The Voice of the People - a Taijitu periodical

[Rifty]

Yeah I am in no regard a raider and the GP community for the most part knows that. I lead raiders

Let me take out the useless, pandering part of this sentence and try to discern a coherent thought out of it.

"I am in no regard a raider [...] I lead raiders"

I suppose the endorsees of TRR or TNP aren't defenders either, by that logic

If i was to lose them all I would have no power and they know that. They recognize they're all needed and they know i'll keep them safe and happy.

Again, useless pandering. Of course if you lost all your supporters you would have no power. Why does this bear mentioning?

And safe from what, exactly? Your protectorates are small, usually password protected founderless regions. The rest have active founders. What are you protecting them from?

No - Raiders commit the act of raiding. I don't. My WA is in a region elsewhere endorsing the active delegate. I lead raiders and they raid. I lead...I'm a leader. That's how the logic works mate.

I'm not talking of the protectorates - They are a side matter. I'm discussing the citizens of AoI - The devout followers - The citizen army. Whatever you want to call them.

[Pauline Bonaparte]

Well, at this point, when we're arguing about whether or not the leader of a raider region is a raider, I realize there is nothing else to be said. There are balls to attend, and happenings to happen! Ta-ta!

[Funkadelia]

Let me take out the useless, pandering part of this sentence and try to discern a coherent thought out of it.

"I am in no regard a raider [...] I lead raiders"

I suppose the endorsees of TRR or TNP aren't defenders either, by that logic



Again, useless pandering. Of course if you lost all your supporters you would have no power. Why does this bear mentioning?

And safe from what, exactly? Your protectorates are small, usually password protected founderless regions. The rest have active founders. What are you protecting them from?

No - Raiders commit the act of raiding. I don't. My WA is in a region elsewhere endorsing the active delegate. I lead raiders and they raid. I lead...I'm a leader. That's how the logic works mate.

I'm not talking of the protectorates - They are a side matter. I'm discussing the citizens of AoI - The devout followers - The citizen army. Whatever you want to call them.

News flash: Rifty, founder of the Association of Imperialism, is not an Imperialist, or even a raider. He just leads them.

By the way, I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.

[Solorni]

No - Raiders commit the act of raiding. I don't. My WA is in a region elsewhere endorsing the active delegate. I lead raiders and they raid. I lead...I'm a leader. That's how the logic works mate.

I'm not talking of the protectorates - They are a side matter. I'm discussing the citizens of AoI - The devout followers - The citizen army. Whatever you want to call them.

News flash: Rifty, founder of the Association of Imperialism, is not an Imperialist, or even a raider. He just leads them.

By the way, I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.

Why can't a straight guy have a boyfriend?

[Rifty]

No - Raiders commit the act of raiding. I don't. My WA is in a region elsewhere endorsing the active delegate. I lead raiders and they raid. I lead...I'm a leader. That's how the logic works mate.

I'm not talking of the protectorates - They are a side matter. I'm discussing the citizens of AoI - The devout followers - The citizen army. Whatever you want to call them.

News flash: Rifty, founder of the Association of Imperialism, is not an Imperialist, or even a raider. He just leads them.

By the way, I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.

Yet again pointing out you infatuation with me - Mate give me your snapchat and i'll deal with your longings for me.

I have no idea how to switch efficiently - I really am as useful as a Piler.

[Funkadelia]

News flash: Rifty, founder of the Association of Imperialism, is not an Imperialist, or even a raider. He just leads them.

By the way, I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.

Yet again pointing out you infatuation with me - Mate give me your snapchat and i'll deal with your longings for me.

I have no idea how to switch efficiently - I really am as useful as a Piler.

Sorry babes, I'm not into raider guys.

[Chester Pearson]

Yet again pointing out you infatuation with me - Mate give me your snapchat and i'll deal with your longings for me.

Yes... Just what everyone wants to see. A fifteen year old's goodies.....

[Rifty]

Yet again pointing out you infatuation with me - Mate give me your snapchat and i'll deal with your longings for me.

I have no idea how to switch efficiently - I really am as useful as a Piler.

Sorry babes, I'm not into raider guys.

