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HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY

Postby Hossaim » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:46 pm

Well, It's 15 minutes until Zombie Jesus Day. It's the day we celebrate Jesus becomming a zombie when he came back to life after being crucified. I would like the wish all NSers a very happy Zombie Jesus day. Do any of you have plans. For me, I am going to play 12 hours straight of zombies games. This year is Red Dead Redemption: Undead Alive, Left 4 Dead, and Dead Rising 2.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:52 pm

I'm going to endure a lot of offensive references to the most holy holiday in my religion.
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Postby Cenetra » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:15 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:I'm going to endure a lot of offensive references to the most holy holiday in my religion.


Have fun with that.
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:17 pm

I will continue to celebrate the Megalensia and be infuriated by atheists making asinine comments.


And maybe play a little Nazi Zombies.
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Postby Drouga » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:19 pm

Well, I'm going to try that Yakuza zombie game. That and Dead Island. Seems only fitting.
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Postby Radiatia » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:20 pm

Ahh! Zombie Jesus day! Now I KNOW what you're talking about!
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Postby The Republican Tea Party » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:20 pm

Hossaim wrote:Well, It's 15 minutes until Zombie Jesus Day. It's the day we celebrate Jesus becomming a zombie when he came back to life after being crucified. I would like the wish all NSers a very happy Zombie Jesus day. Do any of you have plans. For me, I am going to play 12 hours straight of zombies games. This year is Red Dead Redemption: Undead Alive, Left 4 Dead, and Dead Rising 2.


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Postby Kirav » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:22 pm

Oh right! I forgot that only we Christians can be intolerant and obnoxious. Silly me.
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Postby Hossaim » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:25 pm

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Hossaim wrote:Well, It's 15 minutes until Zombie Jesus Day. It's the day we celebrate Jesus becomming a zombie when he came back to life after being crucified. I would like the wish all NSers a very happy Zombie Jesus day. Do any of you have plans. For me, I am going to play 12 hours straight of zombies games. This year is Red Dead Redemption: Undead Alive, Left 4 Dead, and Dead Rising 2.


May Hell hath mercy on your soul

Hell doesn't exist so I think im good.
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Postby The Akkadian Empire » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:26 pm

Hossaim wrote:Well, It's 15 minutes until Zombie Jesus Day. It's the day we celebrate Jesus becomming a zombie when he came back to life after being crucified. I would like the wish all NSers a very happy Zombie Jesus day. Do any of you have plans. For me, I am going to play 12 hours straight of zombies games. This year is Red Dead Redemption: Undead Alive, Left 4 Dead, and Dead Rising 2.

Congratulations, you made a thread fifteen minutes before Easter Sunday, just so you could ridicule and ruin the image of Jesus Christ. At least the Orthodox Christians got a thread with some respect.

A shame that this is what it comes down to, kids parodying Christianity by comparing its Prophet to a brainless zombie, and celebrating his name by playing half a day of video games.

Me? I'll enjoy time with friends and family, at church and at home, while enjoying a feast that was made possible by the Messiah that you mock and his father.
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Postby Ende » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:27 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:I'm going to endure a lot of offensive references to the most holy holiday in my religion.

This.

I'll probably also spend some of my day wondering why 90% of atheists are perfectly fine people and why 10% are complete dicks.
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Postby Luziyca » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:28 pm

Me? I would simply play NationStates, visit some factories and maybe visit the DMZ.
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Postby Harkonna » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:29 pm

I'm going to eat some nice chocolates I bought. That's about it. It's just another day of the week. Weather is going to be nice where I am though, so it'll be a pleasant day nonetheless.

Shame about the whole fictional messiah getting people all riled up thing. Good luck with that.
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Postby Mavorpen » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:29 pm

The Akkadian Empire wrote: Me? I'll enjoy time with friends and family, at church and at home, while enjoying a feast that was made possible by the Messiah that you mock and his father.


1. Boring.
2. That feast wasn't made possible by anyone other than the ones who bought it.
3. Lolwhut?

Regarding everyone else in the thread:

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Postby Libraria and Ausitoria » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:29 pm

Hossaim wrote:Well, It's 15 minutes until Zombie Jesus Day. It's the day we celebrate Jesus becomming a zombie when he came back to life after being crucified. I would like the wish all NSers a very happy Zombie Jesus day. Do any of you have plans. For me, I am going to play 12 hours straight of zombies games. This year is Red Dead Redemption: Undead Alive, Left 4 Dead, and Dead Rising 2.


