Obvious inspiration.
title: Vexing Vexillology
validity: all
text: It's a beautiful day and you find yourself curiously without anything to do. Nervously, you check the hallway for corrupt politicians demanding tax cuts to distract from their wrong doings, bloodthirsty Violetists demanding human sacrifice, or roving motorcyclist gangs with odd hats. Upon finding the coast clear, you call your secretary to see what far-flung locale you're scheduled to visit, but there's nothing on your schedule. Flummoxed, you decide to kick your feet up and listen to the radio.
option: "This is One Percent Visible, and I'm your host Greek Ares," the broadcaster narrates with soothing music mix in the background. "Municipal flags are often atrociously designed gaudy messes of city seals and ill-conceived symbolism. This scourge of bad flags must be fixed. @@NAME@@ needs a national committee to assure all local flags are simple, use meaningful symbolism, only have a few basic colors, have no words or seals, and are distinctive. It may seem frivolous, but a good flag is a banner for people to rally under to face more important things."
effect: city governments dread a visit from the central government's vexillological police
option: "Is there nothing the central government won't involve itself in?" asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Bureaucratic Reduction, who happened to overhear the broadcast while tenuring @@his@@ resignation. "Cities should manage city affairs and that's that. In fact, the central government should look for all the ways possible to devolve power to local governments. Let the people on the ground make the decisions that matter."
effect: individual cities have begun printing their own city-specific currency at the central government's behest
option: "The only flag we need is the @@DEMONYMADJCTIVE@@ flag!" cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, your overly patriotic cousin dressed in a one-piece, @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ flag emblazoned spandex-suit. "Ban all local flags! People should identify with @@NAME@@ and @@NAME@@ alone. Boosting city or regional identity only kindles counterproductive inter-@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ rivalries that are a detriment to overall cooperation."
effect: the outlawed @@CAPITAL@@ flag is used as symbol of protest against the central government