Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:15 am
Because sometimes even national leaders just want to hang out
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[violet] wrote:Wow, they just keep coming. I've blocked 25 editions of this thing so far.
A short description should be fine for me to locate them from now on, e.g. "sidebar ad on forum page for Call of Roma with click-for-orgy text".
Socialdemokraterne wrote:Sidebar ad with text reading "Choose your queen, my lord", and another instance with the text "Play with 10,000 pals" (same location).
The Most Glorious Hack wrote:Of course they are. All those orgies and no birth control...
[violet] wrote:Now they've replaced the word "orgy" with "empire!" That's better.
When you get your own site, then you can allow it.Silver Luna Enchantment wrote:Oh boo hoo, stop being such a whiner, that advert is probably PG-13 at most, and there's shit on the internet that's way worse than that.
Silver Luna Enchantment wrote:Oh boo hoo, stop being such a whiner, that advert is probably PG-13 at most, and there's shit on the internet that's way worse than that.