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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:13 pm
by The Parkus Empire
Alcohol.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:13 pm
by Chaos Crescent
Husky or others closely resembling wolves also chihuahuas.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:13 pm
by 1000 Cats
Trollgaard wrote:
Pope Joan wrote:My first dog was a beautiful cocker spaniel. Neighbor boys decided it would be good sport to shoot her through the chest with an arrow.

If I got a dog (it's always been the wife or kids who got them, and they often chose badly) I'd like a King Charles Spaniel. Bright, clean, obedient, and gorgeous.

http://thechurchofchrismartin.com/images/spaniel.jpg


What the hell? Why would they kill your dog? Did they go to juvenile detention or get punished at all for that?

Probably not. Likely just a fine if anything. Because if you're a fucking psychopath, we'd rather you take it out on animals rather than people. I've heard tons of horror stories. People get incensed, write blogs and blogs about how these animal abusers are horrendous people, but oh hey, they've been fined a few hundred dollars, so I guess justice was served.

Pessimistic? You're damn right I am.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:13 pm
by Faith Hope Charity
Cats are the pinnacle species on the planet. Dogs... well.. are drooling buffoons.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:17 pm
by Threlizdun
Faith Hope Charity wrote:Cats are the pinnacle species on the planet. Dogs... well.. are drooling buffoons.
But adorable, friendly buffoons none the less.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:20 pm
by Francis Fitzgerald
Faith Hope Charity wrote:Cats are the pinnacle species on the planet. Dogs... well.. are drooling buffoons.


Cats remind me of the most hottest girl in class: You constantly have to feed and tolerate their ego, arrogance and vanity. And when all is said and done, the only reward you are given for being the most whipped SOB to ever exist is missionary and maybe head.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:21 pm
by Faith Hope Charity
Francis Fitzgerald wrote:
Faith Hope Charity wrote:Cats are the pinnacle species on the planet. Dogs... well.. are drooling buffoons.


Cats remind me of the most hottest girl in class: You constantly have to feed and tolerate their ego, arrogance and vanity. And when all is said and done, the only reward you are given for being the most whipped SOB to ever exist is missionary and maybe head.


...and why would you expect less from the apex species? Cats have staff... Dogs have masters.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:23 pm
by 1000 Cats
Francis Fitzgerald wrote:
Faith Hope Charity wrote:Cats are the pinnacle species on the planet. Dogs... well.. are drooling buffoons.


Cats remind me of the most hottest girl in class: You constantly have to feed and tolerate their ego, arrogance and vanity. And when all is said and done, the only reward you are given for being the most whipped SOB to ever exist is missionary and maybe head.

But you get a lot of it. :)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:23 pm
by Fatae
Trollgaard wrote:From the list I would pick pit bulls, as they are fantastic. They are so affectionate and wiggly!



I love Pit Bulls. :)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:24 pm
by Terintania
Francis Fitzgerald wrote:
Faith Hope Charity wrote:Cats are the pinnacle species on the planet. Dogs... well.. are drooling buffoons.


Cats remind me of the most hottest girl in class: You constantly have to feed and tolerate their ego, arrogance and vanity. And when all is said and done, the only reward you are given for being the most whipped SOB to ever exist is missionary and maybe head.


Heh. that totaly sounds like my cat. He only cares about you for food and for scratces. Somtimes if you ignore him he'll even bite you. But I love him anyway.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:24 pm
by Francis Fitzgerald
Faith Hope Charity wrote:
Francis Fitzgerald wrote:
Cats remind me of the most hottest girl in class: You constantly have to feed and tolerate their ego, arrogance and vanity. And when all is said and done, the only reward you are given for being the most whipped SOB to ever exist is missionary and maybe head.


...and why would you expect less from the apex species? Cats have staff... Dogs have masters.


When I look for a pet, I want one which looks up at me, not casting its eyes down and thereby declaring its superiority.

Otherwise, I'd just hang out with my GF. All. The. Time.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:24 pm
by Threlizdun
1000 Cats wrote:
Francis Fitzgerald wrote:
Cats remind me of the most hottest girl in class: You constantly have to feed and tolerate their ego, arrogance and vanity. And when all is said and done, the only reward you are given for being the most whipped SOB to ever exist is missionary and maybe head.

But you get a lot of it. :)
Oh how thread life has improved since your arrival.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:28 pm
by 1000 Cats
Threlizdun wrote:
1000 Cats wrote:But you get a lot of it. :)
Oh how thread life has improved since your arrival.

Sorry. I knew that was inappropriate, but I really couldn't help myself. :D

Sigged, by the way.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:29 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad
Francis Fitzgerald wrote:When I look for a pet, I want one which looks up at me, not casting its eyes down and thereby declaring its superiority.
Otherwise, I'd just hang out with my GF. All. The. Time.


My cat knows I'm the one who knows how to operate the can opener and therefore the superior in the relationship. We treat each other as equals just as a sign of respect.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:29 pm
by Disco Tetris
My labrador was a very sweet dog, but if I got another one I'd probably get a smaller breed.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:30 pm
by Gilthador
I like mutts best. They are the healthiest, they live longest, and they need the most love.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:34 pm
by Wazkyraque
The one on Nana's flag.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:39 pm
by Death-Magnavox
Ranbo wrote:Dogs are a man's best friend. There is no doubt about that. The thing is, there are about a million different types of dogs out there. What breed do you like the most?

I, for one, love Jack Russells. They are so small, cute, and just plain adorable. I have 2 and they are super aedile, and cool. Of course, my friends love terriers and Great Danes and all of those ones.

What's yours?


I like borshit,and the siberian husky,because i am a russian.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:50 pm
by Pope Joan
Trollgaard wrote:
Pope Joan wrote:My first dog was a beautiful cocker spaniel. Neighbor boys decided it would be good sport to shoot her through the chest with an arrow.

If I got a dog (it's always been the wife or kids who got them, and they often chose badly) I'd like a King Charles Spaniel. Bright, clean, obedient, and gorgeous.

http://thechurchofchrismartin.com/images/spaniel.jpg


What the hell? Why would they kill your dog? Did they go to juvenile detention or get punished at all for that?


Made dad refused to do anything about it.

The ringleader's kid was the son of a big client of his.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:23 pm
by Greater Miami Shores
Image
German Shepherd Dogs. :)
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:26 pm
by Hippostania
Golden retrievers <3

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:31 pm
by Glasgia
I'm a cat person. They taste better.

Seriously, Huskies. Alsatians and Retrievers/Labradors are great too.

Thinking of making Glasgia have a sled division.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:32 pm
by Senestrum
Australian Cattle Dog. Really smart dogs.

Of course, you have to be active if you have one. If you aren't very active, they will make you be active.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:33 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad
Senestrum wrote:Australian Cattle Dog. Really smart dogs.

Of course, you have to be active if you have one. If you aren't very active, they will make you be active.


This leads to a funny mental picture of one cattle dog having several humans pull his sled while shouting 'mush'.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:39 pm
by Terintania
Senestrum wrote:Australian Cattle Dog. Really smart dogs.

Of course, you have to be active if you have one. If you aren't very active, they will make you be active.


Austrilian cattle dog? Is that like an austrilian shepard? I have one of those, and I totaly agree that they will make you active. Mine used to run laps around our yard. He's been kinda sick lately and yet he still loves to play <3