Guys,
This is my second attempt at drafting an issue - any thoughts - for or against (so long as they're constructive!) would be appreciated.
Thanks all!
Title
No where to go!
Description
A number of citizens concerned about the lack of Water Closets in rural @@NAME@@ have kicked up such a stink that you've agreed to meet the various groups at your convenience.
Validity
Open to all
Options
[Option] "I can't hold it in any longer" yells @@RANDOMNAME@@, Bathroom Organisers Group member. "The need for more free public conveniences in @@NAME@@ is obvious. We demand the Government roll out a program of construction before the lack of them causes a stain on our good nation."
[Effect] There are more public conveniences than roadside cafes in rural @@NAME@@
[Stats]Tax increases significantly, charmlessness decreases slightly, welfare increases moderately.
[Option] "Yes there is a need for more public facilities is but that is such a bog standard solution and would generate so much paperwork" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, CEO of @@NAME's@@ largest plumbing contractor. "Turn the contract over to us and we'll give @@NAME@@ the fanciest conveniences in the @@REGION@@. I admit it'll cause the taxpayer to spend a penny or two but they'll feel flushed with success when they see what they get in return.
[Effect] Public conveniences in @@NAME@@ are commonly possessed of gold plated fixtures and fittings.
[Stats] Tax decreases slightly, Tourism increases slightly, safety increases slightly.
[Option] "I have another solution" cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, Chief Wild Person of @@NAME@@'s Wild Evangelical Extremists as they take a stool by your desk. "I suggest you wash your hands of the matter by closing what facilities there are and allow citizens to get back to basics by making it legal for any of us to use the nearest bush." A twig that you hadn't previously noticed falls from their hair.
[Effect] An extraordinary number of bushes in @@NAME@@ appear to be thriving better than ever.
[Stats]Primitiveness increases significantly, ideological radicality increases significantly, tax decreases moderately, eco-friendliness drops slightly, environmental beauty drops moderately, health decreases moderately
