Before you squash that cockroach...

[Straight From Above]

That's because they're inside a box and you're not.

...I thought it was the other way around, they used to be in the box but got out...we just can't find our way out...

On consideration, perhaps the mime's box is the universe, but its inside out, so it seems like the mime is in the lesser volume when in fact George Cantor got crabs from a Swedish chamber made while visiting a foreign campus.

[Blargoblarg]

Interesting article, but why did it have to include pictures of them? Ewwwww.

Even so, if I see a roach in a building I'm in, at gets to meet the bottom of my shoe at rapid velocity.

[Frisbeeteria]

* wipes palmetto bug off heel *

*sits down at computer, reads *

Sorry, too late.

[Ubekebekbekestanstan]

That's how I feel about mimes.

But mimes do not exist. Everytime I suspect someone to be a mime I ask them "are you a mime", but they just ignore me.

Or... maybe I do not exist

Do you think?
If so, then you are.

Cognito ergo sum.

[Kreanoltha]

Except for cats I don't like non-human species. Actually I don't like humans that much. Just becuase they can make decision doesn't mean I care. Raid all round!

[Neutraligon]

But mimes do not exist. Everytime I suspect someone to be a mime I ask them "are you a mime", but they just ignore me.

Or... maybe I do not exist

Do you think?
If so, then you are.

Cognito ergo sum.

I don't think that's...oh shit...

[The Rich Port]

I never squish roaches. I unleash a chemical holocaust on them down to the 7th generation.

Feh, 7th generation chemical genocides are for pussies.

Nuclear 12th generation genocides are for men.

[Yoshiba]

They could discover that the damn things are sapient beings, and I would still gas the little bastards. I HATE COCKROACHES

[Ende]

The only thing I need from the BBC is for them to keep pumping out episodes of Doctor Who.

I kid, I kid. This is actually interesting.

Transdimensional galactic fistbump!

I'll have to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow to make it possible, though.

[Saurisisia]

Fascinating.

Really makes me think next time I try to squish one of those little buggers (thankfully, though, we don't get them in our home).

[Costa Fiero]

...I thought it was the other way around, they used to be in the box but got out...we just can't find our way out...

It's almost like a very amusing version of Schrodinger's cat.

[Neutraligon]

...I thought it was the other way around, they used to be in the box but got out...we just can't find our way out...

It's almost like a very amusing version of Schrodinger's cat.

well, they could find the handle to that damned door...I'm not sure how they managed it since there isn't any handle...or door...but they did manage to find it. Meanwhile the rest of us are stuck here like suckers while they are screaming at us to open that door and get out of the box...at least...I think that's what they are doing since I can't here them through the walls of this damned box. bang bang bang...ouch

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

I never squish roaches. I unleash a chemical holocaust on them down to the 7th generation.

Not quite... we should launch a napalm & nuclear holocaust against them.

Think about the beautiful mushroom clouds... or the fresh scent of napalm in the morning after accomplishing this rightheous crusade...

[Pope Joan]

They stink even worse when you squish them.

So I just deport them when possible.

[Neutraligon]

They stink even worse when you squish them.

So I just deport them when possible.

I hear Hamlin has a job opening for pest after that musician got rid of all the rats...Where was that help wanted poster...I know I left here.

[Greed and Death]

they form closely bonded, egalitarian societies, based on social structures and rules. Communities of cockroaches are even capable of making collective decisions for the greater good.

That is all the more reason to exterminate them, those who fail to hold the individual above society are worth little to nothing.

[Neo Arcad]

Like radical extremists Facebook users, just because it can talk, share, and lives with family does not mean it has a soul.

Fixed.

[Magnus Germania (Ancient)]

But if they have feelings they'll also have feelings of revenge. Therefore we must kill them SO bad they can't ever think of revolting against us!

[Gauthier]

they form closely bonded, egalitarian societies, based on social structures and rules. Communities of cockroaches are even capable of making collective decisions for the greater good.

That is all the more reason to exterminate them, those who fail to hold the individual above society are worth little to nothing.

Oh My God, Commieroaches.

[Magnus Germania (Ancient)]

That is all the more reason to exterminate them, those who fail to hold the individual above society are worth little to nothing.

Oh My God, Commieroaches.

Commiroach genocide!

[The Corparation]

All the more reason to quash the buggers.

[Ragnarsdomr]

That is all the more reason to exterminate them, those who fail to hold the individual above society are worth little to nothing.

Oh My God, Commieroaches.

The Soviet Union didn't collapse. They just got a lot smaller...


Yup, now's the time to run screaming for your necromancy books and pull back Joe McCarthy. Sorry guys.

[Magnus Germania (Ancient)]

Oh My God, Commieroaches.

The Soviet Union didn't collapse. They just got a lot smaller...


Yup, now's the time to run screaming for your necromancy books and pull back Joe McCarthy. Sorry guys.

Or just kill them all.

[Tmutarakhan]

But mimes do not exist. Everytime I suspect someone to be a mime I ask them "are you a mime", but they just ignore me.

Or... maybe I do not exist

Do you think?
If so, then you are.

Cognito ergo sum.

I think not.

[Warshania]

I guess I should think twice before killing a cockroach from now on...

* Sees roach

Well nvm.