The Black Riders - The Elite Cavalry of NationStates

by **Nephmir** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:35 pm

19. Not 20.

Absolute Nowhere was not even touched. Didn't bother to check the whole list.

by **Coraxion** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:43 pm

@Incoming TBR recruits: You can do it, if illiterate and drunken Cimmerian berserkers can do it! No fears my Comrades-in-arms! Do what you have to do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5TIVlwt3lI (national Anthem of Cimmeria)

- Cora -

PS. Today's Fenda casualty was The Revolting Blob in A Door in the Cosmos by Cimmerian Black Katana.

by **Coraxion** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:47 pm

Nephmir wrote:19. Not 20.

Absolute Nowhere was not even touched. Didn't bother to check the whole list.

19 then. So?

Bother to Check, Neph!

Add: Raid Report corrected, following instructions of Moderate Raider, who doesn't bother to check.

by **Kknight** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:29 pm

That little guy cares so much, he checked our hit list for us. Thank you little buddy.

by **Trick Shot** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:36 pm

Kknight wrote:That little guy cares so much, he checked our hit list for us. Thank you little buddy.

Somebody has to fact check.

by **Coraxion** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:40 pm

Ah Good. TEK has finally found its natural role and purpose: Check the facts of TBR raid reports.

Good.

Abandon your moderate stances and you could be welcomed to join the Ranks. After all.

- The Secretary -

by **Deadeye Jack** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:45 pm

You have Kzinti on your list but that's one of the 2 I actually stopped you guys in. Have to say you were pretty sloppy this minor

by **Coraxion** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:50 pm

Deadeye Jack wrote:You have Kzinti on your list but that's one of the 2 I actually stopped you guys in. Have to say you were pretty sloppy this minor

Indeed. My bad. Too drunken now for making decent raid reports it seems. Thanks.

2 Confirmed Interceptions for you. You get killed once.

18 hits. :lol:

Add: Raid Report corrected again following a hint of honorable fenda antagonist, who was there when countless his fellow fendas were not. *Cora salutes*

by **Sauvage** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:36 pm

Black Mekhet wrote:
Sauvage wrote:I remember that time my old region got invaded twice by silly black riders. (Who mind you are not an actual Calvary, more like a blundering mob of peasants overpowering real power players with pure numbers)

They failed horribly considering that I myself was the regional founder, too bad the moderation removed my old region and country because they had a hardon for my ability to subtly take over a rival region by being handed over the regional account's password in a act of "Good faith" between me and him. I watched his region fall into chaos, too bad the moderation likes to ruin year old accounts for the owner being...Better than the blackriders.

Real "power players"? Please define that. Secondly, they don't care if you're a founder or not, if they tagged your region that's a success and a failure for you as a founder.

I was implying I brutally murdered all of them before they could do anything. The "real power players" would be referring to myself and others that use less...Barbaric means.

by **Coraxion** » Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:34 pm

Sauvage wrote:*snip* and others that use less...Barbaric means.

Tools of Power Player of Cimmeria

These tools are almost as barbaric as they ever can be.

Only even more barbaric moderation can in theory murder Cimmerians. I can handle these tools, You can handle them as well, do you?

by **Drop Your Pants** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 3:54 am

Kknight wrote:That little guy cares so much, he checked our hit list for us. Thank you little buddy.

I was hoping he wouldn't point them out personally

by **Blood Wine** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:59 am

Sauvage wrote:
Black Mekhet wrote:Real "power players"? Please define that. Secondly, they don't care if you're a founder or not, if they tagged your region that's a success and a failure for you as a founder.

I was implying I brutally murdered all of them before they could do anything. The "real power players" would be referring to myself and others that use less...Barbaric means.

