The internet

[Telsiai]

That's something that pisses me of. You walk into anAmerican Telephone and Telegraph store and try to send a telegraph to Leningrad in the USSR, and they play dumb and say things like "We only sell cellphones here." What is this world coming too.

I would very much like to put this in my signature. May I?

[Sailsia]

Remember when the internet was a bustling, new, and exciting community to dwell in? Original content was spewing all over the place, and comedy websites were still consistently funny. Nowadays everything under the sun has been discussed at least several hundred thousand times on the internet. Comedy websites are running out of original things to say. Everyone is running out of original things to say. Man... it's depressing.

I've actually been getting so bored of seeing content regurgitated over and over, I went to the source, 4chan. And even there, I didn't get the amusement and lulz I used to from the internet. Meh, maybe it's just me maturing and wanting to experience stuff in real life... *shudders* damn nature, you scary.

[1000 Cats]

That's because those tubes can be filled. And if they're filled...

[H N Fiddlebottoms VIII]

It isn't nihilism. The nihilist says there are no values. I say that there are, but no one and nothing ever lives up to them.
It is a positive way to look at things. We are all failures, and always have been, so things can't get any worse. They won't get any better, either, but at least we've got a steady strain of hideous disappointment to look forward to.

/emo

Now y'all are just abusing fake tags. This is why the internet is a terrible place.
Can I change my vote? The internet was better like five minutes ago before these jerks ruined it for me.

[Sailsia]

I remember when this was all just a bunch of left over debris after the sun was born slowly gravitating together.

I was there when Chuck Norris was created.

I was there when Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny... a matter of seconds after they came into existence :|

jk chuck norris chuck norris chuck norris

[Ruthless Slaughter]

I remember when I slumbered in the abyssal underbelly of Nationstates, not being disturbed or brought to wrath in any way. Then all of you woke me up

[Farnhamia]

Do not say, "Why were the old days better than these?" For it is not wise to ask such questions.

Know where that's from? Ecclesiastes. A book written in the 3rd or 4th century BCE. People have been bitching that things have been going down hill compared to the past since the invention of bitching. Everything is, amazingly, still around, and we haven't run out of new ideas yet, so seriously, just get over it and stop acting like the future is bleak and empty.

Amazingly, indeed. If things were going steadily downhill at the constant rate some people would have you believe, we'd be back to hunting and gathering.

[Ifreann]

/emo

Now y'all are just abusing fake tags. This is why the internet is a terrible place.
Can I change my vote? The internet was better like five minutes ago before these jerks ruined it for me.

I've never been happier.

[Ruthless Slaughter]

Know where that's from? Ecclesiastes. A book written in the 3rd or 4th century BCE. People have been bitching that things have been going down hill compared to the past since the invention of bitching. Everything is, amazingly, still around, and we haven't run out of new ideas yet, so seriously, just get over it and stop acting like the future is bleak and empty.

Amazingly, indeed. If things were going steadily downhill at the constant rate some people would have you believe, we'd be back to hunting and gathering.

Nothing has ever been quite as honest as a fur pelt and a spear.

[The Corparation]

That's something that pisses me of. You walk into anAmerican Telephone and Telegraph store and try to send a telegraph to Leningrad in the USSR, and they play dumb and say things like "We only sell cellphones here." What is this world coming too.

I would very much like to put this in my signature. May I?

Yes, certainly.

[Ifreann]

Know where that's from? Ecclesiastes. A book written in the 3rd or 4th century BCE. People have been bitching that things have been going down hill compared to the past since the invention of bitching. Everything is, amazingly, still around, and we haven't run out of new ideas yet, so seriously, just get over it and stop acting like the future is bleak and empty.

Amazingly, indeed. If things were going steadily downhill at the constant rate some people would have you believe, we'd be back to hunting and gathering.

"Hunting has really ruined our primitive society. Things were much better back when we just gathered."

[Bombadil]

Amazingly, indeed. If things were going steadily downhill at the constant rate some people would have you believe, we'd be back to hunting and gathering.

"Hunting has really ruined our primitive society. Things were much better back when we just gathered."

Your last post was better.

[Ruthless Slaughter]

Not that original topic matters much, but I for one am glad that everything no longer has an "AOL Keyword".

[Ifreann]

"Hunting has really ruined our primitive society. Things were much better back when we just gathered."

Your last post was better.

I'm sure I'll hit on a winner again sooner or later.

[Pope Joan]

It's still more or less accessible and cheap.

I think it is marginalizing tv.

Good. We need fewer monopolies.

Now let's keep linking to places that violate US copyright such as the Philippines. One of my favorites is the Power Puff Dojinshi, which originates there. Freedom!

[Wikkiwallana]

I remember when I slumbered in the abyssal underbelly of Nationstates, not being disturbed or brought to wrath in any way. Then all of you woke me up

So take some Ambien.

[Fnordgasm 5]

Do not say, "Why were the old days better than these?" For it is not wise to ask such questions.

Know where that's from? Ecclesiastes. A book written in the 3rd or 4th century BCE. People have been bitching that things have been going down hill compared to the past since the invention of bitching. Everything is, amazingly, still around, and we haven't run out of new ideas yet, so seriously, just get over it and stop acting like the future is bleak and empty.

Yeah, people have been bitching about things being better in the past but it's not as good bitching as it used to be. Back in the day they used to curse until the burst a vessel and foam at the mouth. Nowadays they moan about anything..

[Neutraligon]

You know, nostalgia just isn't what it used to be.

I miss those days...

[Ruthless Slaughter]

I remember when I slumbered in the abyssal underbelly of Nationstates, not being disturbed or brought to wrath in any way. Then all of you woke me up

So take some Ambien.

It's surprisingly hard to find in NS's underbelly. Loathsome, ancient creatures are in plentiful supply but not good sleep aids...