Your loss sexy

[Pauline Bonaparte]

THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE

a Taijitu periodical

HOW A RIGHT HONORABLE CITIZEN BEHAVES


The Rt. Honorable Citizen of Taijitu The Kumquat Fairy and Her Worshipfulness Pauline Bonaparte are part-time columnists for The Voice of the People and good friends.

OPINION
by THE KUMQUAT FAIRY and PAULINE BONAPARTE

The Right Honourable citizens of Taijitu have noticed an alarming lack of respect between notable players from various regions towards one another. After receiving thousands of requests from around NationStates asking “How should a Right Honourable Gentleman behave?”, we were left in stunning disbelief at the apparent lack of understanding of social etiquette.

We believe this type of behaviour is most unbecoming of individuals of our station and we believe that this article will be of great use to the would-be Right Honourable Gentleman or Lady who wishes to approach the game with a degree of civility, class and respect. This article will examine some very essential rules for appropriate behaviour and offer clear examples of prominent individuals who display these characteristics in all of their public and private social encounters.

1) Refer to other nations by their proper titles.

It is only appropriate when debating with civilised individuals that you refer to other nations and representatives with their proper titles as befitting of their station. The use of colloquial language should be absolutely prohibited for a Right Honourable Gentleman who wishes to be respected across the NationStates world. The use of the term “Right Honourable Gentleman” or “My dear Lady” should be fully encouraged as a sign of your respect of those opposite you in the conversation. It is appropriate to remind other nations of your proper title should they forget, should they persist in disrespecting your rank and station, a public flogging would be an appropriate punishment.

The nation of Eluvatar is a strong example of a highly respectful nation, who will always refer to members by their proper titles as befitting of their station and rank in civilised society.

2) Do not be so bold/familiar.

It is important to always be respectful and to recognise that there are boundaries that should exist between individuals who respect one another’s privilege. You should not presume to know what another Right Honourable Gentleman is feeling or thinking about a given matter, that is most inappropriate and too commonplace in modern NationStates society. If you’re unsure about the appropriateness of your comment or question, you should always request of the other individual if you may be so bold as to discuss that given topic. If the answer is in the negative, you should respect their wishes and apologise profusely.

Our Butler Alfred once dared to ask about the status of my relationship with Pauline Bonaparte. This was most inappropriate behaviour for a servant, he was politely reminded not to be too familiar or bold in future. The Citizen-Delegate of Taijitu, Jutensa, is a most prominent example of civilised behaviour and a great respecter of social boundaries.


3) Never revert to using insults to win an argument.

Personal insults against someone you have a disagreement with are the best way to make yourself seem vile and petty. Once, my brother's wife Josephine called me a "loose wench". While at first I truly desired to verbally destroy her for this affront, I instead took the high ground. I married an officer in my brother's army, had him buy me a set of diamonds larger than her's, and wore them to her coronation. The look on her face was worth all the personal attacks I could have made.

The Citizen-Augur of Taijitu, St Oz, is well known throughout the world for his careful speech and respect towards others.

4) Keep it simple, silly!

NationStates is a game of rhetoric and careful speaking. While it is important to make yourself seem like a true learned friend, do not let your rhetoric seem like verbal anal-retentive discharge. Do not be verbose. Be straightforward and up-front, and make your argument in as few words as possible.

Citizen New Delfos of Taijitu is a stellar example of keeping rhetoric terse. Once, it took him less than 500 words to respond to a "Who will post next?" game!

5) Remember that this is just a game.

Never take things too seriously. If you see yourself getting too anxious - tearing your hair out, being prescribed blood pressure medication - take a step back and remember the only thing at stake is the fleeting opinion of the NS Gameplay board. Take a deep breath, and maybe have a young strapping, shirtless servant carry you to a bath of milk, honey, and orchids.

Citizen Funkadelia of Taijitu is an honest example of a player who never, ever, ever lets things get to him. Once, when I sent some Egyptian-looking servants to Lazarus to give him a foot massage, he turned them away without a word. He never did say why, but I know the reason. He just never needed them.

Inappropriate Phrases & other issues for Right Honourable Gentleman/Ladies to avoid (To be updated)

Anal discharge
Referring to another as “mate” or “bro”
Passive aggressive smileys

In conclusion, if you follow these straight-forward and clear rules, you will successfully revert your inappropriately aggressive and insulting self into one of the finest Right Honourable Gentlemen or Ladies, as well as the most classy and sophisticated individual in all the land.

