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Parvani
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Join The Moon!

Postby Parvani » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:45 am

Join my region, the Moon!

What do we have to offer you:

A slow moving RMB
An even slower moving offsite forum
Zero regional activities
No democracy or such idealistic nonsense
Whoever gets the most endorsements is delegate, we dont need no stinkin elections
If I dont like you, you get kicked
If I do like you, you might still be kicked
Occassional CTEs of puppets, which is what most nations on the Moon are.

So get bored, join the Moon today!
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Alyekra
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Postby Alyekra » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:15 am

Best. Advertisement. Ever.
(FOR LEGAL REASONS, THAT'S A JOKE)

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TaQud
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Postby TaQud » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:23 am

Crazy girl wrote:Join my region, the Moon!

What do we have to offer you:

A slow moving RMB
An even slower moving offsite forum
Zero regional activities
No democracy or such idealistic nonsense
Whoever gets the most endorsements is delegate, we dont need no stinkin elections
If I dont like you, you get kicked
If I do like you, you might still be kicked
Occassional CTEs of puppets, which is what most nations on the Moon are.

So get bored, join the Moon today!


A slow moving RMB I don't like
An even slower moving offsite forum I don't Like
Zero regional activities I don't like
No democracy or such idealistic nonsense I don't like
Whoever gets the most endorsements is delegate, we dont need no stinkin elections Like
If I dont like you, you get kicked Like
If I do like you, you might still be kicked Like
Occassional CTEs of puppets, which is what most nations on the Moon are. I don't like


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Frisbeeteria
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Capitalizt

Postby Frisbeeteria » Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:14 am

I believe I'll join your region with an inactive puppet!

* checks *

Oh, I did already! Yay!
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The Holy Twig
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Postby The Holy Twig » Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:21 am

Think I have an inactive puppet around here somewhere.
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Frattastan
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Frattastan » Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:31 am

Apart from the recruitment policy it doesn't seem different from most NS regions. :P
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Andacantra
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Postby Andacantra » Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:18 am

I think the difference is that they're intentionally like that :P

But this is still genius. The Moon: the premier UCR for population rise with no effort!
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Sedgistan
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Postby Sedgistan » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:47 pm

Though our population does drop by 100 or so nations when CG gets lazy about logging into her puppies.
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Eldarion Telcontar
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Founded: Jun 30, 2012
Father Knows Best State

Postby Eldarion Telcontar » Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:24 pm

Crazy girl wrote:Join my region, the Moon!

What do we have to offer you:

A slow moving RMB
An even slower moving offsite forum
Zero regional activities
No democracy or such idealistic nonsense
Whoever gets the most endorsements is delegate, we dont need no stinkin elections
If I dont like you, you get kicked
If I do like you, you might still be kicked
Occassional CTEs of puppets, which is what most nations on the Moon are.

So get bored, join the Moon today!


This is why we need a "like" button. :P
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Letoilenoir
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Postby Letoilenoir » Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:10 am

Mmm, not convinced that CG has thought this through - a cursory glance at the forum set up reveals there is no "Dark Side of The Moon" section
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The United Soviet Socialist Republic
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:35 am

Holy crap this is a really funny advirtisement.
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Feux
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Postby Feux » Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:34 am

I think the honesty of the recruitment ad is what is making it so funny.
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Drop Your Pants
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Drop Your Pants » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:17 pm

Hmmmm live in the same region as sedge and CG.....maybe not
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Crazy girl
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Mother Knows Best State

Postby Crazy girl » Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:44 am

Aww DYP, you break my heart :p

It seems we got somewhat of an influx of puppets who apparently wish to get bored. As a fair warning, I'll also mention we have Sedge and some of his puppets in the region.
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The Blaatschapen
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:04 pm

Crazy girl wrote:Aww DYP, you break my heart :p

It seems we got somewhat of an influx of puppets who apparently wish to get bored. As a fair warning, I'll also mention we have Sedge and some of his puppets in the region.


I'll stay clear from the Sedgehammer :p
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Crazy girl
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Mother Knows Best State

Postby Crazy girl » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:21 am

The Moon apologises for the excitement which was caused by the Skeleton army visiting. After we managed to stay awake long enough to notice them and to sign their surrender thingie, there was something of a BBQ...I think, Sedge probably ate most of it before the rest of us managed to get there.

Anyhow, after we managed to chase them off with our...well, doing nothing, we kinda forgot to stay awake for the BBQ (oops), we can now go back to our regular schedule.

Which is discussing who has the best moon cheese mines, CTEing puppets and being the most boring region in NS.

