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Karpathos
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Declaration of War on the Osiris

Postby Karpathos » Sun Sep 07, 2014 9:28 am

Declaration of War on the "region" of Osiris

Under normal circumstances, we are peace loving people. However, due to the following reasons, the region of Karpathos has declared war on Osiris.

    Region name is just silly
    The nation of Cormac is filled with Karpathian bigots
    The Nation of Cormac threatened more me once, and didn't use a tongue.gif
    The Nation of Cormac refuses to allow *neutral* third parties to mediate peace, nor wants to.
    The Nation of Cormac believes The Nation of Karpathos cares what the GP frequenters think of him*


Ask anyone I've worked with in the past who wasn't a spy or douche.
Ask Zaolat how I proudly gave him a home when he was unjustly kickedbannedf from Osiris. And even publicly lied (Remember: Glass houses, for the smart asses"
I'd also like to organize labor unions for all those slaves building Pyramids, for free. :bow:
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Postby Solorni » Sun Sep 07, 2014 10:13 am

Is the viability of this war for the region/island of Karpathos based on whether or not the Germans bail out your region?
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Postby Karpathos » Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:51 am

Is this is a political sikultsioj game, and therefore is a microcosm of entertainment unto itself (read: game), Democratically elected Queen Solorni. I understand how you could get mixed up though, it's what easily shocking to realize that NS isn't RL. Furthermore, there is no economic function in this game other than nation stats.

All the best,

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Postby Cormac A Stark » Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:57 am

I...

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Postby Dogs of War » Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:00 pm

Hear, Hear!
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Postby Planita » Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:03 pm

Yes your region of 2 nations can trump the weakling 1,000 nation region...
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Postby Applebania » Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:03 pm

Dogs of War wrote:Hear, Hear!

Cry havoc and let slip those guys. :p
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Postby The New World Oceania » Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:05 pm

"the Osiris"
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Postby Not a Montresor Holland » Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:05 pm

Planita wrote:Yes your region of 2 nations can trump the weakling 1,000 nation region...
:rofl:

Congrats, you missed the entire fucking joke.
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Postby Solorni » Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:45 pm

Karpathos wrote:Is this is a political sikultsioj game, and therefore is a microcosm of entertainment unto itself (read: game), Democratically elected Queen Solorni. I understand how you could get mixed up though, it's what easily shocking to realize that NS isn't RL. Furthermore, there is no economic function in this game other than nation stats.

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Someone missed the joke too :lol: :bow:
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Postby Darkesia » Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:00 pm

The Nation of Darkesia would like to supply arms to both sides. Our weapons are made from the finest chocolate.
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Postby Cormac A Stark » Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:02 pm

This may become the most delicious war on record.
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Postby Abacathea » Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:06 pm

Darkesia wrote:The Nation of Darkesia would like to supply arms to both sides. Our weapons are made from the finest chocolate.


Ah well, now if we're doing that, I'll happily go to war with both of them for a steady ahem *lifetime* supply of the aforementioned chocolate weaponry. We will of course be keeping all weapons in my personal quarters... until such a time as the men need them of course.... and will be awaiting your presumably immediate production and supply.
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Postby Rutthenia » Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:06 pm

Darkesia wrote:The Nation of Darkesia would like to supply arms to both sides. Our weapons are made from the finest chocolate.

Dark or Milk? White? :lol:
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Postby Fratellnoir » Sun Sep 07, 2014 1:48 pm

Darkesia wrote:The Nation of Darkesia would like to supply arms to both sides. Our weapons are made from the finest chocolate.


Peirce & Peirce have already put in a tender
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Postby Karpathos » Sun Sep 07, 2014 2:49 pm

Darkesia wrote:The Nation of Darkesia would like to supply arms to both sides. Our weapons are made from the finest chocolate.


The proud and already intoxicated people of Karpathos thank the generous government of Darkesia and would like you to offer them a seat of honor for her to dance upon in typical Karpathian fashion!

We serve all types of beverages (even Godiva Liquor for such an esteemed quest_, smokeables for us degenerates (tobacco and tobacco-free for healthy party animals out there), and a kitchen on 24h standby making a chocolate lava cake as well as anything in your honor. We've also sent the honorable, but forgettable, stinker of Osiris a crate of Desetin and a referral number for a proclotogist that I've heard treats half of Nazi Europa. We hope you find our olive branch of immense value with regards to your RegSov values, Cormac. In the name of peaceful coexistence, I'd appreciate if to=you took all your cadavers and moved them closer to Balder, where the cold temperatures would slow decay and reduce the misathma coming in to our sovereign region.
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Postby Darkesia » Sun Sep 07, 2014 4:48 pm

Rutthenia wrote:Dark or Milk? White? :lol:


Uttering the words "white" and


"chocolate" too close together is punishable by death in Darkesia. Unlike caek, it really is a lie.
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Postby Consular » Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:48 pm

Karpathos wrote:I'd also like to organize labor unions for all those slaves building Pyramids, for free. :bow:

Forgive my almost totally irrelevant comment, but its actually quite disputed whether the workers were technically slaves or not.
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Postby The United Colonies of Earth » Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:50 pm

Are there aliens in Osiris?
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Postby Bodobol » Sun Sep 07, 2014 8:13 pm

Karpathos has my mighty region's support.

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Postby Anumia » Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:53 am

Darkesia wrote:The Nation of Darkesia would like to supply arms to both sides. Our weapons are made from the finest chocolate.


I...have a sudden desire to begin a civil war.
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Postby Sichuan Pepper » Mon Sep 08, 2014 12:49 pm

You might need to send in peace keepers.
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Postby Victor Siege » Mon Sep 08, 2014 12:58 pm

Bold words for a region smaller than our executive cabinet ;)
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Postby Headwall » Mon Sep 08, 2014 1:24 pm

The HeadWall monastery intends to declare it's support for Osiris and stand in solidarity with it's soldiers to heal and enlighten them


Heads will be smashed!....against walls!...oh wait,the enemy shouldn't be enlighten......hmm what to do
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Postby Danfer » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:01 am

Did someone say choc-late? *will come out of his neturel yet semi pro osiris stance for chocolate*
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