SKYRIM!!

[Blouman Empire]

One thing that bothers me that if Skyrim is supposed to be (inspired by) Fenno-Scandia/Scandinavia, why there is so much tundra and so little trackless forests?

It varies from Hold to Hold really.

The one from the man. I am to steal it off him and plant it one another guy. I can get names next time I am on.

That's not the one you're supposed to get. You have to go to the back of the argonian's stand, break into it, then crack open its safe take the named ring. And plant that on the elf.

Oh, thanks was wondering why it wasn't working.

[Blouman Empire]

The Dwemer existed during the Dragon War.

No, but a return of them to Tamriel, and they attempt to claim their own Empire. Like you get an option where you can help or defend a hold under their attack. Or maybe the Thalmor attempt to destroy them, only to be wiped out by their mechanized army.

I always wondered why Thalmor weren't attacked by the Dwemer machines.

[AETEN II]

No, but a return of them to Tamriel, and they attempt to claim their own Empire. Like you get an option where you can help or defend a hold under their attack. Or maybe the Thalmor attempt to destroy them, only to be wiped out by their mechanized army.

I always wondered why Thalmor weren't attacked by the Dwemer machines.

Because they'd be wiped out, and we would have no Elf Nazis.

Seriously, I fucking hate the Thalmor. Tis why I never make Altmer. Dunmer FTW, as they make awesome vampires as they cancel out the fire weakness.

[Imperial isa]

Which game do people like the look of Dwemer armour from ?

Skryrim for me

[AETEN II]

Which game do people like the look of Dwemer armour from ?

Skryrim for me

Skyrim, badass Greco-Roman stylized armor that makes you feel like you're the hero in an Epic. The design overall kicks ass. As for previous games, it was weird. Oblivion Dwemer armor looks like something from Silent Hill.

[Vareiln]

I always wondered why Thalmor weren't attacked by the Dwemer machines.

Because they'd be wiped out, and we would have no Elf Nazis.

Seriously, I fucking hate the Thalmor. Tis why I never make Altmer. Dunmer FTW, as they make awesome vampires as they cancel out the fire weakness.

I made an Altmer Stormcloak.
'Twas hilarious.
Anyways, the Thalmor's plans seem to revolve around erasing existence by canceling out Lorkhan's deception, thus freeing their souls to return to Aetherius. While it's selfish, and quite twisted, I can't really blame them.

[AETEN II]

Because they'd be wiped out, and we would have no Elf Nazis.

Seriously, I fucking hate the Thalmor. Tis why I never make Altmer. Dunmer FTW, as they make awesome vampires as they cancel out the fire weakness.

I made an Altmer Stormcloak.
'Twas hilarious.
Anyways, the Thalmor's plans seem to revolve around erasing existence by canceling out Lorkhan's deception, thus freeing their souls to return to Aetherius. While it's selfish, and quite twisted, I can't really blame them.

The fuck? How did you game not immediately crash from dividing by zero?

[Vareiln]

I made an Altmer Stormcloak.
'Twas hilarious.
Anyways, the Thalmor's plans seem to revolve around erasing existence by canceling out Lorkhan's deception, thus freeing their souls to return to Aetherius. While it's selfish, and quite twisted, I can't really blame them.

The fuck? How did you game not immediately crash from dividing by zero?

Because I actually had him attack every Thalmor he came across. I sort of RP him as a rogue who is not on good terms with the Aldmeri Dominion after committing several crimes there.

[AETEN II]

The fuck? How did you game not immediately crash from dividing by zero?

Because I actually had him attack every Thalmor he came across. I sort of RP him as a rogue who is not on good terms with the Aldmeri Dominion after committing several crimes there.

Whenever I do RP stuff in Skyrim, I just make my guy something like the Punisher/Deadpool. I run around in Nightingale armor kill every bandit in existence.
I really wish they would expand on the Civil War though. I always breeze through it in a couple hours. My sword ends up on being such a stupidly high level (seventy damage or so) as I pour perks in there. So I get one hit kills on most enemies.

[Vareiln]

Because I actually had him attack every Thalmor he came across. I sort of RP him as a rogue who is not on good terms with the Aldmeri Dominion after committing several crimes there.

Whenever I do RP stuff in Skyrim, I just make my guy something like the Punisher/Deadpool. I run around in Nightingale armor kill every bandit in existence.
I really wish they would expand on the Civil War though. I always breeze through it in a couple hours. My sword ends up on being such a stupidly high level (seventy damage or so) as I pour perks in there. So I get one hit kills on most enemies.

