PNN: PEF Pulls a Patton!

[A mean old man]

Die, Vexatious Louts!



AMOM, Milograd, and Karpathos discuss their plans for the future of "Reich."

The widely-despised "Reich" was overrun and conquered last night as practically everyone and their mother decided to participate in the region's much-needed destruction. At the time of the region's update and under the organization of the New Pacific Order, soldiers from The Pacific, Lazarus, Balder, Equilism, and Asgard (as well as some other soldiers who joined the invasion as individuals) swarmed into the region, putting the NPO's Pacifican Expeditionary Forces commander Karpathos in the position of the region's delegate. Karpathos quickly tore down the region's flag, burned it, and replaced it with the warlike banner of the PEF. The region's WFE was wiped clean of the defecation which was formerly plastered upon its surface and replaced with the shimmering blue and black text that covers it now. After the success of the invasion, soldiers from Right to Life, Freedom and Justice Alliance, the Eastern Pacific Sovereign Army, Red Fleet, and Mazeria poured in to help secure the NPO's occupation.

The NPO would also like to thank Emperor Farrin of the CN NPO for his participation! The NS NPO is always happy to collaborate with our colleagues from CN.

How did Reich respond to their defeat? Why, the only way we would expect such silly ninny Nazis to respond to a real threat when it came barreling through their door, smashing their tables and urinating on their carpet - they ran away! That's right, folks. The oh-so-bold Nazis of Reich soiled their pants and ran off to Reichskanzlei to hide in terror from their brutal liberators. Just goes to show how much all of their tough talk is truly worth. Fear not, however, good people of the world; we will continue to hound these dregs to the ends of the earth until they are finally saved from their evil ideology and foolish spamming of our RMBs - or until they fall off the ends of the earth. Either will do.

...and now the question that everyone is asking themselves is WILL DVL INTERVENE? The founder of Reich claimed to be ejected and banned from his own region and seems to have left it to its fate. Will he let it die by the hands of the Order? Or will he prove himself to be full of shit and rescue his creation at the last second? Only time will tell...

Thanks for tuning in! We conclude today's update with a tune:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

~ A mean old man, Senator of the NPO

[Karpathos]

I'd like to personally thank all who have helped us take the region at update. As well as the overwhelming support of those who moved in after to secure the delegacy.

[Solorni]

A great article and an even greater victory

[Cromarty]

I can confirm that DVL was banjected several days ago.

[Funkadelia]

Another victory over the hateful Nazis. I'm happy to know that AMOM abides.

[Karpathos]

A great article and an even greater victory

Thank you, your Majesty.

[PrussianEmpire]

Every time a Nazi Region burns, something good happens. It was an honor getting to rai----errr liberate this region from oppressive Nazi rule.

[Karpathos]

It does not end here. The Pacific will not rest on their laurels. We will hunt down every last nazi in any and every region they reside in. Be warned.

[Of the Free Socialist Territories]

This article is good and you should feel good.

[Socialist Space Republic]

Congrats and we applaud you

[Cromarty]

I hope that picture reads left to right. I kinda like the imagery of Karp as John Goodman's character from O Brother Where Art Thou, crushing the frog that is nazi regions.

[Drop Your Pants]

Could you link to the region is your post? Just for the lazy among us

*goes to scream at heron for not using the Laz flag*

[A mean old man]

Could you link to the region is your post? Just for the lazy among us

Done.

I hope that picture reads left to right. I kinda like the imagery of Karp as John Goodman's character from O Brother Where Art Thou, crushing the frog that is nazi regions.

He sure was a hell of a lot fatter in that movie, wasn't he?

[Cerian Quilor]

It does not end here. The Pacific will not rest on their laurels. We will hunt down every last nazi in any and every region they reside in. Be warned.

Except that since you can't actually 'kill' them, you won't be doing anything but playing an endless game of tag

[A mean old man]

Except that since you can't actually 'kill' them, you won't be doing anything but playing an endless game of tag

"Tag." It's a pun.

[PrussianEmpire]

It does not end here. The Pacific will not rest on their laurels. We will hunt down every last nazi in any and every region they reside in. Be warned.

Except that since you can't actually 'kill' them, you won't be doing anything but playing an endless game of tag

But eventually your tags will stop being touches and will become slaps, thus making them wanna quit playing the game.

[Cerian Quilor]

Except that since you can't actually 'kill' them, you won't be doing anything but playing an endless game of tag

"Tag." It's a pun.

Entirely unintended, I assure you.

@PrussianEmpire: Pretty sure there's no way to slap someone in this game, or I'd have been slapped numerous times.

[A mean old man]

The Nazis of NS were far stronger in days past. We've been consistently destroying their hideouts and disrupting their functions. While we cannot eliminate them, we can chase them around and chop their silly regions apart until they're essentially a nonentity.

[Karpathos]

It does not end here. The Pacific will not rest on their laurels. We will hunt down every last nazi in any and every region they reside in. Be warned.

Except that since you can't actually 'kill' them, you won't be doing anything but playing an endless game of tag

Did I say I'd kill them? No. I said we'd hunt them down across NS.

[SkyDip]

Not quite sure I'd call 22 endorsements "everyone and their mother."

[A mean old man]

Not quite sure I'd call 22 endorsements "everyone and their mother."

It's more than most other people seem to be able to pull together these days.

[Evil Lord Sauron]

Not quite sure I'd call 22 endorsements "everyone and their mother."

It's more than most other people seem to be able to pull together these days.

Hmm for a high end political target like Reich, I think it could be better. Certainly when compared to other out and out raider groups like TBR and TBH who regularly gain 30+ pilers or TNI/LKE/Albion etc who can pile 40+

But given this is mostly a NPO mission and first priority is keeping Krull's endo count up it's not bad and certainly more than enough given the nature of the target, to be free of defender attention.

[The Bruce]

It's more than most other people seem to be able to pull together these days.

Hmm for a high end political target like Reich, I think it could be better. Certainly when compared to other out and out raider groups like TBR and TBH who regularly gain 30+ pilers or TNI/LKE/Albion etc who can pile 40+

But given this is mostly a NPO mission and first priority is keeping Krull's endo count up it's not bad and certainly more than enough given the nature of the target, to be free of defender attention.

A lot of defenders aren't going to participate in save the Nazis missions.

[Evil Lord Sauron]

and certainly more than enough given the nature of the target, to be free of defender attention.

*cough*