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Kaboomlandia
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Postby Kaboomlandia » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:55 am

Upon arriving at your desk early this morning, you were stunned to find there weren't any dilemmas to resolve.

The Debate

"Well it's not surprising, it is?" pipes up Buffy al-Zahawi from your entourage. "Every day, you expect the people of Kaboomlandia to come to you with their problems. Would it hurt you, for once, to go out and ask them what they want you to do?"

Accept

"They've given up!" grumbles Zack Brown, ever the pessimist, "and I don't blame them. All these decisions, made with the best of intentions, and they always go wrong. From tax code reform to that incident with Brasilistan, nothing ever goes quite the way it should. Just give up, and let someone else call the shots for once."

Accept

"Nonsense!" trills the annoyingly chirpy Gertie Calgary, pirouetting around your office. "There's just nothing left to fix. Yes, Andrew, that's right. It's perfect. Kaboomlandia, Kaboomlandians, you. All perfect."

Accept

What I find funny is the reference to Brasilistan, as I haven't started the Chain yet.
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"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
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Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf
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Postby Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf » Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:36 pm

I wonder how one qualifies for this issue.

I support insanely high tax rates, do you?
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Kaboomlandia
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Postby Kaboomlandia » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:30 pm

Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf wrote:I wonder how one qualifies for this issue.

Don't know.
In=character, Kaboomlandia is a World Assembly member and abides by its resolutions. If this nation isn't in the WA, it's for practical reasons.
Author of GA #371 and SC #208, #214, #226, #227, #230, #232
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"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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Kaboomlandia
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Postby Kaboomlandia » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:33 pm

Any idea what exactly this issue will do?
In=character, Kaboomlandia is a World Assembly member and abides by its resolutions. If this nation isn't in the WA, it's for practical reasons.
Author of GA #371 and SC #208, #214, #226, #227, #230, #232
Co-Author of SC #204
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"Your legitimacy, Kaboom, has melted away in my eyes. I couldn't have believed that only a shadow of your once brilliant WA career remains."
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Czechostan
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Postby Czechostan » Fri Apr 03, 2015 7:34 am

But isn't not having issues an issue? :p
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New-Pradbraki
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Postby New-Pradbraki » Fri Apr 03, 2015 7:40 am

I got this one, and I haven't done the chain either. The last option gives you "the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements."
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Postby Praiten » Fri Apr 03, 2015 7:45 am

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Kaboomlandia
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Postby Kaboomlandia » Fri Apr 03, 2015 7:47 am

New-Pradbraki wrote:I got this one, and I haven't done the chain either. The last option gives you "the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements."

That was the one I chose.
In=character, Kaboomlandia is a World Assembly member and abides by its resolutions. If this nation isn't in the WA, it's for practical reasons.
Author of GA #371 and SC #208, #214, #226, #227, #230, #232
Co-Author of SC #204
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"Your legitimacy, Kaboom, has melted away in my eyes. I couldn't have believed that only a shadow of your once brilliant WA career remains."
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The Flying Castle
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Postby The Flying Castle » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:34 am

Did you by chance dismiss a lot of issues before this one?
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Kaboomlandia
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Postby Kaboomlandia » Sat Apr 04, 2015 12:59 pm

The Flying Castle wrote:Did you by chance dismiss a lot of issues before this one?

I never dismiss any.
In=character, Kaboomlandia is a World Assembly member and abides by its resolutions. If this nation isn't in the WA, it's for practical reasons.
Author of GA #371 and SC #208, #214, #226, #227, #230, #232
Co-Author of SC #204
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"Your legitimacy, Kaboom, has melted away in my eyes. I couldn't have believed that only a shadow of your once brilliant WA career remains."
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Manawatu
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Postby Manawatu » Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:32 am

I got that issue to and I chose the first one im still waiting for the results though.
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New-Pradbraki
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Postby New-Pradbraki » Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:43 am

The Flying Castle wrote:Did you by chance dismiss a lot of issues before this one?