Yeah, it should have been longer, and far more complex, with a lot more branching storylines, and more possible endings.

[AETEN II]

Whenever I do RP stuff in Skyrim, I just make my guy something like the Punisher/Deadpool. I run around in Nightingale armor kill every bandit in existence.
I really wish they would expand on the Civil War though. I always breeze through it in a couple hours. My sword ends up on being such a stupidly high level (seventy damage or so) as I pour perks in there. So I get one hit kills on most enemies.

Yeah, it should have been longer, and far more complex, with a lot more branching storylines, and more possible endings.

I now typically do it before I even learn the shouts. If I learn the shouts, I pone all teh peoplez. And the 'battle' with Ulfric was anticlimactic as shit.

[Nude East Ireland]

My sword ends up on being such a stupidly high level (seventy damage or so) as I pour perks in there. So I get one hit kills on most enemies.

I hit things with my fists. Killed Alduin with my fists, conquered the Stormcloaks with my fists, and also drowned the Emperor with my fists.

I also slept in the Emperor's bed, had some nice mead in the morning, and then went for a nice swim. His ship is now my private summer home. Well, my early summer home. my late summer home is in Riften. My mid-summer home is the Black-Briar Retreat I took over outside of Riften. I also took over a fort west of Whiterun, which I use as my headquarters for my private babysitting business.

Basically, I get letters from parents and go to villages to put their kids into place. Usually, I end up beating them with my fists. The parents don't enjoy it too much, but I do get my money.

[Vareiln]

Yeah, it should have been longer, and far more complex, with a lot more branching storylines, and more possible endings.

I now typically do it before I even learn the shouts. If I learn the shouts, I pone all teh peoplez. And the 'battle' with Ulfric was anticlimactic as shit.

As a Nord, he should have put up a better fight(Indeed, all Nords in that game should have been difficult battles compared to the other races)

[Yolem]

FUS ROH DAH.... oh i jsut have to say that... lolz

[Vareiln]

FUS ROH DAH.... oh i jsut have to say that... lolz

Raan Mir Tah.
Now all my animal friends will kill you.

[Yolem]

FUS ROH DAH.... oh i jsut have to say that... lolz

Raan Mir Tah.
Now all my animal friends will kill you.

ooooooo what a cutie lil ........ OUCH!.. don't bite me!!! ........ **runs and hides**

[AETEN II]

My sword ends up on being such a stupidly high level (seventy damage or so) as I pour perks in there. So I get one hit kills on most enemies.

I hit things with my fists. Killed Alduin with my fists, conquered the Stormcloaks with my fists, and also drowned the Emperor with my fists.

I also slept in the Emperor's bed, had some nice mead in the morning, and then went for a nice swim. His ship is now my private summer home. Well, my early summer home. my late summer home is in Riften. My mid-summer home is the Black-Briar Retreat I took over outside of Riften. I also took over a fort west of Whiterun, which I use as my headquarters for my private babysitting business.

Basically, I get letters from parents and go to villages to put their kids into place. Usually, I end up beating them with my fists. The parents don't enjoy it too much, but I do get my money.

Bitch please, my main character is so powerful that he'd be able to defeat Cthulhu in a couple seconds.
Also, I love that shout where you summon the undead dragon, as the undead dragon then summons a Draugr Death Overlord to help you out. Really helpful on maximum difficulty.

[Blouman Empire]

I always wondered why Thalmor weren't attacked by the Dwemer machines.

Because they'd be wiped out, and we would have no Elf Nazis.

Seriously, I fucking hate the Thalmor. Tis why I never make Altmer. Dunmer FTW, as they make awesome vampires as they cancel out the fire weakness.

Only in the Dwemer runis, but it really doesn't follow the story then, unless they have an explanation as to why the Thalmor are immune. Something to do with the eyes perhaps

[Blouman Empire]

Also, I love that shout where you summon the undead dragon, as the undead dragon then summons a Draugr Death Overlord to help you out. Really helpful on maximum difficulty.

I need that shout

[Vareiln]

From the publishers of The Lusty Argonian Maid.

[The Corparation]

From the publishers of The Lusty Argonian Maid.

Nice.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

From the publishers of The Lusty Argonian Maid.

Oh god why XD

[Nude East Ireland]

I hope that there is a mod that opens up more species to let you play as. Nords and Dunmer are fine, but imagine that Alduin comes down to Helgen, and finds a Bear with the power of the Thuum.

[Lazssia]

From the publishers of The Lusty Argonian Maid.

[Nude East Ireland]

Vareiln, I really want to use that as my next flag. >.>

*patiently waits until you change yours*