All Things Frozen (Frozen Discussion Thread)

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

Well how's this one?

Hans would crush the Chinese Empire.

[United Russian Soviet States]

The interesting thing about director Jennifer Lee is that she is a singled divorce mother.

[Reploid Productions]

The interesting thing about director Jennifer Lee is that she is a singled divorce mother.

You mean like, oh, probably several hundred thousand other people out there? Not exactly anything earth-shattering or remotely interesting about it.

[Caribica]

Well how's this one?

Hans would crush the Chinese Empire.

In the immortal words of Bunkerlange, no.

[The Dragon Realms Empire]

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Well how's this one?

Hans would crush the Chinese Empire.

Zhuge Liang, Sima Yi, Guo Jia, Lu Xun, and Zhou Yu were better strategists than Hans coild ever hope to be.
Oh, not to mention, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, or Sun Quan would make a much better ruler.

[Caribica]

Hans would crush the Chinese Empire.

Zhuge Liang, Sima Yi, Guo Jia, Lu Xun, and Zhou Yu were better strategists than Hans coild ever hope to be.
Oh, not to mention, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, or Sun Quan would make a much better ruler.

I can honestly confess that I don't know any of those names but I still agree, you obviously know more about those than me.

[Genivaria]

Well how's this one?

Hans would crush the Chinese Empire.

We can always rely on you to say things that are batshit crazy.

[Caribica]

Another nice frozen joke I think Bunk will appreciate

[United Russian Soviet States]

The interesting thing about director Jennifer Lee is that she is a singled divorce mother.

You mean like, oh, probably several hundred thousand other people out there? Not exactly anything earth-shattering or remotely interesting about it.

She was able to direct such a movie. That is why it is interesting.

[Bunkeranlage II]

Another nice frozen joke I think Bunk will appreciate

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IT'S RAAAAOOOOOOOUUUUUUUWWWWWWW!!!

[The Dragon Realms Empire]

You mean like, oh, probably several hundred thousand other people out there? Not exactly anything earth-shattering or remotely interesting about it.

She was able to direct such a movie. That is why it is interesting.

And we care why?

[United Russian Soviet States]

She was able to direct such a movie. That is why it is interesting.

And we care why?

She made a wicked movie.

[The Dragon Realms Empire]

And we care why?

She made a wicked movie.

Your definition of wicked differs from ours, and I fairly certain that we disagree with you on whether or not Frozen is "wicked".
So again, why do we care?

[United Russian Soviet States]

She made a wicked movie.

Your definition of wicked differs from ours, and I fairly certain that we disagree with you on whether or not Frozen is "wicked".
So again, why do we care?

I wonder why a single mother who has probably gone through hardships in life would put Illuminati/occult symbolism in her film.

[Oceasian Scandinavia]

Your definition of wicked differs from ours, and I fairly certain that we disagree with you on whether or not Frozen is "wicked".
So again, why do we care?

I wonder why a single mother who has probably gone through hardships in life would put Illuminati/occult symbolism in her film.

Maybe because there is no Illuminati symbolism in the movie.

[Bunkeranlage II]

Your definition of wicked differs from ours, and I fairly certain that we disagree with you on whether or not Frozen is "wicked".
So again, why do we care?

I wonder why a single mother who has probably gone through hardships in life would put Illuminati/occult symbolism in her film.

No.

[Caribica]

Enough about Hans, let's look at some Elsa stuff.

[The Dragon Realms Empire]

Enough about Hans, let's look at some Elsa stuff.
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The one thing I hate about pausing Disney movies; horrible facial expressions.
Although, that one wasn't as bad.

Anna:"So... I see you built a snowman without me..."

[The Dragon Realms Empire]

Your definition of wicked differs from ours, and I fairly certain that we disagree with you on whether or not Frozen is "wicked".
So again, why do we care?

I wonder why a single mother who has probably gone through hardships in life would put Illuminati/occult symbolism in her film.

Have you noticed how you seem to be the only one who notices this symbolism?

[Caribica]

I wonder why a single mother who has probably gone through hardships in life would put Illuminati/occult symbolism in her film.

Have you noticed how you seem to be the only one who notices this symbolism?

DRE is right, there is no f*cking illuminaty and they will not be coming to conquer the world in black helicopters, seriously you're annoying all of us.

[United Russian Soviet States]

Enough about Hans, let's look at some Elsa stuff.
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I would be upset if I was Anna.

I wonder why a single mother who has probably gone through hardships in life would put Illuminati/occult symbolism in her film.

Have you noticed how you seem to be the only one who notices this symbolism?

I got the information from someone else.

[Caribica]

Enough about Hans, let's look at some Elsa stuff.
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I would be upset if I was Anna.

Have you noticed how you seem to be the only one who notices this symbolism?

I got the information from someone else.

Well then stop listening to "someone else".

[United Russian Soviet States]

Would Kristoff ever go crazy being around Elsa's magic? I could see that happening.

[Caribica]

Would Kristoff ever go crazy being around Elsa's magic? I could see that happening.

Crazy because she could literally make him an ice baron.

[United Russian Soviet States]

Would Kristoff ever go crazy being around Elsa's magic? I could see that happening.

Crazy because she could literally make him an ice baron.

Would he ever accuse Elsa of trying to subliminally indoctrinate him using the occult?