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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 1:32 pm
by NeuPolska
Corrian wrote:Apparently those of us who like metal are against having children :P

Not me :p

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 1:38 pm
by Impaled Nazarene
NeuPolska wrote:
Corrian wrote:Apparently those of us who like metal are against having children :P

Not me :p

Heresy

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 1:41 pm
by Kiaculta
Impaled Nazarene wrote:
NeuPolska wrote:Not me :p

Heresy


You still haven't explained why Reinkaos is apparently so awful.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 1:55 pm
by Cosumar
Kiaculta wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Heresy


You still haven't explained why Reinkaos is apparently so awful.

It's not awful it's just average. And when compared to Dissection's first two opuses, average looks worse than it really is.

NeuPolska wrote:
Corrian wrote:Apparently those of us who like metal are against having children :P

Not me :p

Me neither. I actually want children someday. Gotta spread my superior genome :ugeek:

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 2:01 pm
by Kiaculta
Cosumar wrote:
Kiaculta wrote:
You still haven't explained why Reinkaos is apparently so awful.

It's not awful it's just average. And when compared to Dissection's first two opuses, average looks worse than it really is.

NeuPolska wrote:Not me :p

Me neither. I actually want children someday. Gotta spread my superior genome :ugeek:


I know you were sarcastic but that's a very Varg thing to say. Funny thing is, he sounds more like a Christian conservative at times.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 2:31 pm
by Kar-Esseria
Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:
Never have children.

Seriously.

Don't even adopt them.

Just stay away from children in general.

I feel the same about you
Varg would be a better father than you and he already has kids


No, see, I'm actually very good with children. Not only that, but it's one of my life goals to have some.

Besides that, I'd be a better parent than either my sister or her asshole husband (who is also slowly turning her into an asshole too), and they have 3 kids.

Kiaculta wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:Vocals in other languages are still intelligible to someone, and can easily be understood by anyone if they learn or already know the language.

Growling is just gibberish. There's no possible way they could be producing words with that crap, they're just making noises and making up some bullshit lyrics to go with them. Sometimes they actually are saying something, because there are some death growls that can be heard as words, like Amon Amarth, but in most cases it's just gibberish. Even black metal shrieking, as annoying as it is, can be understood as words.

I think singers in general are being wasted if all they do is growl or shriek.


We get it again, you don't really like metal unless it fits your definition. Half of the time you have the mentality of a 12 year old, and the other half you have the mentality of a 62 year old.

Impaled Nazarene wrote:I feel the same about you
Varg would be a better father than you and he already has kids


I will never have children. That won't stop me from offering them Pentagram Cookies on Halloween because BLACK METAL IST KRIEG.


No, I don't like metal with shitty vocals.

Corrian wrote:Apparently those of us who like metal are against having children :P


Quick, make half of China and India's population metalheads, it'll solve their overpopulation issue! :lol:

Kiaculta wrote:
Cosumar wrote:It's not awful it's just average. And when compared to Dissection's first two opuses, average looks worse than it really is.


Me neither. I actually want children someday. Gotta spread my superior genome :ugeek:


I know you were sarcastic but that's a very Varg thing to say. Funny thing is, he sounds more like a Christian conservative at times.


Fundamentalists all sound the same, regardless of their religion.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 2:44 pm
by Ameriganastan
Kar-Esseria wrote:

Related.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 2:44 pm
by Kiaculta
Kar-Esseria wrote:I don't like metal with shitty vocals.


So you DON'T like Five Finger Death Punch, Asking Alexandria, Bring Me The Horizon, Bullet For My Valentine, Breaking Benjamin, and Limp Bizkit?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 3:06 pm
by Impaled Nazarene
Cosumar wrote:
Kiaculta wrote:
You still haven't explained why Reinkaos is apparently so awful.

It's not awful it's just average. And when compared to Dissection's first two opuses, average looks worse than it really is.

NeuPolska wrote:Not me :p

Me neither. I actually want children someday. Gotta spread my superior genome :ugeek:

Just because you posses dominant alleles doesn't mean they're desirable

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 3:10 pm
by Ameriganastan
These Annihilator guys aren't bad. Little heavy-handed with the message, but the music is good.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 3:14 pm
by Impaled Nazarene
Ameriganastan wrote:These Annihilator guys aren't bad. Little heavy-handed with the message, but the music is good.

Feast is worth buying

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 3:48 pm
by Impaled Nazarene
Kar have you heard Where The Corpses Sink forever? The vocals are easy to understand. Granted Phantom Ship might be better but Corpses is much more balanced

Speaking of CA would anyone be interested in reading a review on Where The Corpses Sink Forever if i wrote it on the thread?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 3:54 pm
by Hurdegaryp
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Kar have you heard Where The Corpses Sink forever? The vocals are easy to understand. Granted Phantom Ship might be better but Corpses is much more balanced

Speaking of CA would anyone be interested in reading a review on Where The Corpses Sink Forever if i wrote it on the thread?

Maybe, maybe not. We already have several people who burn through whole discographies of established bands as if those were nothing more than fast food menus. And they do not even offer extra fries!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:00 pm
by Bodobol
Kiaculta wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:I don't like metal with shitty vocals.


So you DON'T like Five Finger Death Punch, Asking Alexandria, Bring Me The Horizon, Bullet For My Valentine, Breaking Benjamin, and Limp Bizkit?


