I personally like this description of a dream I found in Game Informer magazine. I don't think it was ACTUALLY a dream, rather an account of real events, but was so bizarre to the author's eyes (mine as well) that it could have been a dream.
Matt Helgeson, GI Senior Associate Editor wrote:I had the weirdest dream once. There was this thing called the N-Gage--a cell phone that played games-but to use it you had to hold it to your head like you were talking into a plastic taco. Suddenly I was at an E3 press conference and all these breakdancers came out and performed mobile game themed slam poetry. Then a bunch of Scandinavian executives came and talked about how Nokia (Nokia! As if!) was going to dominate video games in the future. They sort of sounded like Goldmember. Oh, and John Romero said something! But nobody in the dream cared. Then this girl came out, danced around, and took off her shirt to reveal a "$299" painted on her belly. In the dream nobody clapped or said anything because it was all too bizarre. They didn't know what to say.
Disclaimer: As Generalites aren't licensed psychoanalytic dream interpreters, it wouldn't be wise to take advice drawn from conclusions based on speculations about your dreams. In other words, if someone thinks a dream about where your boss is a goat means that you should quit your job, please don't blame that "someone," me, representatives of NationStates, Max Barry, or anyone else but yourself if you take their advice and end up as a miserable, penniless bum. Thank you.