Okay I'll try one of these.
Validity: Valid for nations that have banned child labour.
Over a joke made in a press confrence to attempt to distract the public about issues in the nation the government has accidentally
sparked a heated debate over the legality of child labor.
[option]”Our children have the right to work,” rants @@RANDOMNAME@@, a talk radio host. “Who’s the government to say what I do with my kids. I say the government should just get out of child labor laws all together.”
[effect]More children call in ‘sick’ for school each
[stats]Child labor laws have been abolished, stupidity increases, economic freedoms increase, social welfare funding decreases, law and order funding decreases, youth rebelliousness increases,
[option]”Why not make ‘em work?” Argues @@RANDOMNAME@@, while shaking his fist at some rapscallions. “Kids these days are always out on the street disrespecting their elders with filthy words and large rocks. I’m spending a large amount of @@CURENCY@@ on window repair! Sending them to some labor camps would really crush their spirits, don’t you think?”
[effect]Nationwide ruffians are disappearing to work
[stats] Child labor laws have been abolished, civil rights decrease, happiness decreases, taxes increase, social welfare funding decreases, obesity decreases, rudeness decreases
[option]”Don’t let them take away my baby!” Screams concerned parent, @@RANDOMNAME@@, while intensely biting fingernails. “You just can’t! I need to send them to school, not work! We can’t do this to our children!”
[effect]Pro-child labor activists have been given a timeout
[stats]Education funding increases, intelligence increases, economic freedoms decrease, social welfare funding increases, taxes increase,
[option]"Okay, I got an idea to get everyone off your back," whispers @@RANDOMNAME@@, one of your senior advisors. "Just lower the minimum age for adulthood. That way kids could work but you won't have tots in coal mines."
[effect]The government has made a child labor compromise making everyone unhappy
[stats]economic freedoms increase, civil rights decrease mildly, crime decreases, stupidity increases, size of government increases a bit,
I whipped it up pretty quickly seeing the mods thread for more issues.