Sacrilege! Crucify him!

Oh wait, Easter's about being nice.

So be nice. And give other people chocolate. And accept other people's chocolate.
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Postby 1000 Cats » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:30 pm

The Republican Tea Party wrote:
Hossaim wrote:Well, It's 15 minutes until Zombie Jesus Day. It's the day we celebrate Jesus becomming a zombie when he came back to life after being crucified. I would like the wish all NSers a very happy Zombie Jesus day. Do any of you have plans. For me, I am going to play 12 hours straight of zombies games. This year is Red Dead Redemption: Undead Alive, Left 4 Dead, and Dead Rising 2.


May Hell hath mercy on your soul

I love this. I'm enjoying this nation so much.

>Hell - mercy?
>Hath = present tense; agrammatical in this context

And I can still imagine a Tea Partier saying it. Bravo, sir/madame. :clap:
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Postby Mavorpen » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:30 pm

Ende wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:I'm going to endure a lot of offensive references to the most holy holiday in my religion.

This.

I'll probably also spend some of my day wondering why some atheists are perfectly fine people and why some are complete dicks.


I'm confused as hell, do you people never joke about a holiday? :palm:
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Postby Bataron » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:31 pm

The Akkadian Empire wrote:
Hossaim wrote:Well, It's 15 minutes until Zombie Jesus Day. It's the day we celebrate Jesus becomming a zombie when he came back to life after being crucified. I would like the wish all NSers a very happy Zombie Jesus day. Do any of you have plans. For me, I am going to play 12 hours straight of zombies games. This year is Red Dead Redemption: Undead Alive, Left 4 Dead, and Dead Rising 2.

Congratulations, you made a thread fifteen minutes before Easter Sunday, just so you could ridicule and ruin the image of Jesus Christ. At least the Orthodox Christians got a thread with some respect.

A shame that this is what it comes down to, kids parodying Christianity by comparing its Prophet to a brainless zombie, and celebrating his name by playing half a day of video games.

Me? I'll enjoy time with friends and family, at church and at home, while enjoying a feast that was made possible by the Messiah that you mock and his father.


Agreed.
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Postby Ende » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:32 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Ende wrote:This.

I'll probably also spend some of my day wondering why some atheists are perfectly fine people and why some are complete dicks.


I'm confused as hell, do you people never joke about a holiday? :palm:

Yeahhhhhhh.

We don't really do that.
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Postby Genivaria » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:32 pm

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Postby The Grand Network » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:32 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Ende wrote:This.

I'll probably also spend some of my day wondering why some atheists are perfectly fine people and why some are complete dicks.


I'm confused as hell, do you people never joke about a holiday? :palm:


^This

I mean jeez, it's just a holiday >_>
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Postby Mavorpen » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:33 pm

Ende wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:
I'm confused as hell, do you people never joke about a holiday? :palm:

Yeahhhhhhh.

We don't really do that.


Since when is it against Christianity to laugh?
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Postby The Geth Commonwealth » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:33 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:I'm going to endure a lot of offensive references to the most holy holiday in my religion.

Agreed.
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:33 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Ende wrote:This.

I'll probably also spend some of my day wondering why some atheists are perfectly fine people and why some are complete dicks.


I'm confused as hell, do you people never joke about a holiday? :palm:

Joking=/=Mocking.
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Postby Soviet Canuckistan » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:33 pm

Hossaim wrote:Well, It's 15 minutes until Zombie Jesus Day. It's the day we celebrate Jesus becomming a zombie when he came back to life after being crucified. I would like the wish all NSers a very happy Zombie Jesus day. Do any of you have plans. For me, I am going to play 12 hours straight of zombies games. This year is Red Dead Redemption: Undead Alive, Left 4 Dead, and Dead Rising 2.

This is offensive, this christian holiday is to remember what Jesus did for Christians not to play violent games which encourage breaking of the commandments and beatitudes, shame, Hossaim, shame.
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