Dating and Attraction

[Astrolinium]

But observation is only the first step in the scientific process!

Scientific process is for nerds.

I'm doing this old school style.

Alchimia verum est. Ita. Ita.

If you can turn shit into gold, why aren't you using that to get girls, then?

[Esternial]

Being a nymphomaniac has it's benefits

It's fun, but when you overdo it your penis explodes or you develop a rash.

There be other ways to please a lady, lad.

Jarr.

[Ceannairceach]

Being a nymphomaniac has it's benefits

My girlfriend got it from her mother

That... Sounds like something really strange to know about your girlfriends mother.

[Buffett and Colbert]

But observation is only the first step in the scientific process!

Scientific process is for nerds.

I'm doing this old school style.

Alchimia verum est. Ita. Ita.

Lolquid?

[Esternial]

My girlfriend got it from her mother

That... Sounds like something really strange to know about your girlfriends mother.

Haha

I know, still can't believe that she told me that about her mom.

[Alyakia]

That... Sounds like something really strange to know about your girlfriends mother.

Haha

I know, still can't believe that she told me that about her mom.

teehee!

[Tekania]

Be yourself.... But if you suck so bad in person no girl wants you... well tough titties.

[Ifreann]

It's fun, but when you overdo it your penis explodes or you develop a rash.

There be other ways to please a lady, lad.

Jarr.

Diamonds.

[Tekania]

There be other ways to please a lady, lad.

Jarr.

Diamonds.

Diamonds... that'll shut her up.

[Ceannairceach]

Be yourself.... But if you suck so bad in person no girl wants you... well tough titties.

This can be especially suckish if you want soft, squeezable titties.

[Rhodmhire]

I could give you lessons on treating women well if you want.

The starting rate is $120 a week for classes.

[Katganistan]

just be yourself.

See if you have mutual interests. Go to places that interest YOU -- if you like Science Fiction, go to a convention. Comic books, same.Like reading, head to a book shop that has a coffee shop in it. Like art, go to a museum. People who share those interests WILL be there, and you may be able to strike up a conversation about whatever it is you both like.

If things seem to be going well, ask if she wants to grab a bite to eat, or grab a cup of coffee. Don't force it and don't talk about lots of future plans for the two of you off the bat -- that will creep her out. Trust me on that.

[Condunum]

I saw the title, and was shocked this isn't an FST topic.

On topic: I'm not sure how to help you. The first time I asked a girl out, it was rather spontaneous. I thought to myself afterwards, what have you done?! Then she said yes. Year later, we split, and I asked my best friend out. That time, it was a bit less frantic, and more planned. So I guess what I'm saying is... Just do it, don't stop to think. That's what makes you back down.

[Germanic Templars]

just be yourself.

See if you have mutual interests. Go to places that interest YOU -- if you like Science Fiction, go to a convention. Comic books, same.Like reading, head to a book shop that has a coffee shop in it. Like art, go to a museum. People who share those interests WILL be there, and you may be able to strike up a conversation about whatever it is you both like.

If things seem to be going well, ask if she wants to grab a bite to eat, or grab a cup of coffee. Don't force it and don't talk about lots of future plans for the two of you off the bat -- that will creep her out. Trust me on that.

This.

This is solid gold.

This is also going to awesome NS quotes.

But my opinion this time.

I say we all have the ability to socialize and communicate, whether you think you do or not. It just takes time to break out of that shell. But what Katganistan said and Novus Honoris.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

I could give you lessons on treating women well if you want.

The starting rate is $120 a week for classes.

Are women pyramids?

[Conserative Morality]

Lolquid?

"Alchemy is true. It is so. It is so."

[Buffett and Colbert]

Lolquid?

"Alchemy is true. It is so. It is so."

If there is a reference in there, I still don't get it.

Point being, you will go on a date. And you will enjoy yourself.

[Xeng He]

"Alchemy is true. It is so. It is so."

If there is a reference in there, I still don't get it.

Punto siendo, you will go on a date. And you will enjoy yourself.

Wait, were you just offering?

[Astrolinium]

"Alchemy is true. It is so. It is so."

If there is a reference in there, I still don't get it.

Punto siendo, you will go on a date. And you will enjoy yourself.

He said he was going back to the old way of doing things.
Alchemy is an old way of doing things.

[Buffett and Colbert]

If there is a reference in there, I still don't get it.

Punto siendo, you will go on a date. And you will enjoy yourself.

Wait, were you just offering?

CM knows that I'm always open, so long as he stays cleanshaven.

[Rhodmhire]

I could give you lessons on treating women well if you want.

The starting rate is $120 a week for classes.

Are women pyramids?

You need to put the money down and join the class to find out.

[Episarta]

You could just pay some hookers for a date. The good ones might be a bit more expensive though.

[New England and The Maritimes]

Wait, were you just offering?

CM knows that I'm always open, so long as he stays cleanshaven.

When you get together, he'll grow a beard on a camping trip. When you kick him out, he'll go to the neighbors and they'll love him, except for the wife, because he'll be the only one who does anything. It'll be a hilarious episode, also Christina Applegate.

[Lackadaisical2]

Give up, start rescuing cats.

I hear the girls dig that.

[Germanic Templars]

Give up, start rescuing cats.

I hear the girls dig that.

Girls also go for virgins.