst themselves now?
Once the creationists are here, they'll do the arguing.

-Why did our atheists and science-wonks get up so early,
and why are they sitting enthroned at the forum's main gate,
in state, wearing their crowns of self-accumulated knowledge?

Because the creationists are coming today
and the atheists and science wonks are waiting to receive their foes.
They've even got a scroll to give them,
loaded with graphs, with imposing Greek names, with lengthy expositions of evolution.

-Why have our brightest minds and technical experts come out today
bearing their fine-wrought formatting, their fanciest tables?
Why have they brought out their loveliest fonts,
text sparkling with highlights and irridescence?

Because the creationists are coming today
and things like that dazzle the creationists.

-Why don't our distinguished orators turn up as usual
to make their speeches, say what they have to say?

Because the creationists are coming today
and they're bored by rhetoric and public speaking.

-Why this sudden bewilderment, this confusion?
(How serious people's faces have become.)
Why are the threads and forums emptying so rapidly,
everyone going home lost in thought?

Because night has fallen and the creationists haven't come.
And some of our men who have just returned from the Internet say
there are no creationists any longer.

Now what's going to happen to us without creationists?
Those people were a kind of solution.

That was beautiful.

Indeed. If I wasn't sure that it's more than 800 characters, I'd consider sigging it.

[YellowApple]

That was beautiful.

Indeed. If I wasn't sure that it's more than 800 characters, I'd consider sigging it.

You can always sig a link to it.

[Wisconsin9]

Indeed. If I wasn't sure that it's more than 800 characters, I'd consider sigging it.

You can always sig a link to it.

My sig's full.

However, it has been added to the Epic Quotes thread.

[Argaenia]

No. I am not a member of the clergy, so that is not my job.

Aha...and here I thought this only happened in Youtube.

So, you don't work on weekends, eat shrimp, oysters or pork? You do not shave your beard? You do not wear polyester and you do not touch any women (and I mean touch them in any possible way) when they are on their period?

Because that's what Leviticus mandates.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Liriena]

Aha...and here I thought this only happened in Youtube.

So, you don't work on weekends, eat shrimp, oysters or pork? You do not shave your beard? You do not wear polyester and you do not touch any women (and I mean touch them in any possible way) when they are on their period?

Because that's what Leviticus mandates.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Wow? Really? You don't shave your beard, wear polyester or come in contact with women when they are in their periods?

How come no fellow Christian has accused you of being a dirty hippie hermit yet?

[Agymnum]

You can always sig a link to it.

My sig's full.

However, it has been added to the Epic Quotes thread.

I sigged it on mine.

[Desperate Measures]

Waiting for the Creationists

-What are we waiting for, assembled in the forum?

The creationists are due here today.

-Why isn't anything going on in the senate?
Why are the Senators and Postmasters-General sitting there without arguing?

Because the creationists are coming today.
What's the point of Senators arguing amongst themselves now?
Once the creationists are here, they'll do the arguing.

-Why did our atheists and science-wonks get up so early,
and why are they sitting enthroned at the forum's main gate,
in state, wearing their crowns of self-accumulated knowledge?

Because the creationists are coming today
and the atheists and science wonks are waiting to receive their foes.
They've even got a scroll to give them,
loaded with graphs, with imposing Greek names, with lengthy expositions of evolution.

-Why have our brightest minds and technical experts come out today
bearing their fine-wrought formatting, their fanciest tables?
Why have they brought out their loveliest fonts,
text sparkling with highlights and irridescence?

Because the creationists are coming today
and things like that dazzle the creationists.

-Why don't our distinguished orators turn up as usual
to make their speeches, say what they have to say?

Because the creationists are coming today
and they're bored by rhetoric and public speaking.

-Why this sudden bewilderment, this confusion?
(How serious people's faces have become.)
Why are the threads and forums emptying so rapidly,
everyone going home lost in thought?

