I do not use NS stats, and before you try, shaming me with "I guess you're just playing to win" doesn't work. You can be pure MT and still be that jackass if you want to, so shut your arrogant mouth.

NS stats are satire that was never meant to be taken seriously.

I aligned this to the right because I bloody well felt like it. If you frequently do things because you bloody well feel like it, add this to your signature.