Title: Epic Rap Battles Of Misery!
Validity: be a psychotic dictatorship.
Description: After just finding out that you were set up against the Maxtopian dictator, King Max the Insatiable, in the comedic internet site titled "Raps Against History's Greatest" (RAHG), you were honored. However, After realizing that the only reason you were placed with him because of your brutality and you ended up losing, your advisors have gathered around you to see what should be done.
Debate:
[option]"This is ridiculous!" screams @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Music. "This battle was set up to compare two savages against each other in a 'comedic' rap battle. They portrayed you as a violent and oppressive human being that showed no mercy for life what-so-ever. They made you lose against Max the Insatiable, a man convicted of genocide not once, not twice, but NINE times! You need to show the world that you are not as bad as that guy. Maybe a tax cut and letting people leave their homes once and a while will let the world know that you aren't a bad person."
[effect]@@LEADER@@ can commonly be seen kissing babies and helping out the needy in an attempt to regain their image.
[stats]compassion greatly increases, authoritarianism goes to 0, happiness greatly increases.
[option]"That's exactly why you lost!" exclaims your Chief of the Secret Police while torturing a baby. "You have been portrayed as weak and pathetic. You are a violent man that was recognized, so congratulations. However, the man who portrayed you made you seem like a kitten licking a lolly pop! Give us the green light and we will make everyone in @@REGION@@ know why you're called @@NAME@@ the Annihilator! Maybe then they will change their minds over who is more cruel."
[effect]@@NAME@@ has been condemned by the WA for its genocide of everyone not @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@.
[stats]authoritarianism greatly increases, defense force and police ratios greatly increase, death by disappearance increase slightly.
[option]"Yo Wow, don' take dis here seriously now you know das right!" states Epic Peter, the creator of RAHG and the actor who portrayed you. "Yo dis here iz all meant ta be uh little comedy fo' brothas. Ah never meant ta insult anyone by doin' dis here, but if you gots uh problem maybe you should watch mo' o' muh motha videos ta see dat it's all uh joke. While you at it, you should give me some funding so ah can create mo' phat videos. Don' make me come ova there homie..."
[effect]@@NAME@@ has been giving @@CURRENCY@@s to groups that insult their enemies.
[stats]IT +1, cuture increases slightly, compassion slightly increases.
[option]"Peter's right," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, you Minister of Things and Stuff, while listening to the battle. "This rap battle is hilarious! You should hear the stuff said about Max, it's all references about how he still lives in his mother's basement and sucks his thumb! The worst thing it says about you is 'You're the worst leader the world's ever seen / I'll drop you harder than you did to your GDP.' I mean seriously, we all need to calm down and get a grip on ourselves. Maybe if we tried to make @@NAME@@ have more rights and stuff and try to get a better economy, the world would see you as a good leader. Also, you need to take criticism better."
[effect]everyone in @@NAME@@ is suspicious after obtaining a ridiculous amount of freedoms over night.
[stats]civil rights and political freedoms +35 each, economy +18, compassion increases.
Comments?
second draft made.