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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:13 pm
by Saiwania
Gallowfield wrote:*Cries because I can't find love so I just work out in the hopes that a special lady will eventually fall for my physique*


Looks alone won't be enough, you will have to put yourself out there.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:16 pm
by Gallowfield
Saiwania wrote:
Gallowfield wrote:*Cries because I can't find love so I just work out in the hopes that a special lady will eventually fall for my physique*


Looks alone won't be enough, you will have to put yourself out there.


I've tried that. Apparently I don't have a dateable personality. I'm everyone's best friend and no girl's boyfriend :o

PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:21 pm
by Transnapastain
Gallowfield wrote:
Saiwania wrote:
Looks alone won't be enough, you will have to put yourself out there.


I've tried that. Apparently I don't have a dateable personality. I'm everyone's best friend and no girl's boyfriend :o


Image

Friend zone is worst zone

PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:23 pm
by Saiwania
Gallowfield wrote:I've tried that. Apparently I don't have a dateable personality. I'm everyone's best friend and no girl's boyfriend :o


I've never tried so I don't know if I'll have any luck. You can keep trying if persistence will pay off or try something different if you think that'd work better for you. I am contemplating on whether to try out the Craigslist "casual encounters" or "women seeking men" sections for fun.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:55 pm
by Gallowfield
Transnapastain wrote:
Gallowfield wrote:
I've tried that. Apparently I don't have a dateable personality. I'm everyone's best friend and no girl's boyfriend :o


Image

Friend zone is worst zone


It's not so bad. At least I have a lot of friends. A lot of guys have no friends or girlfriend. :o

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:13 am
by Sucrati
Transnapastain wrote:
Gallowfield wrote:
I've tried that. Apparently I don't have a dateable personality. I'm everyone's best friend and no girl's boyfriend :o


Image

Friend zone is worst zone


WRONG

Family Zone is the worst zone. Nothing like learning that a girl you like views you like a brother... :/

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:17 am
by Anachronous Rex
Sucrati wrote:
Transnapastain wrote:
Image

Friend zone is worst zone


WRONG

Family Zone is the worst zone. Nothing like learning that a girl you like views you like a brother... :/

I suppose it's still better then, "you are her brother."

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:22 am
by Southern Louisiane
Saiwania wrote:
Gallowfield wrote:*Cries because I can't find love so I just work out in the hopes that a special lady will eventually fall for my physique*


Looks alone won't be enough, you will have to put yourself out there.

All you need is some short skirts, fishnets, a top with a small flannel jacket, and go near the bar and BAM you got one on your line!

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:23 am
by Greed and Death
5'0" 400 pounds and all flab.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:24 am
by Immoren
Anachronous Rex wrote:
Sucrati wrote:
WRONG

Family Zone is the worst zone. Nothing like learning that a girl you like views you like a brother... :/

I suppose it's still better then, "you are her brother."

Wincest, am I rite?

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:26 am
by Transnapastain
Sucrati wrote:
Transnapastain wrote:

Friend zone is worst zone


WRONG

Family Zone is the worst zone. Nothing like learning that a girl you like views you like a brother... :/


Heh, that is NOT where I thought you were going with that

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:27 am
by New haven america
Anachronous Rex wrote:
Sucrati wrote:
WRONG

Family Zone is the worst zone. Nothing like learning that a girl you like views you like a brother... :/

I suppose it's still better then, "you are her brother."

True

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:17 am
by Gallade
Transnapastain wrote:
Gallowfield wrote:
I've tried that. Apparently I don't have a dateable personality. I'm everyone's best friend and no girl's boyfriend :o


Image

Friend zone is worst zone

I don't know why you're so worried about friendzones Trans. You're a married man! ;)

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:17 am
by Immoren
Gallade wrote:
Transnapastain wrote:
Image

Friend zone is worst zone

I don't know why you're so worried about friendzones Trans. You're a married man! ;)


Men are strange beings.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:20 am
by Thafoo
Immoren wrote:
Gallade wrote:I don't know why you're so worried about friendzones Trans. You're a married man! ;)


Men are strange beings.

It's things like this that would confuse us as to which gender you were

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:21 am
by Immoren
Thafoo wrote:
Immoren wrote:
Men are strange beings.