FFDP =/= metal
AA =/= metal
BMTH =/= metal
BFMV =/= metal
Breaking Benjamin =/= metal
Limp Bizkit =/= metal

0/6 try again. You got some metalcore bands in there but I don't think that's generally considered metal.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:04 pm
by Kiaculta
Bodobol wrote:
Kiaculta wrote:
So you DON'T like Five Finger Death Punch, Asking Alexandria, Bring Me The Horizon, Bullet For My Valentine, Breaking Benjamin, and Limp Bizkit?


FFDP =/= metal
AA =/= metal
BMTH =/= metal
BFMV =/= metal
Breaking Benjamin =/= metal
Limp Bizkit =/= metal

0/6 try again. You got some metalcore bands in there but I don't think that's generally considered metal.


Metalcore is still metal, whether you like it or not (and I certainly don't)!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:04 pm
by Hurdegaryp
Bodobol wrote:
Kiaculta wrote:
So you DON'T like Five Finger Death Punch, Asking Alexandria, Bring Me The Horizon, Bullet For My Valentine, Breaking Benjamin, and Limp Bizkit?

FFDP =/= metal
AA =/= metal
BMTH =/= metal
BFMV =/= metal
Breaking Benjamin =/= metal
Limp Bizkit =/= metal

0/6 try again. You got some metalcore bands in there but I don't think that's generally considered metal.

Since most of current-day metal would never have come into existence without the prominent influence from punk and hardcore, it is only logical to assume that metalcore, no matter if you like it or not, is actually very much a logical form of metal (and hardcore).

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:26 pm
by Corrian
Kiaculta wrote:That or we end up becoming awesome parents.

That to. I feel like I'd be a decent one if I was, but right now, have little interest. That may change eventually, though. All I know is my kids ain't falling into listening to Justin Bieber (Or that equivalent by then), and they're gonna be rockin' out like me! :P

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:46 pm
by Hurdegaryp
Corrian wrote:
Kiaculta wrote:That or we end up becoming awesome parents.

That to. I feel like I'd be a decent one if I was, but right now, have little interest. That may change eventually, though. All I know is my kids ain't falling into listening to Justin Bieber (Or that equivalent by then), and they're gonna be rockin' out like me! :P

Sooner or later they are going to rebel against you, because that is part of the biological program.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:56 pm
by Corrian
Hurdegaryp wrote:Sooner or later they are going to rebel against you, because that is part of the biological program.

Ugh, now we're just back to me not wanting children :P. I imagine myself having one (Or more like adopting one), but then I imagine the responsibilities and then I'm just like #Single4Life

(By the way, I do hashtags as a mockery of hashtags, if that makes sense)

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 5:52 pm
by Kar-Esseria
Ameriganastan wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:

Related.


+10 for Dio.

Kiaculta wrote:
Kar-Esseria wrote:I don't like metal with shitty vocals.


So you DON'T like Five Finger Death Punch, Asking Alexandria, Bring Me The Horizon, Bullet For My Valentine, Breaking Benjamin, and Limp Bizkit?


None of those have shitty vocals. None. Go away.

5FDP, BMTH, BFMV, and BB especially don't have shitty vocals. AA and LB is up for debate.

Impaled Nazarene wrote:Kar have you heard Where The Corpses Sink forever? The vocals are easy to understand. Granted Phantom Ship might be better but Corpses is much more balanced

Speaking of CA would anyone be interested in reading a review on Where The Corpses Sink Forever if i wrote it on the thread?


Never heard either of them.

Bodobol wrote:
Kiaculta wrote:
So you DON'T like Five Finger Death Punch, Asking Alexandria, Bring Me The Horizon, Bullet For My Valentine, Breaking Benjamin, and Limp Bizkit?


FFDP =/= metal
AA =/= metal
BMTH =/= metal
BFMV =/= metal
Breaking Benjamin =/= metal
Limp Bizkit =/= metal

0/6 try again. You got some metalcore bands in there but I don't think that's generally considered metal.


5FDP = Heavy Metal
AA = Metalcore
BMTH = Metalcore
BFMV = Metalcore
BB = Alternative Metal
Limp Bizkit = Rap Metal

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not metal. Metalcore is metal.

Corrian wrote:ll I know is my kids ain't falling into listening to Justin Bieber (Or that equivalent by then), and they're gonna be rockin' out like me! :P


A-fucking-men to that.

First thing my kids will hear is the hardest of rock and the heaviest of metal. The classics first, then the later stuff. :p

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 5:52 pm
by Kar-Esseria
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 5:55 pm
by Kiaculta
Kar, the heaviest of metal is arguably death metal. Want your kids to listen to that?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:00 pm
by Faschist Deutsch Reich
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Speaking of CA would anyone be interested in reading a review on Where The Corpses Sink Forever if i wrote it on the thread?

I'm interested in the idea. If no one else is too keep on the review being posted in the thread, I would be happy reading it via telegram instead.

On the topic of CA, I still can't decide which album is my favourite. I definitely wouldn't consider TINF (though it is still pretty solid), but their 3 previous albums to me all equally sound just as good. Usually I can make my mind up straight away, but sometimes I really hate having to pick favourites.

Kar-Esseria wrote:

Is this supposed to be funny, or do I just have a have a poor sense of humour? :meh:

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:01 pm
by The republic of Kosh Naranek
Kiaculta wrote:Kar, the heaviest of metal is arguably death metal. Want your kids to listen to that?

I would, if my future husband (If I get one) agrees to adopt a kid.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:06 pm
by Kiaculta
The republic of Kosh Naranek wrote:
Kiaculta wrote:Kar, the heaviest of metal is arguably death metal. Want your kids to listen to that?

I would, if my future husband (If I get one) agrees to adopt a kid.


No kids for me. Ever. I'm going to be that cool uncle that my nieces/nephews like but my brother despises for not "settling down".