Golden Oak Library: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

[Ximea]

If you compare Princess Cadence and Shining Armor to Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor, you'll find the latter has waaaaaay more smut.


I am not sure what to think of this...

Wh-what does that have to do with anything?

It shows that people who draw horse porn are more likely to draw incestuous horse porn than they are to draw horse porn taking place within a marital relationship.

Further research is required to determine whether this trend can be generalized to people who draw human porn, or whether it is specific to people who draw horse porn.

[Krazakistan]

If you compare Princess Cadence and Shining Armor to Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor, you'll find the latter has waaaaaay more smut.


I am not sure what to think of this...

Wh-what does that have to do with anything?

I have no idea.


Human Vinyl.
Human Octavia.

[Blasveck]

You had to at least enjoy the song. It was pretty addictive.

I'm fairly certain Ameri hates the songs more than anything else, and without fail.

Well that's....odd.

The songs make up a good portion of the show.

[Ameriganastan]

I have high hopes about tomorrows episode. Mostly cause nothing could be as bad as the previous episode.

You had to at least enjoy the song. It was pretty addictive.

...You really are new here, aren't you?

[Sinovet]

I'm fairly certain Ameri hates the songs more than anything else, and without fail.

Well that's....odd.

The songs make up a good portion of the show.

Ameri doesn't care.

[Krazakistan]

Wat.
Derpy has found: Muffin!
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
She cleans them with....wubs.
A contest we will see
We have to change our approach?
Okay...this is kinda cute
A for effort
Sacrificial chicken
Yes. All of my yes.

[Blasveck]

You had to at least enjoy the song. It was pretty addictive.

...You really are new here, aren't you?

I wouldn't really be able to tell either way.

[Sinovet]

Sacrificial chicken

God dammit Pinkie! Stop it!
Stop being so adorable! I cant...handle it...I'm gonna go lie down.

[Wisconsin9]

...You really are new here, aren't you?

I wouldn't really be able to tell either way.

A good rule of thumb is that if it exists and isn't Fluttershy, Ameri hates it.

[Ameriganastan]

...You really are new here, aren't you?

I wouldn't really be able to tell either way.

Well, to put it simply, I despise the music from this show. All of it. Hell, I've been watching for almost three years and I've never even heard the theme song.

[Blasveck]

I wouldn't really be able to tell either way.

A good rule of thumb is that if it exists and isn't Fluttershy, Ameri hates it.

Good to know.

Anything else I should be aware of?

[Sinovet]

I wouldn't really be able to tell either way.

A good rule of thumb is that if it exists and isn't Fluttershy, Ameri hates it.

Pretty much. Although, in some cases, I think his hatred might be tainted with a significant impurity of weapons grade apathy.

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I wouldn't really be able to tell either way.

Well, to put it simply, I despise the music from this show. All of it. Hell, I've been watching for almost three years and I've never even heard the theme song.

That isn't saying much. I cant handle it either.

[Wisconsin9]

I wouldn't really be able to tell either way.

Well, to put it simply, I despise the music from this show. All of it. Hell, I've been watching for almost three years and I've never even heard the theme song.

Not missing much there.

A good rule of thumb is that if it exists and isn't Fluttershy, Ameri hates it.

Good to know.

Anything else I should be aware of?

Nobody uses fire without my permission, smut is distributed by TG to those who ask for it, and Wil maintains the Official Waifu List.

[Xiscapia]

Is "nopants" a tag on Derpibooru or something?

Bottomless is, actually.

Excellent.

The Age of Nog appears to be ending. To all of you who changed your flag to that silly piece of art: Thank you. It means more than you think.

It was silly, but it was also funny, adorable and Christmas-related, so that made it more than worth it in my book. Thanks for making it. ^^

Right click and save your flag.

OK, I admit it, that should have been really fucking obvious.

WHO'S A SILLY PONY?

YOU'RE A SILLY PONY!

WHO IS?

YOU IS.

WISSY-JACK.

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The amount of newfriends in the thread continues to be too damned high.

[Blasveck]

I wouldn't really be able to tell either way.

Well, to put it simply, I despise the music from this show. All of it. Hell, I've been watching for almost three years and I've never even heard the theme song.

Everyone hates the theme song.

Well if you don't enjoy the music, that's fine, I guess.