Thank you......zzzz......zz.....
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Frattastan II
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Frattastan II » Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:09 pm

*moves in, steps on Sedgie-poo, yells something rude, leaves*
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Cinistra
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Postby Cinistra » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:20 am

I had a puppet there a few months ago. Then it CTEd. Maybe, I'll send something over again soon. Nice ad, by the way. I'm particularly fond of the non-democratic bit. Your way of obtaining the WA delegate position is similar to ours :clap: .
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>Can I invade other people's regions?

Yes. The practice of "region crashing," where a group of nations all move to a region with the aim of seizing the WA Delegate position, is part of the game. Certain groups within NationStates are particularly adroit at this, and can attack very quickly.
>Once I've taken over a region, can I eject everyone else?

You can try. Invader Delegates tend to have very little Regional Influence, which makes ejecting long-time residents difficult. But Delegates can be as kind, generous, evil, or despotic as they wish. It's up to regional residents to elect good Delegates.
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Johz
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Postby Johz » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:23 am

Crazy girl wrote:Join my region, the Moon!

What do we have to offer you:

A slow moving RMB
An even slower moving offsite forum
Zero regional activities
No democracy or such idealistic nonsense
Whoever gets the most endorsements is delegate, we dont need no stinkin elections
If I dont like you, you get kicked
If I do like you, you might still be kicked
Occassional CTEs of puppets, which is what most nations on the Moon are.

So get bored, join the Moon today!

Not even a link? But if I'm lazy enough to join, how on earth can you expect me to hunt down your region? I'm afraid I'm going to have to reject your kind offer, despite it being quite ideal from many other points of view.
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Cinistra
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Postby Cinistra » Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:40 am

Johz wrote:
Crazy girl wrote:Join my region, the Moon!

What do we have to offer you:

A slow moving RMB
An even slower moving offsite forum
Zero regional activities
No democracy or such idealistic nonsense
Whoever gets the most endorsements is delegate, we dont need no stinkin elections
If I dont like you, you get kicked
If I do like you, you might still be kicked
Occassional CTEs of puppets, which is what most nations on the Moon are.

So get bored, join the Moon today!

Not even a link? But if I'm lazy enough to join, how on earth can you expect me to hunt down your region? I'm afraid I'm going to have to reject your kind offer, despite it being quite ideal from many other points of view.

What do you really turn down this generous offer of doing nothing :blink: ?
"Send forth all legions! Do not stop the attack until the city is taken! Slay them all!"
>Can I invade other people's regions?

Yes. The practice of "region crashing," where a group of nations all move to a region with the aim of seizing the WA Delegate position, is part of the game. Certain groups within NationStates are particularly adroit at this, and can attack very quickly.
>Once I've taken over a region, can I eject everyone else?

You can try. Invader Delegates tend to have very little Regional Influence, which makes ejecting long-time residents difficult. But Delegates can be as kind, generous, evil, or despotic as they wish. It's up to regional residents to elect good Delegates.
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Parvani
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Postby Parvani » Sun Jan 31, 2021 2:24 pm

Official statement from The Moon on being quorum raided.

Just noticed we got quorum raided...12, 13 days ago?

Please can the next invaders bring biscuits to have with the Moon cheese, we're out. Thanks.

"Tsukino hikari wa ai no message."
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Varanius
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Varanius » Sun Jan 31, 2021 3:22 pm

Parvani wrote:Official statement from The Moon on being quorum raided.

Just noticed we got quorum raided...12, 13 days ago?

Please can the next invaders bring biscuits to have with the Moon cheese, we're out. Thanks.

"Tsukino hikari wa ai no message."

Will do next time! Always happy to help :D
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Postby All Hail Dilber » Sun Jan 31, 2021 3:29 pm

Parvani wrote:Official statement from The Moon on being quorum raided.

Just noticed we got quorum raided...12, 13 days ago?

Please can the next invaders bring biscuits to have with the Moon cheese, we're out. Thanks.

"Tsukino hikari wa ai no message."

Biscuits or not, you should be thankful to help contribute to Dilber's great goal!
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Crazy girl
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Mother Knows Best State

Postby Crazy girl » Mon Feb 01, 2021 2:03 am

All Hail Dilber wrote:Biscuits or not, you should be thankful to help contribute to Dilber's great goal!


Dilber would bring me biscuits AND coffee. :p
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Postby The wabbitslayah » Mon Feb 01, 2021 3:15 am

Crazy girl wrote:
All Hail Dilber wrote:Biscuits or not, you should be thankful to help contribute to Dilber's great goal!


Dilber would bring me biscuits AND coffee. :p

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