Sicarius - Defenders humiliated! Region captured!

[Valrifell]

At least I now know what your up to Val... so it's not a plan to dominate the world, like I was thinking!

Actually, it is .

[Faschist Deutsch Reich]

At least I now know what your up to Val... so it's not a plan to dominate the world, like I was thinking!

Actually, it is .

Wow man! Please spare me from your wrath of destruction!

[Valrifell]

Interesting...

Getting interest is only half the battle.

[The Sapientia]

Interesting...

Getting interest is only half the battle.

Hardly. There's still recruiting, raiding, factbook writing, banning, ejecting, and yelling at people.

[NoblePhnx]

A wicked sense of humor you guys have in Sicarius. . .To be expected with Val,Sap and UN there. . .

[The Sapientia]

A wicked sense of humor you guys have in Sicarius. . .To be expected with Val,Sap and UN there. . .

It is a refresher from the stiffness Nephmir adds to TEK

[Valrifell]

A wicked sense of humor you guys have in Sicarius. . .To be expected with Val,Sap and UN there. . .

You expected differently?

[Libertarian Patriot]

What is this? I don't want to be stupid, but what is raiding? I just joined and tis caught me i

[NoblePhnx]

A wicked sense of humor you guys have in Sicarius. . .To be expected with Val,Sap and UN there. . .

You expected differently?

I hadn't read anything you or Sap had written before really so I didn't know what to expect but I always appreciate a keen sense of humor, a sharp wit with tongue in cheek and self referential inside jokes like I have seen in your dispatches. . .

[Sicarius News Bot]

"I stood there. I watched as children laughed and played in the meadows. I gazed at a couple in their late years, sipping drinks together content. I just looked at the men and women tending to there crops, each and every one of them with a smile on there face. I felt disgusted, for they all thought of themselves as free. Can you believe it? Free? Hell, they even named themselves 'Free Reynolds'. Pathetic... They would look so much better in chains."

- General from The Sapientia giving a report to Sicarius founders and Valrifell leaders, Andrew Lee and Eliot Crane

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Free Reynolds Captured!

After a few short yet costly battle with defender nations, several cities in Free Reynolds had been destroyed, but that is besides the point. Currently, the region of Free Reynolds is completely under Sicariun control, delegacy has been maintained for days now and most of the native NationStates have been ejected do to a "completely fair region-wide vote conducted by the completely legitimate regional delegate and government." (as leaders of Sicarius put it) their borders have since been split up amongst various Sicarius puppet-states working closely with their puppeteers.

This victory comes at a large surprise to many, because, as many (or few) people know, this raid has been the apple of some defender group's eyes for quite some time (apparently) going as far to send nine well-trained and seasoned defenders to attempt to liberate the land lost to NationStates that were on the brink of collapse anyway, we here at Sicarius think that we are far more fit to rule than a NationState whose governing body hasn't made a comment to anyone in weeks and whose people are getting quite fed up with that (we expect said nations to fall victim to riots to it's eventual collapse.) Anyway, defenders launched three liberation attempts, one that was successful, however, the region eventually fell back to Sicariun control after several assassins managed to sneak there way to the defenders Unit Storage and Deployment Area (U.S.D.A. or Jump Point, which is an entire region dedicated to housing the fictional puppet governments) and pose as defenders themselves to regain access to the region! Defenders were not able to retake the region after that (we assume they were getting over some sort of drunken bar fight.)

After the land of the region was split up between the nations and the various NationStates' government exiled to a land known as The Rejected Realms, the puppets' governments were also told to do so as so the region would be refounded as to prevent any sort of uprising from the now enslaved population of Free Reynolds with any exterior help. I will now go in to more detail of the operations that took place:

Generals and troops from The Shadow Assassin,The Sapientia and Reath got together for a few quick drinks to prepare for the operation. In the mourning, generals from the former two nations were already up and on there way to Free Reynolds, free of hangovers due to the astounding progress in medicine taking place in Sicarius. Unfortunately, generals from Reath forgot to take their anti-hangover pills (we still don't know how they all managed to do so, but it happened) so, after the region was captured, they promptly passed out on various couches across the captured region (while most of it was burning down, of course) as a result, when defenders came, their troops were helpless and slaughtered, without reinforcements, units from The Sapientia and the Shadow Assassin also fell to defenders. The battle was short, losses great, all hope appeared to be lost, then, a miracle happened. Generals from Reath got over their hangover and managed to help the others sneak into the aforementioned defender jump point and secure the region once and for all! While torching most of it to the ground!Reinforcements of course helped out!

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Final Raid Stats:
Natives Expelled: 7
Humiliated Spies: 2
Shamed Defenders: 16
Repelled Liberations: 2

[The Sapientia]

Huzzah huzzah and other stereotypical raider cries!

[Red Skull Prime]

No WE are the villain NationStates deserves

You have a good start. Keep it up.

[The Shadow Assassin]

-Snip-

Special credit must also go to Princeholdings and Master Shin,without whom the invasion wouldn't have been just hard, but impossible.

[Nierr]

Also, this effectively removes all doubt that Val is a spy for 'Fenders....what kind of spy creates a new raider region?

One in the deepest of covers. *nods*

[Red Skull Prime]

Also, this effectively removes all doubt that Val is a spy for 'Fenders....what kind of spy creates a new raider region?

One in the deepest of covers. *nods*

Seconded.

[Belltower Group]

No WE are the villain NationStates deserves

We'll see about that.

[Red Skull Prime]

No WE are the villain NationStates deserves

We'll see about that.

Are you back? Please tell me you're back. I can't tell you how happy I was to see your name as the most recent poster.

[Forgetful Owl]

We'll see about that.

Are you back? Please tell me you're back. I can't tell you how happy I was to see your name as the most recent poster.

We were never gone.