It's just odd to dislike an element of the show that's so integral to it as a whole. At least, from my perspective it is.

[Ameriganastan]

I wouldn't really be able to tell either way.

A good rule of thumb is that if it exists and isn't Fluttershy, Ameri hates it.

Hmm...I like that.

[Ameriganastan]

Well, to put it simply, I despise the music from this show. All of it. Hell, I've been watching for almost three years and I've never even heard the theme song.

Everyone hates the theme song.

Well if you don't enjoy the music, that's fine, I guess.

It's just odd to dislike an element of the show that's so integral to it as a whole. At least, from my perspective it is.

Twilight is integral too. Doesn't stop me from hating her.

[Orangi]

Weren't they? And some were oddly specific.

Reminds me. I feel bad that the likes of the princesses and Shining Armor generally rated higher than Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy for me but such is life.

Shining Armour is rated higher than Twilight?
ouch.

Well, Twilight just kinda'... Bores me. Always had. I adore Tara Strong but Twilight is several levels of, "Eh, okay." to me.

Wh-what does that have to do with anything?

It shows that people who draw horse porn are more likely to draw incestuous horse porn than they are to draw horse porn taking place within a marital relationship.

Further research is required to determine whether this trend can be generalized to people who draw human porn, or whether it is specific to people who draw horse porn.

I guess married couples are R34 artist's Twilight Sparkle. Kinda meh, other stuff is more interesting? Idk.

Human Vinyl.

Diggin. That.

She cleans them with....wubs.

Best way to clean.

I wouldn't really be able to tell either way.

A good rule of thumb is that if it exists and isn't Fluttershy, Ameri hates it.

There is an exception. he hates flutterbat too.

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Also, I don't hate the theme song. Why? I hear it, it's time for ponies.

[Sinovet]

Good to know.

Anything else I should be aware of?

Nobody uses fire without my permission, smut is distributed by TG to those who ask for it, and Wil maintains the Official Waifu List.

And nothing I Sine does surprises anyone because weird. And the Sine enjoys referring to himself in the third person because fun. Also Sine is made up of multiple sub-personalities which I like to isolate and personify as if I were not one person but a collective of person-fragments. And Sine is a machine.

[Blasveck]

Everyone hates the theme song.

Well if you don't enjoy the music, that's fine, I guess.

It's just odd to dislike an element of the show that's so integral to it as a whole. At least, from my perspective it is.

Twilight is integral too. Doesn't stop me from hating her.

So you watch the show pretty much because of Fluttershy?

[Wisconsin9]

A good rule of thumb is that if it exists and isn't Fluttershy, Ameri hates it.

There is an exception. he hates flutterbat too.

He doesn't consider Flutterbat and Fluttershy the same thing.

[Ameriganastan]

Twilight is integral too. Doesn't stop me from hating her.

So you watch the show pretty much because of Fluttershy?

Bingo. True story. I was within a hairs breadth of dropping this show during the first episode. Then all of a sudden, "Hey, this yellow Pegasus is adorable."

And here I am.

[Orangi]

There is an exception. he hates flutterbat too.

He doesn't consider Flutterbat and Fluttershy the same thing.

Of course not...

So you watch the show pretty much because of Fluttershy?

Bingo. True story. I was within a hairs breadth of dropping this show during the first episode. Then all of a sudden, "Hey, this yellow Pegasus is adorable."

And here I am.

And here we are.

Listening to him complain everything that isn't cutehorse.

[Sinovet]

So you watch the show pretty much because of Fluttershy?

Bingo. True story. I was within a hairs breadth of dropping this show during the first episode. Then all of a sudden, "Hey, this yellow Pegasus is adorable."

And here I am.

That is more than what happened in my crowded head during the first episode. And by that I mean it is more than jack sh*t.
This is exactly what Sine was thinking until the end of "Ticket Master", at which point this occurred, and I though "This aint half bad". I only concluded I liked the show until the middle of the Gala episode. I am slow like that.

[Ameriganastan]

Bingo. True story. I was within a hairs breadth of dropping this show during the first episode. Then all of a sudden, "Hey, this yellow Pegasus is adorable."

And here I am.

And here we are.

Listening to him complain everything that isn't cutehorse.

You know you'd be bored without me.

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Speaking of Fluttershy...