[Eluvatar]

I thank the noble lady and right honorable gentleman for noting the great example I provide. I will endeavor to always remember this most complimentary mention.

[The Kumquat Fairy]

It was a great honour to write this fine piece of historic literature with my dear friend and confidante, her worshipfulness Pauline Bonaparte. I hope that all who read it will take it most seriously and attempt to amend their social behaviour and attitudes to a more justifiable manner.

[Funkadelia]

I am proud to be the Right Honourable Gentleman and Gentlelady's ideal form of level headedness.

[PrussianEmpire]

cmon bro get that stuff outta u. lol k bai

[Khronion]

Would "Good Sir" and "Good madam" be considered an appropriately formal level of address?

There is an esteemed fellow in Warzone Europe by the name of Hattersfeld (our Imperial Representative) that I think the right honorable gentleman and lady would get along with at least in conduct, but he has withdrawn from the public for quite some time now.

[Pauline Bonaparte]

The specifics of address aren't as important as the manner (so long as I am always referred to as "Your Worshipfulness"). "Sir" and "Madam" are just as appropriate as other honorifics, such as "my learned friend" or "the gentleman from Khronion".

I am saddened to hear about the public withdrawal of the Right Honorable Gentleman, Hattersfeld. He sounds like the kind of person we would get along with famously.

[Southern Bellz]

Does this mean my all caps visits to the irc are no longer welcome???

[Pauline Bonaparte]

We will always make an exception for honored guests such as yourself.

[Pauline Bonaparte]

THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE

a Taijitu periodical

TATTERED BLACK ROBES, NAKED FLEEING BUTTOCKS SEEN NEAR VERMONT BORDER


Her Worshipfulness Pauline Bonaparte is a part-time columnist for the Voice of the People and a member of the Taijitu Citizens' Militia.

OPINION
by PAULINE BONAPARTE

Over two hundred years ago, a great battle was fought in Vermont. Invading forces from New York saw fit to enter the New England republic and claim its environs to enlargen its own state. This week, another force tried to take Vermont, but instead of wanting valuable logging rights and farmland, it wanted to vandalize a description in a browser game.

The modern battle was much less great, unfortunately. The invaders were easily repelled by a multi-organizational force that included the Taijitu Militia. Even I showed up, though I must admit when Eluvatar came to me asking if I wanted to meet a bunch of swarthy foreign soldiers in the woods in the middle of the night, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.

We mounted our defenses that night to prepare for the raider onslaught, and for a time worried about our success. When their black horses and heavy metal crested the horizon, though, the charge was more "Mongolian barbecue" than "Mongolian Empire" - tired and vaguely sickening.

In a valiant effort, four nations entered Vermont in about a minute and a half. They left much more quickly. We left the region that night satisfied that they would probably be too embarrassed to step foot near the Green Mountains ever again.

But if there's one thing raiders love doing, its getting embarrassed.

A second attempt was made to take Vermont this afternoon. Raiders from the Crimson Empire appeared what seemed like ages after update, leading me to believe there must be no pockets for a watch in any of those red robes. At least they have that "Palpatine's Guard" look going for them. Fittng, because like Palpatine's Guard, they're not there when they need to be.

I suppose in summation I'll just say this: I recommend that if any of my readers were involved in this fiasco, you stop by the New Hampshire Liquor Store on your way home for some tax-free booze. You'll be needing it.

[The Sapientia]

I do enjoy the style these reports are written in!

[Xoriet]

Even I showed up, though I must admit when Eluvatar came to me asking if I wanted to meet a bunch of swarthy foreign soldiers in the woods in the middle of the night, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.

I've been laughing for three minutes now. This is my new favorite quote of the month.

[Todd McCloud]

Hey, Mongolian Barbeque is good in small doses!

((Loved the article BTW. If ever you'd like to write for FPNS, we could shoot some womprats back home and talk it over))

[Tano]

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

[Pauline Bonaparte]

Many thanks to all you Right Honorable Citizens for the kind words! Todd, I would gladly write a guest column for the FPNS from time to time, when the mood strikes me!

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

The Right Honourable Lady has a way with words. A most enjoyable read.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

This, this is what defending needs more of And if there's any raider who can't take a little ribbing the other way when they lose an op, they shouldn't poke fun so easily when things are the other way around