Post Rapture Roll Call

[SaintB]

So we all know that the rapture was yesterday at about 6pm Eastern time so just to be sure that none of the 200 million people who went body and soul into heaven weren't posters on NSG I decided we should do a quick roll call.

If you are still here on earth please confirm that you are... if you're posting from Heaven just make sure to make a note that you have been raptured or something.


SaintB is still here.

[Risottia]

So we all know that the rapture was yesterday at about 6pm Eastern time so just to be sure that none of the 200 million people who went body and soul into heaven weren't posters on NSG I decided we should do a quick roll call.

If you are still here on earth please confirm that you are... if you're posting from Heaven just make sure to make a note that you have been raptured or something.


SaintB is still here.

Risottia still here.

Actually, yesterday a bearded spirited-eyed weirdo in sandals and a towel knocked at my door and started blabbering something in a weird language while pointing at the sky. I gave him half a litre of beer, a pack of mixed nuts, and wished him good luck. I didn't see a thumb, but he already had a towel, so I guess he was ready for his trip.

[Big Jim P]

Big Jim P, present and accounted for. No real surprise there though.

[SaintB]

So we all know that the rapture was yesterday at about 6pm Eastern time so just to be sure that none of the 200 million people who went body and soul into heaven weren't posters on NSG I decided we should do a quick roll call.

If you are still here on earth please confirm that you are... if you're posting from Heaven just make sure to make a note that you have been raptured or something.


SaintB is still here.

Risottia still here.

Actually, yesterday a bearded spirited-eyed weirdo in sandals and a towel knocked at my door and started blabbering something in a weird language while pointing at the sky. I gave him half a litre of beer, a pack of mixed nuts, and wished him good luck. I didn't see a thumb, but he already had a towel, so I guess he was ready for his trip.

Something similar happened to me... but I just told him I was sorry but I already had plans; I was eating pizza and playing LA Niore and had stuff to do on MineCraft.

[SaintB]

Big Jim P, present and accounted for. No real surprise there though.

We ALL knew you weren't going anywhere

[Big Jim P]

Big Jim P, present and accounted for. No real surprise there though.

We ALL knew you weren't going anywhere

Well, at least not ^that way.

[Greater Tezdrian]

GT sill present and accounted for. Not a big surprise however.

[Keronians]

Keronians still here.

And I would just like to say:

The mind-boggling earthquake of an enormous magnitude of 0 on the Richter Scale has caused the tragic loss of 0 people thus far.

I would like to congratulate the 0 people who have now reached Heaven, and sit down here in fear alongside the remaining 6,920,000,992 people still on Earth.

I sincerely hope that we will able to rebuild the non-existent amount of infrastructure that has been destroyed.

Truly, it is a calamity.

[Risottia]

I sincerely hope that we will able to rebuild the non-existent amount of infrastructure that has been destroyed.

Truly, it is a calamity.

Damn, I was hoping for a fat governmental rebuilding contract.

[Georgism]

Still here.

[Big Jim P]

I sincerely hope that we will able to rebuild the non-existent amount of infrastructure that has been destroyed.

Truly, it is a calamity.

Damn, I was hoping for a fat governmental rebuilding contract.

You can still get one. Most governments are that corrupt and/or stupid.

[Sun Aut Ex]

Still here, as expected. My mum's a pretty good Catholic, so I used her as my Rapture litmus test; when she was still here when I went to bed, I knew the event was a dud.

[Big Jim P]

Still here, as expected. My mum's a pretty good Catholic, so I used her as my Rapture litmus test; when she was still here when I went to bed, I knew the event was a dud.

Maybe not. What if god erased all memories of the existence of his chosen? They are gone, but we will never know they were even here.

[Kulverint]

Kulverint still here.

[Siorafrica]

Sioraf is present.

[Yuritja]

I'm not here guys.

[Sun Aut Ex]

Maybe not. What if god erased all memories of the existence of his chosen? They are gone, but we will never know they were even here.

... How does that work?

[Risottia]

I'm not here guys.

Oh crap, they have free WiFi in Heaven. Or whatever it is.

[New Freedomstan]

Present and accounted for, sah.

Although, I'd be here even if the rapture happened. Unless God/Allah is of the forgiving sort.

[Baltenstein]

Still here, as expected. My mum's a pretty good Catholic, so I used her as my Rapture litmus test; when she was still here when I went to bed, I knew the event was a dud.

The Catholic Church is the whore of Babylon by the way - don't rely on that litmus test when the Rapture happens FOR REAL at the next prediction date.

[Zeth Rekia]

KIA - Currently posting from the flaming depths of hell.

[Angleter]

Still here, as expected. My mum's a pretty good Catholic, so I used her as my Rapture litmus test; when she was still here when I went to bed, I knew the event was a dud.

Papists like your mother and myself were doomed anyway for worshipping a German cleric and the Virgin Mary instead of being Bible-believing Protestants, so that test was irrelevant. Hence I'm also still here.

[Forlon]

I'm here physically...mentally is debatable.

[Big Jim P]

Maybe not. What if god erased all memories of the existence of his chosen? They are gone, but we will never know they were even here.

... How does that work?

Self explanatory: God raptured his chosen, then erased all memory of their existence in the rest of us. Thus we do not remember them, nor do we remember that they ever existed.

[Big Jim P]

KIA - Currently posting from the flaming depths of hell.

I thought I saw you in the newcomers waiting room. You should have looked me up. I could have gotten you the four-star suite.