Greetings leader,
The purpose of this telegram is to advise you to join the South Pacific region.
Reason #1: They have very beautiful women.
Reason #2: The region is well-defended.
Reason #3: The region is the best ranked out of all the other regions.
If after reading this telegram you still aren't sure about joining the South Pacific, then join The Free Land of Kanuls to receive more information.
Choose wisely! Your humble servant and #1 fan,
Max Barry.
If this IS Max Barry, however... sorry for the misinformation.