Yes...because you hold so much power over a near death region with 5 nations and a RMB which hasn't seen a post for 75+ days

by **NoblePhnx** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:31 am

Blood Wine wrote:
Yes...because you hold so much power over a near death region with 5 nations and a RMB which hasn't seen a post for 75+ days

Dare I say, TBR brings activity to regions it tags

by **Blood Wine** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:36 am

NoblePhnx wrote:
Blood Wine wrote:
Yes...because you hold so much power over a near death region with 5 nations and a RMB which hasn't seen a post for 75+ days

Dare I say, TBR brings activity to regions it tags

It's more like poking a dead horse

by **Tigahim** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:05 am

We processed just 26 dead horses. Some of them could still show some signs of life. Doesn't matter. Purpose of a practice poke dead horses serves other purposes too then poking dead horses.

Should be clear already to everyone.

by **Blood Wine** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 10:16 am

Coming soon:
I do stuff

by **Baghdad Bob** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 10:41 am

15th September, Minor update

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! The Black Riders Cavalry strikes once more, butchering 43 regions, and nailing 4 delegates.

Troops involved were General Halcones, Wetwork III, Vandoosa, Blood Wine, and Coraxion.

The 43 butchered regions:

Teutonic States
Beast Coast
Timeline
Freedom Gulf
League of Combined Nations
Nazi Country
Canton Protocol Strategic Alliance
Allied States
Marijuana
United Americas
The Band of Gays
Skyheld
Throdia
The Union of Red Nations
Liberal Haven
Isle de Skenpor
Derfal
Varathron
United Kingdom of Islands
Union of Tempest Nations
Anarchic States
Erranya
Conservatism
Minute Men
Peoples Commissariat of Internal Affairs
Templar Order
Vinita Pact
An Uncanny Legion of Abstract Nations
Take Raft On Large Lake
The Fascist Brotherhood
The Unified Nations
Allied Peacekeeping Forces
League of Patriots
Earths Orbit
The Crimson Dawn Puppet Storage
Esquimalt
Nazismus
Defwaen Foreign Office
The Road
The Pimp Empire
Ken Hams Paradise
The League Of The United Nations
Nightlands

by **Vandoosa** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 12:22 pm

*squeaks really hard at all targeted regions* uh oh! *falls down and rolls over* I think I tried a little too hard.. *blinkblink*

by **NoblePhnx** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 12:34 pm

Vandoosa wrote:*squeaks really hard at all targeted regions* uh oh! *falls down and rolls over* I think I tried a little too hard.. *blinkblink*

You've become a raiding addict there is a support group for that-> Coalition Of Raiding Addicts

by **The Sapientia** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 12:35 pm

Port Blood did something?
What is this madness?

by **Coraxion** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 12:36 pm

CROM! Cimmerians are now officially outplayed to the 2nd line, doomed to be an eternal reserve switching-wise, trigger-wise, aftermath-wise and public image-wise in The War Against defender disease.

That is good. That is good.

Now Cimmerians can concentrate to really important issues.

Huzzah!

by **Vandoosa** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 12:36 pm

NoblePhnx wrote:
Vandoosa wrote:*squeaks really hard at all targeted regions* uh oh! *falls down and rolls over* I think I tried a little too hard.. *blinkblink*

You've become a raiding addict there is a support group for that-> Coalition Of Raiding Addicts

"Dedicated to ... you guessed it ... Coraxion, the Legendary Cimmerian mercenary!"

OH! CoraCora is the one who got me hooked!

by **Valrifell** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:01 pm

The Sapientia wrote:Port Blood did something?
What is this madness?

It's a sign of the apocalypse! As foretold by the ancients!

by **Sauvage** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 3:02 pm

Blood Wine wrote:
NoblePhnx wrote:Dare I say, TBR brings activity to regions it tags

It's more like poking a dead horse

I was referring to a region from last year known as "Borg MainLand" You silly man. Not the current region that is becoming active as of late.

by **Blood Wine** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:15 pm

The Sapientia wrote:Port Blood did something?
What is this madness?

THIS. IS.
something.

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