A recent debate on who should be the Patron Saint of @@NATION@@ has been stirred up. Saint Yuri, who has been the Patron Saint of @@NATION@@ for several centuries, was not the original patron saint.
Validity: valid for nations with national religions
Options:
[option] “We should obviously restore Saint Eduardo as @@NATION@@’s patron saint.” Says @@RANDOMNAME@@, history teacher at St Eduardo’s High School. “Unlike Yuri, he was born here, and ruled as king of east @@CAPITAL@@ for about a decade,” “He was our saint for 500 years. We dumped him for some hotshot foreigner with more patronages! Restore Saint Eduardo to his rightful glory! And perhaps alter our national flag and get rid of Yuri’s symbol too!”
[effect] hundreds of children’s books about saint Yuri are being replaced by books about St. Eduardo
[stats] happiness decreases
[option] “No! Yuri’s been our saint for 7 centuries” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, President of the Saint Yuri Society “you can’t get rid of him just because he lived in a foreign country! We’ve got cultural cringe! That’s why we like him! He slayed a giant fire-breathing @@ANIMAL@@...or converted it to @@FAITH@@ depending on what version of the story you read. But he’s praised all over the world! The Maxtopians, the Bigtopians, the Tasmanians, hundreds of places in @@REGION@@! He unifies and connects us! Keep him as our saint!”
[effect] St. Yuri’s day is the most popular holiday in @@NATION@@
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