Hints That 'God Particle' May Exist

[Hossaim]

This is the proof us atheists have been waiting for.

Unfortunately, christens will still think the particle can listen to them.

[Seibertron]

This is the proof us atheists have been waiting for.

Unfortunately, christens will still think the particle can listen to them.

[Aeaea]

Good point! Actually, I read/heard/imagined that the Higgs Boson may break up into more particles. Could this "HB" actually be the forehead of Zeus, from whence sprang all gods???

All Gods came from Kronos, not Zeus.

This is totally off topic, but you're wrong. Six gods came from Kronos and Rhea, and only Athena sprung from Zeus's head after he consumed Athena's mother, Metis.

[Aeaea]

This is the proof us atheists have been waiting for.

Unfortunately, christens will still think the particle can listen to them.

What does a god particle have anything to do with God? lol

[Genivaria]

Question: how exactly will this benefit us?
I mean don't misunderstand me, I think this is fascinating. But would this unlock some new form of energy or something?

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

This is a massive leap forward in our understanding of the universe. If they do find it, I'll be very glad. Another great mystery cracked.

So true, indeed.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

This is the proof us atheists have been waiting for.

Unfortunately, christens will still think the particle can listen to them.

What does a god particle have anything to do with God? lol

God is composed of god particles. Just like I am composed of strange quarks.

[Aesthetica]

God is composed of god particles. Just like I am composed of strange quarks QUIRKS.

Fixed...

[Seibertron]

Question: how exactly will this benefit us?
I mean don't misunderstand me, I think this is fascinating. But would this unlock some new form of energy or something?

it is just gives us a really good nerdgasm

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Question: how exactly will this benefit us?
I mean don't misunderstand me, I think this is fascinating. But would this unlock some new form of energy or something?

it is just gives us a really good nerdgasm

yeah they just spent £6 billion for shits and giggles.

[Leepaidamba]

Question: how exactly will this benefit us?
I mean don't misunderstand me, I think this is fascinating. But would this unlock some new form of energy or something?

Perhaps, maybe only in a hundred years but still. A hundred years ago some people were experimenting with much larger particles and what did it give us? Nuclear energy! No doubt there will come some application along some time in the future.

[Aesthetica]

Question: how exactly will this benefit us?
I mean don't misunderstand me, I think this is fascinating. But would this unlock some new form of energy or something?

Theoretically...

If we can actually figure out why matter has mass, we might be able to find a way to stop it having mass, at least temporarily...

Remember Star Trek... People asking why the crew don't get smeared like jam against the rear window when the ship goes to warp speed...

The 'answer' is an anti-inertia device, knowing what makes mass, and thus inertia, might mean we could build one...

Then there are those pesky 'Laws of Motion', Force = Mass times Acceleration.

If mass = 0 Acceleration equals infinite... Easy Lightspeed travel here we come...

All kinds of reasons to be interested in the origin of mass.

[Genivaria]

Question: how exactly will this benefit us?
I mean don't misunderstand me, I think this is fascinating. But would this unlock some new form of energy or something?

Perhaps, maybe only in a hundred years but still. A hundred years ago some people were experimenting with much larger particles and what did it give us? Nuclear energy! No doubt there will come some application along some time in the future.

I'm still hoping for Cold Fusion.

[The Corparation]

Fuck yeah, score 1 for SCIENCE!

Question: how exactly will this benefit us?
I mean don't misunderstand me, I think this is fascinating. But would this unlock some new form of energy or something?

Because if it didn't exist a whole heap of modern physics would have to be rewritten. Think of the cost of redoing all those physics textbooks. I think that justifies the cist of these karge science experiments.

[Bears Armed]

Fuck yeah, score 1 for SCIENCE!

Question: how exactly will this benefit us?
I mean don't misunderstand me, I think this is fascinating. But would this unlock some new form of energy or something?

Because if it didn't exist a whole heap of modern physics would have to be rewritten. Think of the cost of redoing all those physics textbooks. I think that justifies the cist of these karge science experiments.

But having to rewrite the books would create jobs!

[Zeth Rekia]

You know, attaching the word 'particle' to god really kills the whole divinity thing. Cool.

[The Corparation]

Fuck yeah, score 1 for SCIENCE!

Because if it didn't exist a whole heap of modern physics would have to be rewritten. Think of the cost of redoing all those physics textbooks. I think that justifies the cist of these karge science experiments.

But having to rewrite the books would create jobs!

But building these giant particle accelerators creates more jobs!

[Bears Armed]

But having to rewrite the books would create jobs!

But building these giant particle accelerators creates more jobs!

So in that case do both of those things!

[Great Nepal]

Does that mean, if we manage to extract this "god particle" from any spacecraft, in theory we can go faster than light?

[Aexalla]

Does that mean, if we manage to extract this "god particle" from any spacecraft, in theory we can go faster than light?

^ Me gusta.

INB4 only celebrities and the "1% are allowed in those crafts.

[Genivaria]

You know, attaching the word 'particle' to god really kills the whole divinity thing. Cool.

Its how we get the Texans on board.

[The Corparation]

Does that mean, if we manage to extract this "god particle" from any spacecraft, in theory we can go faster than light?

No. Not at all. Higgs particle does none of that FTL shit, that's Neutrinos.

But building these giant particle accelerators creates more jobs!

So in that case do both of those things!

Well, we've done the first which gives us the possibility for the second. Now since it looks like the second isn't going to happen, CERN has contingency plans, like the CNGS which found out that Neutrinos may be able to go FTL, which is going to cause at least some major rewrites to past theories.

[Kandorith]

Everyone knows it's the fault of communism, even the Egyptian pantheon was communistic!

Like that?

and I always wondered why people linked the Chinese languages with "Ching chon"

Chong is a sound that exists in the Chinese languages I know... but Ching I have never heard... =/

Really?
Qing Dynasty
Yi-Ching
I never heard the word chong it is an odd combination.
I don't thing Qong exists either.

I said SOUND, not word as in what could remotely sound to people as.

And erm chǎng, qiáng and chuāng *cough*

Hmm perhaps there might be people thinking qiáng sounds like ching... heh silly people.

And I hope you DO know that Qing and Ching are PRONOUNCED differently?

[The Aryan Nations]

Do you think there is One True God Particle, or do you think there is a pantheon of god particles out there? And if the latter, do you think the God Particle of Thunder has a tiny little hammer?

Pssh. its obvious that its the Panthaeon. impossible for there to be only one of any given particle.

[The Aryan Nations]

Really?
Qing Dynasty
Yi-Ching
I never heard the word chong it is an odd combination.
I don't thing Qong exists either.

I said SOUND, not word as in what could remotely sound to people as.

And erm chǎng, qiáng and chuāng *cough*

Hmm perhaps there might be people thinking qiáng sounds like ching... heh silly people.

And I hope you DO know that Qing and Ching are PRONOUNCED differently?

ching chang chong, gonna get that, sing my song...[/rucka rucka ali]