Fascismo Italiano

My name is Alfonso Rizzotto, I get overly excited much too easily!

I refer to people I respect as Signore or Signora, if your wondering.

I am an Italian Fascist that moved to America when I was a bit younger! I really like your Disney, it's older stuff is cool. Your women are scary, in fact one time a girl tried to force me to out with her, and I was so scared I almost did! Please stop letting them use testosterone!

Don't fuck with Italy man!