Norjagen wrote:A second civil war would be drastically different from the first. You would have 3 distinct fighting forces involved. On the side of the government, you would have loyalists in the military, and on the side of the rebellion, you would have the military forces that desert with their weapons, or possibly even unit commanders that desert with their weapons and men.
These first two forces would likely slug out the early stages of the war. Depending on which side garnered more support from within the military, the government would either crush any conventional resistance or be toppled by a military government.
Assuming that the government manages to put down any military uprisings, the war would shift gears into a more unconventional one. This is where the third fighting force comes into play. The rebellion would likely have no specific leader on a national level, with cells of individuals conducting insurgency operations and possibly terrorist attacks in their local areas.
The end result? The war would not, as some people claim, be over quickly. The conventional aspect of the war may be over swiftly, but it would be followed by a long period of severe unrest, which could last years or even decades. Insurgents would likely have no way to overthrow the government on their own, but once that "us and them" sentiment takes root, they would most likely live purely for the chance to strike out at the government however they could.
Once fighting for the sake of not giving up becomes the norm, you start to see situations like that in Israel, where the forecast is "Mostly sunny with a chance of explosions." Terrorist attacks by these insurgent groups would likely be made far worse by the preceding conventional war, with large amounts of weapons, from pistols right up to anti-tank weapons, tending to go missing and fall off of the grid.
You're absolutely wrong. The next civil war will start in San Francisco, when Nancy Pelosi, being fed up as House Minority Leader instead of House Speaker, will declare San Francisco the capitol of Gaylandia and proclaim herself the Queen of Rainbows. As President Romney sends federal troops to take over this tiny, flamboyant town, he'll leave D.C. unguarded and what he doesn't know is the Queen of Rainbows has signed a secret treaty between Gaylandia, Canada and Latin America.
As a result, Canada and trillions of spicy Latin men will pour their troops (numbering in the billions) into the country, effectively overwhelming the Macho-Men Brigade defending DC. In the ensuing battle, titled the Battle of Elton John (since Elton John will be supreme allied commander of the gay force union), Vice President Ryan will become a turncoat and he, with drag queen Giuliani, will attack and imprison Romney due to his suit being seasonally out of fashion.
From there, Queen Pelosi of the House of Drag will create death panels -yes death panels- to determine who deserves death because their ensemble simply doesn't work or because they are wearing Abercrombie and Fitch while trying to pass themselves off as preppy. Guess what guys -that shit ain't fucking preppy. Larry Craig will become the Secretary of Cottaging, Barney Franks the Secretary of Power Bottoms, Hillary Clinton will be Secretary of 18 Million Cracks in the Glass Ceiling Still Unbroken Even After the Gay Revolution Because Gaylandia is still Mostly Ran by Strong But Effeminate Men (the exception being the Queen, though technically in Gaylandia the title can go to either gender) and David Bowie will be made Honorary Grand Poobah of Gay Parades -which will be daily and everybody will be forced to watch, attend and smile.
Soon us heterosexuals will just disappear. Oh sure, they say they are sending us to the FEMA recycling camps, to "recycle," but we all know that what happens in the FEMA recycling camps stays in the FEMA recycling camps. The indoctrination classes (24 hours/7 days a week of watching My Little Pony) will turn the bi's into raging homosexuals and the rest will be driven to suicide (that is fashion suicide, wearing K-Mart, JC Penny, Sears clothes). Those that survive or "fail"to turn gay will be sent to prison, which has been turned into a state bordello with the prisoners serving as the prostitutes to the public.
Finally, the world will know the greatest gay secret of them all, something that will alter the course of humanity, cause the universe to implode and end all life as we know it....That Chaz Bono and Elena Kagan are really the same person...