It's things like this that would confuse us as to which gender you were

Perhaps I've started doing it intentionally.
And perhaps I've become confused myself.
:P

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:23 am
by Greater Okinawa Republic
Because I'm bored, here's a pic of me
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Z1eFX8C.jpg[/IMG

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:26 am
by Thafoo
Greater Okinawa Republic wrote:Because I'm bored, here's a pic of me

Handsome.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:30 am
by Gallade
Greater Okinawa Republic wrote:Because I'm bored, here's a pic of me
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Z1eFX8C.jpg[/IMG

Blasted woolen caps.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:36 am
by West Macedonia

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:38 am
by The Blaatschapen
Transnapastain wrote:
Gallowfield wrote:
I've tried that. Apparently I don't have a dateable personality. I'm everyone's best friend and no girl's boyfriend :o


Image

Friend zone is worst zone


What zone is that? Is that like a parking zone?

Do I have to pay to park my car there?

greed and death wrote:5'0" 400 pounds and all flab.


I'm not surprised.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:53 am
by San Leggera
Gallade wrote:
Transnapastain wrote:

Friend zone is worst zone

I don't know why you're so worried about friendzones Trans. You're a married man! ;)

This should explain why.
A long time ago (before November 2012), in a galaxy far, far away (Ohio), Trans was the King of the Friendzone. He ruled over the many men and women who were united in their friendships, with not a care in the world.

But one day, he was drunk. And the evil Lord Sedgistan of Modland was bored. Sedgistan's Army decided to mount an invasion of the Friendzonian kingdom, with General Crazy Girl as his right-hand-woman. They charged into battle, with the Modlandian forces having only one goal - kidnap Transapastain. The Friendzonians fled to escape their dooms, no match for the Banhammers and DEATswords of the opposition; and the King of the Friendzone was captured.

Trans was held captive in the basement of one Reploid Seductions with a hangover. A brilliant flash of purple appeared, and in front of him stood the Modlanian Overqueen, [violet]. She faced him with an ultimatum - join the Modland, embrace their powers to become one of them and destroy the Friendzone piece by piece, or be her plaything for an eternity with several body parts maimed beyond recovery, to live an infinite life of pain.

Needless to say, Trans, unable to think clearly from his dehydration, chose the former option; and the Friendzone was changed forever. What had once been the most innocent and happy of places was now a realm of despair and desperation - the home to those cast aside by the ones they desired to become simply their friends. [violet] injected Trans with a syringe of a black, tarry substance - known simply as Evil. He was cursed to serve her demands for as long as she saw fit. And what better place to start than by sabotaging his former Kingdom?

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:59 am
by Gallade
That scenelet was haunting San Leggera. Bravo.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:29 am
by Torcularis Septentrionalis
Gallowfield wrote:
Saiwania wrote:
Looks alone won't be enough, you will have to put yourself out there.


I've tried that. Apparently I don't have a dateable personality. I'm everyone's best friend and no girl's boyfriend :o

Same here, yo. Except, with guys.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:08 am
by Esternial
San Leggera wrote:
Gallade wrote:I don't know why you're so worried about friendzones Trans. You're a married man! ;)

This should explain why.
A long time ago (before November 2012), in a galaxy far, far away (Ohio), Trans was the King of the Friendzone. He ruled over the many men and women who were united in their friendships, with not a care in the world.

But one day, he was drunk. And the evil Lord Sedgistan of Modland was bored. Sedgistan's Army decided to mount an invasion of the Friendzonian kingdom, with General Crazy Girl as his right-hand-woman. They charged into battle, with the Modlandian forces having only one goal - kidnap Transapastain. The Friendzonians fled to escape their dooms, no match for the Banhammers and DEATswords of the opposition; and the King of the Friendzone was captured.

Trans was held captive in the basement of one Reploid Seductions with a hangover. A brilliant flash of purple appeared, and in front of him stood the Modlanian Overqueen, [violet]. She faced him with an ultimatum - join the Modland, embrace their powers to become one of them and destroy the Friendzone piece by piece, or be her plaything for an eternity with several body parts maimed beyond recovery, to live an infinite life of pain.

Needless to say, Trans, unable to think clearly from his dehydration, chose the former option; and the Friendzone was changed forever. What had once been the most innocent and happy of places was now a realm of despair and desperation - the home to those cast aside by the ones they desired to become simply their friends. [violet] injected Trans with a syringe of a black, tarry substance - known simply as Evil. He was cursed to serve her demands for as long as she saw fit. And what better place to start than by sabotaging his former Kingdom?

If only this had more pictures...