Because night has fallen and the creationists haven't come.
And some of our men who have just returned from the Internet say
there are no creationists any longer.

Now what's going to happen to us without creationists?
Those people were a kind of solution.

That was beautiful.

Definitely awesome.

[Suicune]

Aha...and here I thought this only happened in Youtube.

So, you don't work on weekends, eat shrimp, oysters or pork? You do not shave your beard? You do not wear polyester and you do not touch any women (and I mean touch them in any possible way) when they are on their period?

Because that's what Leviticus mandates.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

How do you know when a woman is on her period? Did you go for days without having any physical contact with your mother as a child, on a monthly cycle?

[Desperate Measures]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

How do you know when a woman is on her period? Did you go for days without having any physical contact with your mother as a child, on a monthly cycle?

Of course. She was in her special little shack. I imagine a lack of pigeons in his neighborhood, as well.

[Sondstead]

I just love how people are taking this guy seriously. I mean, it just screams satire.

...I wish I had your naive faith in humanity.

[Tmutarakhan]

Or the disgusting sinners who work on weekends?

No. I am not a member of the clergy, so that is not my job.

You're not following the Bible then, probably because you have never read it. There is nothing whatsoever that says only clergy have a duty to stone Sabbath-breakers: quite the contrary, that is the duty of all the people.
You have therefore taken the name of the Lord in vain. Prepare to die.

[Condunum]

I want to believe we have a YEC here. I really, really do.

They're fun.

To riff off of a poem by Constantine Cavafy;

-What are we waiting for, assembled in the forum?

The creationists are due here today.

-Why isn't anything going on in the senate?
Why are the Senators and Postmasters-General sitting there without arguing?

Because the creationists are coming today.
What's the point of Senators arguing amongst themselves now?
Once the creationists are here, they'll do the arguing.

-Why did our atheists and science-wonks get up so early,
and why are they sitting enthroned at the forum's main gate,
in state, wearing their crowns of self-accumulated knowledge?

Because the creationists are coming today
and the atheists and science wonks are waiting to receive their foes.
They've even got a scroll to give them,
loaded with graphs, with imposing Greek names, with lengthy expositions of evolution.

-Why have our brightest minds and technical experts come out today
bearing their fine-wrought formatting, their fanciest tables?
Why have they brought out their loveliest fonts,
text sparkling with highlights and irridescence?

Because the creationists are coming today
and things like that dazzle the creationists.

-Why don't our distinguished orators turn up as usual
to make their speeches, say what they have to say?

Because the creationists are coming today
and they're bored by rhetoric and public speaking.

-Why this sudden bewilderment, this confusion?
(How serious people's faces have become.)
Why are the threads and forums emptying so rapidly,
everyone going home lost in thought?

Because night has fallen and the creationists haven't come.
And some of our men who have just returned from the Internet say
there are no creationists any longer.

Now what's going to happen to us without creationists?
Those people were a kind of solution.

Dear me, that is amazing.

I can't really tell what the message is, though.

[Lesbian Capitalists]

This is a good thing, but I would prefer the government not be involved in marriage at all. If a church or mosque or synagogue or whatever does not want to marry us, I really dont care. I wouldnt want to marry them, so there!

[Condunum]

This is a good thing, but I would prefer the government not be involved in marriage at all. If a church or mosque or synagogue or whatever does not want to marry us, I really dont care. I wouldnt want to marry them, so there!

That's nice and all, but Marriage is a state thing.

[Lesbian Capitalists]

This is a good thing, but I would prefer the government not be involved in marriage at all. If a church or mosque or synagogue or whatever does not want to marry us, I really dont care. I wouldnt want to marry them, so there!

That's nice and all, but Marriage is a state thing.

Not really. Its a personal and community thing. Only in the past 150 years or so has it been a state thing when racists wanted to ban interracial marriages. Before that, couples just went to their religious leader. Of course, only heterosexuals could get married.