With a puppet (trying to keep it an anarchy), but not this nation.
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Omigodtheykilledkenny
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Omigodtheykilledkenny » Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:12 pm

This isn't actually Issue #404, is it? :eyebrow:
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Kaboomlandia
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Postby Kaboomlandia » Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:13 pm

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:This isn't actually Issue #404, is it? :eyebrow:

Strangely enough, it is.
In=character, Kaboomlandia is a World Assembly member and abides by its resolutions. If this nation isn't in the WA, it's for practical reasons.
Author of GA #371 and SC #208, #214, #226, #227, #230, #232
Co-Author of SC #204
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"Your legitimacy, Kaboom, has melted away in my eyes. I couldn't have believed that only a shadow of your once brilliant WA career remains."
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Euprmorix
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Postby Euprmorix » Mon Apr 06, 2015 3:47 am

Do any of the choices matter? I do not want to get back on, thinking that none of these matter, just to find out that my economy went from 100 to 33.
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Telandros
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Founded: Oct 06, 2013
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Postby Telandros » Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:04 am

Manawatu wrote:I got that issue to and I chose the first one im still waiting for the results though.


Tell me what you got, tell meeeee.
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Telandros
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Postby Telandros » Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:44 am

I choosed the first option.

The outcome (Aparently, i was not strict) is:

"Following new legislation in @@NATION@@, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems."
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Annihilators of Chan Island
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Postby Annihilators of Chan Island » Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:07 am

It appears to be an issue that anyone can get. Including me.
Option 2 gives ''10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Annihilators of Chan Island, the government is overcome with ennui.'' other than that, I can't see any difference.
This nation is modeled on being my absolute worst dystopia imaginable. In no way do the Annihilators reflect my opinions, in fact I am totally against almost every single policy they enact.
I support insanely high tax rates, do you?

I honestly really like to write issues.

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Telandros
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Postby Telandros » Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:21 pm

Annihilators of Chan Island wrote:It appears to be an issue that anyone can get. Including me.
Option 2 gives ''10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Annihilators of Chan Island, the government is overcome with ennui.'' other than that, I can't see any difference.


I disagree, there must be an exigence, myself i rarely dismiss an issue.

Did you check your nation's stats?
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Kaboomlandia
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Postby Kaboomlandia » Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:31 pm

I'm rated Corporate Police State and got it :palm:
In=character, Kaboomlandia is a World Assembly member and abides by its resolutions. If this nation isn't in the WA, it's for practical reasons.
Author of GA #371 and SC #208, #214, #226, #227, #230, #232
Co-Author of SC #204
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"Your legitimacy, Kaboom, has melted away in my eyes. I couldn't have believed that only a shadow of your once brilliant WA career remains."
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Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Mon Apr 13, 2015 8:38 pm

Hey! I got it too!
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Kesshite
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Postby Kesshite » Mon Apr 13, 2015 9:24 pm

Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf wrote:I wonder how one qualifies for this issue.


I don't think there is any qualification for it.

Euprmorix wrote:Do any of the choices matter? I do not want to get back on, thinking that none of these matter, just to find out that my economy went from 100 to 33.


The options will alter some of your national statistics, same as most issues.
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Liberdal
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Postby Liberdal » Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:43 am

I do think there's one, probably something like being relatively active and not dismissing many issues.

I tried with one of my puppets the last option:

"Following new legislation in @@NATION@@, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements"
There doesn't seem to be a change on the statistics.
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Sanctaria
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sanctaria » Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:52 am

Liberdal wrote:There doesn't seem to be a change on the statistics.


Kesshite wrote:The options will alter some of your national statistics, same as most issues.


Every option of every issue effects your nation stats in some way.
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Trotterdam
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Postby Trotterdam » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:00 am

I've often seen issues appear to not do anything, although I figured that's likely because I'm already maxed-out on the stats it's trying to improve.
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