The Army of Defenderon - (Defunct)

[Benevolent Thomas]

Look it's all well and good to have a nice, active thread...However if you insist on posting topics can you at least have the amount of text be larger than the image you put with it..? Please?

Posts are about the feeling, not the content. Shorter is always better if it gets your point across. You're still so new at this

[NoblePhnx]

I'm with Rift on this, while I think it's a good idea that you are posting updates regarding your activity on the field, the formatting especially with the title and content at almost the same font size just seems like you are giving your report through a loudspeaker to someone standing right next to you.

[Crossbones Sally]

Blame the raiders for that, ever since we took to the field, they've run off somewhere, never to be found again!

[Shadoke]

Blame the raiders for that, ever since we took to the field, they've run off somewhere, never to be found again!

Huh

[Corvus Corax]

Blame the raiders for that, ever since we took to the field, they've run off somewhere, never to be found again!

The Children of Defenderon must be blind! There are at least 3 major raider/invader occupations around currently:

1. Islam where combined forces from several regions/organisations (Sicarius, AoI & Co.) are deployed to the defensive formation against attempted coup by fendas. (22 days, 32 verified endorsements for WAD)
2. The Mountains to the East brutal full scale Invasion, where The Grand Army of The Black Riders is currently deployed with various auxiliary detachments (21 days 46 verified endorsements for WAD)
3. Portugal straightforward full scale invasion of UIAF with detachments from Ainur, Europeia, TBR and TBH etc. (12+ hours, 32 verified endorsements for WAD)
4. Only The Raideron Almighty can know how many other raids/invasions are going on out there...

[Defenderon News HQ]

The Defenderon Gospel: Edition III

The Army of Defenderon was on duty once again to protect the natives of NationStates. Mainstream raider organizations were still nowhere to be seen, although The Crimson Empire was spotted doing a retag of a region full of old, discarded raider pups.

The defense of Vermont continued this Update, and the region continues to be under the reign of a native Delegate. No attempt was made by raiders to seize the region, but the AoD is not yet convinced that Vermont has passed from their sights. The AoD will continue to monitor the situation until such a time as either Vermont is out of danger, or a force beyond our capabilities to combat seizes the region.

The AoD later went to Rome to assist with the ongoing cleanup effort in that region. We are told that efforts to remove lingering raider puppets in the region are nearing completion, and would like to congratulate the natives of Rome for remaining strong in these tough times. We wish them luck in their future endeavors.

Tune in next time for more exploits by The Army of Defenderon!

[Shadoke]

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Might I add that you also failed at stopping us

[Servica]

what.. the heck, man

[Defenderon]

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Might I add that you also failed at stopping us

Failure implies that an attempt was made. Two of us did jump in, but we didn't stick around once we saw what was up. We don't really care if raiders cannibalize each other's puppet dumps.

[Kazmr]

Blame the raiders for that, ever since we took to the field, they've run off somewhere, never to be found again!

Huh

You really think we give a hoot that you invaded a raider puppet dump?

[Corvus Corax]

Huh

You really think we give a hoot that you invaded a raider puppet dump?

Apparently you did. Check that 'Huh' again.

[Defenderon]

Apparently you did. Check that 'Huh' again.

I was there. I'm pretty sure I know how much of a hoot I gave.

[Shadoke]

why go there if you dont care? seriously have some pride that you lost.

[Defenderon]

why go there if you dont care?

Move first, ask questions later.

[Shadoke]

why go there if you dont care?

Move first, ask questions later.

Its was a training mission anyways.

[Xoriet]

:D

Its was a training mission anyways.

Why is that always the excuse? Come up with something creative - at the very least original - for once.

[Shadoke]

:D

Its was a training mission anyways.

Why is that always the excuse? Come up with something creative for once.

No seriously, this is the second time I lead a raid.

[Xoriet]

Why is that always the excuse? Come up with something creative for once.

No seriously, this is the second time I lead a raid.

Still the most frequent excuse in the book, dear.

"I wasn't online when this was liberated!"
"Nobody really cared about this mission anyways."
"It was a training mission, so no big deal!"
"Unibot has a wish-granting magical unicorn who made our mission fail!"

(It's okay, my second led mission didn't go well at all. I actually know the pain quite well. )

[NoblePhnx]

:D

Its was a training mission anyways.

Why is that always the excuse? Come up with something creative - at the very least original - for once.

I was on during update and right as the region was about to update I was the victim of a preposterous and premeditated attack by. . .my cat!

[Xoriet]

Why is that always the excuse? Come up with something creative - at the very least original - for once.

I was on during update and right as the region was about to update I was the victim of a preposterous and premeditated attack by. . .my cat!

Sounds legit. Ninja cat!

[Valrifell]

I was on during update and right as the region was about to update I was the victim of a preposterous and premeditated attack by. . .my cat!

Sounds legit. Ninja cat!

More like a cat hypnotized via cosmic gamma radiated mind rays from Defenderon's wish-granting psychic unicorn that spits fire from its nostrils.

[Crossbones Sally]

Hooray! We helped defend vermont today!

[Defenderon News HQ]

The Defenderon Gospel: Edition IV

The Army of Defenderon was on duty after a brief hiatus to protect the natives of NationStates. Mainstream raiders were once again absent this night, though it was by no means uneventful.

A group of WA nations was spotted moving around from a previously-unknown jump-point. Said nations made for an entertaining show as they attempted to seize regions a full hour before their actual update times; yet another reason why you should never trust NS++ update times. It was soon discovered to be a de-tagging group that was simply new to the game.

We were quite dismayed to watch the folks at Unity in their attempts to "defend" Polandia. Nations from Hall of Raiders were observed moving into that region around its NS++ update time; however, Hall of Raiders updates near the start of the hour, and a quick check by the AoD showed that the puppets moving from there had indeed been updated already. Despite multiple telegrams informing them of this fact, the folks at Unity never picked up on this hilarious tidbit, and proceeded to needlessly seize Polandia's Delegate seat. We here at the AoD have no words...

Tune in next time for more exploits by The Army of Defenderon!

[Kazmr]

We were well aware the puppets had updated, though I don't know if they were.

Also, if you take a quick look, we ended up detagging the region.

Thanks for needlessly bashing us though :/

[Eluvatar]

In a slow update like this one, it seemed like a good idea to go ahead and detag Polandia, since attention had been drawn to it