[DRAFT] Meals, Rarely Edible
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 9:44 am
Title: Meals, Rarely Edible
Issue: The @@NAME@@ army, known for their good combat skills, always had 1 weak point. That weak point is their food rations. Soldiers have severe complaints and want different Meals, Ready to Eat. Soldiers have very little morale in battle because of the rations. A combination of chefs, soldiers and peace protesters have come to your desk to discuss the options.
Validity: Not available for nations with mandatory vegetarianism or without an army.
[option]"These dehydratated meats are really disgusting. No wonder the soldiers are so depressed!" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, chef and owner of a restaurant in @@CAPITAL@@, in an annoyed voice, while spreading said dehydratated meat on a cracker from a MRE. "Why not give these soldiers a gourmet dinner in a can? We could have some traditional eastern @@DENONYMADJECTIVE@@ @@ANIMAL@@ stew, an exotic rice dish with fish, and even real bread for breakfast! It will be just like a fancy restaurant meal!"
[effect]Army rations are being plated and served in fancy restaurants.
[stats] Culture increases a lot, Defence Forces increases, Industry: Arms Manufacturing increases, Industry: Pizza Delivery increases, Industry: Cheese Exports increases, Sector: Agriculture increases, Pacifism decreases, Death rate decreases
[option]"Who cares about the army anymore?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a peace activist, while doing something on their phone. "The army only invades other nations just because some fancy-schmanzy leader orders it? What about the people living in these other nations? We should disarm ourselves and actually use these funds for something else, like education." They continue to use their phone, before they say "I need to go, I have a Grumblr post to finish."
[effect]Peace activists party while other nations are planning to invade @@NATION@@.
[stats] Defence Forces drops to 0, Industry: Arms Manufacturing drops to 0, Pacifism increases, Niceness increases, Inclusiveness increases
[option]"Disarming ourselves? Are you crazy?", says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a current serving soldier of the @@DENONYM@@ army, while screaming at the peace activist. "We should not disarm ourselves, but atleast cancel the production of these horrible rations and give us the ability to hunt our own food. Atleast that has more variations than these 2 different ration menus." They then accidentally shoot a hole in your office's roof. "Whoops, maybe I shouldn't have that gun in your office in the first place."
[effect] Many @@DENONYM@@ soldiers die of starvation.
[stats] Death rate increases, Lifespan decreases, Niceness decreases
Issue: The @@NAME@@ army, known for their good combat skills, always had 1 weak point. That weak point is their food rations. Soldiers have severe complaints and want different Meals, Ready to Eat. Soldiers have very little morale in battle because of the rations. A combination of chefs, soldiers and peace protesters have come to your desk to discuss the options.
Validity: Not available for nations with mandatory vegetarianism or without an army.
[option]"These dehydratated meats are really disgusting. No wonder the soldiers are so depressed!" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, chef and owner of a restaurant in @@CAPITAL@@, in an annoyed voice, while spreading said dehydratated meat on a cracker from a MRE. "Why not give these soldiers a gourmet dinner in a can? We could have some traditional eastern @@DENONYMADJECTIVE@@ @@ANIMAL@@ stew, an exotic rice dish with fish, and even real bread for breakfast! It will be just like a fancy restaurant meal!"
[effect]Army rations are being plated and served in fancy restaurants.
[stats] Culture increases a lot, Defence Forces increases, Industry: Arms Manufacturing increases, Industry: Pizza Delivery increases, Industry: Cheese Exports increases, Sector: Agriculture increases, Pacifism decreases, Death rate decreases
[option]"Who cares about the army anymore?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a peace activist, while doing something on their phone. "The army only invades other nations just because some fancy-schmanzy leader orders it? What about the people living in these other nations? We should disarm ourselves and actually use these funds for something else, like education." They continue to use their phone, before they say "I need to go, I have a Grumblr post to finish."
[effect]Peace activists party while other nations are planning to invade @@NATION@@.
[stats] Defence Forces drops to 0, Industry: Arms Manufacturing drops to 0, Pacifism increases, Niceness increases, Inclusiveness increases
[option]"Disarming ourselves? Are you crazy?", says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a current serving soldier of the @@DENONYM@@ army, while screaming at the peace activist. "We should not disarm ourselves, but atleast cancel the production of these horrible rations and give us the ability to hunt our own food. Atleast that has more variations than these 2 different ration menus." They then accidentally shoot a hole in your office's roof. "Whoops, maybe I shouldn't have that gun in your office in the first place."
[effect] Many @@DENONYM@@ soldiers die of starvation.
[stats] Death rate increases, Lifespan decreases, Niceness decreases